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BATTLEOF NEWBIE PROPORTIONS
Hey everyone, this is a battle between the SC player Mulla-The-Bum, who you may have seen in nohunters, and Gangstajoebob. Gangstajoebob is a level 7 but don’t be fooled, he has no micro skill whatsoever and shitty strategies, and oh yea, a speech imparement.
This game is played on Lost Temple and Mulla-The-Bum
Starts in the 12 while Gangstajoebob starts in the 6. Gangsta is UD, and Mulla is Orc.
It was a quite night when a poor peon stumbled upon a rich gold mine while traveling infront of the others. He decided it would sustain his settlement for now so he began work on a great hall. When it finished, commander mulla-the-bum took over…
Across the valley 3 Acolytes and a ghoul r busy summoning a Necropolis and haunting a new gold mine under the command of Gangstajoebob…
Mulla starts off with an Altar and Burrow, and later War Mill and Barracks. While Gangsta summons an Altar, a Ziggurat and a Crypt and then another Ziggurat and Crypt. Mulla makes his favorite hero, a mighty Cheiftain, Durn Harpyslayer. A mighty name for a large cow. While Gangsta makes a Death Knight, Lord Nightsorrow, in hopes of what he calls a rush. He amasses about 7 ghouls when he attempts this so called rush. All the while Mulla creates 4 grunts and starts creeping. During this time, Gangsta has scouted Mulla and Mulla is juuuust about to scout Gangsta with his own little Deon. While Mulla is creeping the 3 gnolls at the entrance to the temple, Gangsta charges up the ramp and runs into Mullas main. He goes right for the watch tower as, for some weird reson?, Mulla tp’s in with his 3 grunts and 1 being trained in the barracks, he manages to micro them and kill off 4 ghouls without losing a grunt, while Gangsta retreats, Mulla regroups his now 4 grunts and fills a near by burrow. Gangsta starts to feed of the corpses when Mulla charges in and kills 2 ghouls almost instantly gaining a level. Before Mulla could take the last shot and kill the DK Gangsta tp’s.
For the next 10 minutes, Mulla masses about 7 grunts and 3 head hunters and starts to creep again. Gangsta starts training what he likes to call “Crypt Friends,” and yes, he actually thought that’s what they were called. So anyway after he gathers about 5-6 friends* and 5 ghouls, he also starts to creep, he goes right for the mid while Mulla is creeping on the left of the mid and sees Gangsta creeping it. He waits a bit then moves in, and battle erupts. Mulla over powers Gangsta and forces him to flee the battle. Both players retire to their base for some reinforcements, and well needed rest.
Both player are now off creeping again with Gansta starts build on some necros and a DL. He continues creeping with his friends* and his DK, while Mulla scouts his main with a grunt. He notices the necros and takes a trip to the near-by store and buys a wand of negation. Mulla gathers his forces, which consist of 10 grunts and 5 headhunters, in the middle and starts the assault. He charges in killing 2 necros right away before they were rushed back and his DK uses his new tp, and comes into play. The battle rages and Mulla gets the poo ripped out of him backwards and retreats his now level 7 Durn Harpyslayer, the only survivor… During the battle Mulla has built 2 tauren totems and an expo at his nat. Gangsta has aquired 2 expos but the dumbass only has 1 acolyte mining at 1 of the expos, so its kinda even as far as expos go.
Gangsta is preparing his forces for a counter attack and moves them all to the mid, he has 6 friends* and 7 necros. He then moves to Mullas ramp and charges up into a tower. As the friends* and necros are busy with the tower, Mulla trains 2 tauren, he uses his hero as a distraction until they are done, when they come out, the Chieftain is slain, but suddenly, he reincarnates! Now with his 2 tauren army and a few full burrows he starts the battle, the tauren are quickly killed, but not before almost all the necros are slain. Around that time 2 more tauren come out and start ripping at the friends* after killing about 3 friends* and his DL, Gangsta tp’s away, leaving Mulla with 4 tauren, and 2 training.
When the 2 pop out Mulla moves to the mid, hoping to mount an offensive, when Gangsta meets him there and a battle ensues. Mulla is defeated running only with 1 tauren and a dead hero… Gangsta heals his troops by the middle fountain. And charges towards Mullas base, where he has 2 tauren training and a reviving hero. Mulla out micros Gangstas forces while still pumping tauren. And when things looks the worst, his hero revives and forces him to tp home. Mulla scouts Gangstas 2 expos and moves in for the kill. They are both unguarded, and easily taken. Gangsta is left with nothing and when Mulla starts to break into his base, he leaves.
LESSONS
1. Remember to put ALL the workers on a gold mine.
2. When times look the worst, micro will do the trick.
3. Tauren are great.
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