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| a br in china | | | Author: | | | IP: | 211.90.6XXXX | | Date: | 08/04/02 01:08 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 3, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for brian: 2.5000 |   | Call me Brian. This Br is from a month ago when i had the screen name "Frozen-crap"
Typical day on bnet. Lag and clan advertising. I joined a 3v3 bgh. one of the best games
i've ever joined
(sry, on vacation, no pics)
i remember the players names believe it or not.
1: ragarok (an old clan friend. okay skillz)red zerg
2: Solid-rock (mad skillz)blue terran
3: dingleberry (NOOB)teal toss
4: Bradrad (man he sucked)purp terran
5: Frozen-crap (mediocre)orange toss
6: 6HotIce9 (Mad skillz)brown zerg
!!!My team: hotice, Frozen-crap, and dingleberry.!!!
!!!Other team: Bradrad, Solid-rock, ragarok.!!!
On my team, hotice upper left, dingleberry upper middle and me 9:00.
Other team, solid lower middle, bradrad lower left and ragarok lower right
Sorry about the inconvenience of no minimap. think of it as teams with spaces.
Everyone starts mining the second the game starts. dingleberry scouts with his probe.
he checks all the positions and our team know where everyone is. During his scouting my
buddy ragarok rushes me with about 6 lings. Luckily im a photon type protoss. my 4 photons
held the lings off effectively. I started a gateway, then a core. I made 3 more probes.
Dingleberry was making an army of zealots and had only 1 forge. It was about 5:00
into the game. hotice looked like a serious newb. he had a lot of defense and a hella
drones. then i notice that he had a minibase at 3:00 also heavily guarded. He started using
drones to advance and make hatcheries. I knew then that he would win this game for us.
Ragarok had little squads of units. each squad had 2 hydras, 4 lings and
a drone. He had many units but he was foolish. it would be smarter to make one big army.
He sent a squad to the middle and started to morph a hatchery. He sent another squad to
dingleberry. Dingleberry's army of 10 zealots won easily, but the lings moved in the base and
killed a few probes. the photons killed them. the drone ran away.
Bradrad was a true noob. he had 4 marines, 2 bats and 4 medics. he sent the bats
and the meds to fite me. My beutiful photons melted them to pulps. He only had a
a barracks, cc, academy and 3 supplies, and a factory that was just started in his base.
solidrock Had a big fat terran defense. he put some in front of the pitiful bradrad and he scanned
with a comsat station. He had an armory, factory with mach shop,cc with comsat,expansion
2 barracks, 8 supplies and a engineering bay. man these people upgrade quickly!
Its about 10:00 into the game now. I made 9 zeals 5 starports and a citidel.I started
a fleet beacon. i had a thin line of photon surrounding my base and a bulky square at my
entrance. dingleberry had 16 zealots and 4 goons. hot ice was making a hive and he was
getting ready to attack. He already had 1 1/2 dozen mutas and 12 hydras. My gateway had just pumped
out 4 goons, i started an archives and my fleet beacon was done. I sent my infantry to
Ragarok's base.
Ragarok abandoned the idea of squads and had just a large fat son of a biotch
chunk of mixed zerg units. kinda like planters assorted nuts. The army had one weakness,
No detection. my puny army engaged the mass of zerg. the zerg overwhelmed the protoss but
the protoss did some damage. but in was insignificant. Solid rock had patches of wraiths
floating around and he had lots of goliaths. He had a crowded base. He kept scanning me for
an update on what im doin. Bradrad had a army of marines but it blew crap cuz no ups
and no meds.
I a dozen carriers moments later. They had 1 sheild upgrade, 1 armor upgrade and
2 attack. i had 3 cores to upgrade. oh yeah, i expanded too. I ordered the carriers to
make interceptors. I upgraded arbiters while i made carriers and started 6 of them. also,
During the carrier build i made a leigon of dts. Hot Ice was doin real good. Guardians,
Devour, hydras and defiler. he was the kind of guy who likes to plague. Dingleberry had 2
archons 8 zealots and 7 goons. he was slow, but productive.
THE END
It was bout fifteen minutes into the game
Ragnarok sent his zergs into the center. Then i sent my dts. He had 2 ovies until
ice came in and murdered them. The hydras blew up one after the other by someone's infantry.
Teal! he joined the fight. Poor ragnarok's army was almost gone until solid rock came with
a hella goliaths and wraiths. then hotice sent in all his crap. It became a duel of the
experts until bradrad joined in. He was shredded. I suddenly realized. MY CARRIERS!
My arbs were done and i send in my carriers and arbs. Oh yeah i had sum observers
too. The Interceptors annoyed the hell out of solidrock so he sent his emergency fleet of
Battlecruisers! ragarok rebuilt hydras until hotice desroyed the base. solidrock yamatoed
my carriers until they died. i statis fielded the bcs and orange surrounded while i made
sairs
hotice took solid-rock's base and i took bradrad's. gg. Then teal backstabbed.
What an idiot. Me and hotice whooped him. gg we said to each other finally.
I learned
-zerg are superior to terran
-have lots of detectors, not just one
-plague is really good against a lot of things
There's my first br. It you dont like it, i understand. I'll make a better one when i get
home with sum pics.
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