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| The Way It Really Happened!! (J/J) | | | Author: | | | IP: | adsl-34-XXXX | | Date: | 05/23/02 07:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for PooHandler: 7.3125 |  | Here is a little something I cooked up because I am bored at home with nothing to do. Actually, it started on the bus when my friend showed me some stuff he did in I.S. He is quite the imaginative guy. He showed me this thing he wrote and I'm like "Dude I'm gonna fanfic this for fun," and he is like "Dude, that's dumb." So I figured I would do it anyway. Oh yeah, some of this shit may not make sense, don't feel stupid, you aren't the dumb one, my friend is. I'm sure whatever reputation and credibility I might have had previously on this site is gonna go away after people read this thing
The I.S. Story
The way it really happend
Original story by A.J.
Retold by PooHandler
Reference Guide
Arash- Weird, attention deficit Muslim kid.
Justin Naddy- Big buff kid
Britney- Really hot girl
Mr. Wright- Biggest asshole you will ever possibly meet, security faggot.
O.K., here's how it went down. I'm sitting, peacefully, in Britney's chair. She was absent so I thoght I'd sit in her chair so I could copy the kid next to me on the test. I'm sitting there calling Arash because I wanted to know my grade, I was absent so I didn't get to see my grade, but I thought maybe Arash had.
He didn't hear me so I decided I'd throw something at his to get his attention. I searched my backpack and there I found a couple of yellow paper clips. I lobbed them in his cardinal  direction and they neatly his him on the back. Arash whips around and blasts a clean shot of water at me with his squirt gun. Furious, having been squirted by him the previous week, I said, "That's it Arash!!!" I walked up to the front of the class, didn't see any cops, so I got a handful of water and walked over to Arash. I put my fingers on his shoulder and let the water run down his sleeve. I went back to my seat.
The next thing I know, he is squirting Justin Naddy. He missed once, hitting me in the face. Justin got Arash trapped in the corner. At this point I was fucking pissed off. I went up to Arash, opened a bottle of water, and he started wrestling me with it. It spilled all over both of us. Then, the faggot, spic substitute wrote us both referrals and called Mr. Wright to get us. So I says to him, "Suck mah Wright nut niggay!" and he punched my finger and knocked me the fuck out.
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