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| 4v1: I'm High | | | Author: | | | IP: | s17.dialXXXX | | Date: | 05/04/02 08:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 1, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for ThePalisade: 5.9231 |  |
Yes, I am in fact high. This is less of a battle report and more a tale of all things Starcraft. Prepare yourself for a journey into the mind of ThePalisade. No, this report is not empty. Thank you.
One night I decided that I had indeed reached the pinnacle of my Starcraft ability. After losing to TheReflex twice, I went back to Nohunters with a burning feeling in my chest. I WAS GOSU. In said channel there were four people. Also, there was these five Diablo II agents of destruction:
Now, feeling my new found abilities, I called for a 1v1. Manner style.
Of course, the entire channel pretended to be afk because they knew that I had just played TheReflex. So I waited. And waited. FINALLY, I was offered a game. Dagomar, Disturbed, AlienSpatula, and ImperatorP spoke as one: “4v1 anyone". Valiantly, I stood up to the challenge. I said, “Yes!"
Of course, my manner replay would not be tolerated by these infamous players. Dagomar went so far as to utter the most vile of insults towards my general area of the channel.
It was on! I made the game (on Wheel of War) and randomed to get Zerg! I kindly informed my opponents that I would be taking screenshots:
Disturbed replied quite viciously:
Feeling chagrined, I took no further screenshots for the rest of the game UNTIL my scouting overlord found two of my opponents:
I quickly teched to queens. This was my ultra unstoppable queen rush that I will not post the build order to because it would rock battle.net to the core. So, anyway, I teched to queens and got around 24 of them. I quickly moved into Dag’s Protoss base and broodlinged EVERY SINGLE unit except for the probes. Dagomar was beaten! But he tried to revive his down-trodden honor.
With the fall of their mightiest comrade, each player capitulated in succession.
So, my friends, that is the tale of my 4v1. If you don’t believe me, go ahead. Ask the players. Until next time, have a nice life.
I leave you with a typical Nohunters discussion in no paticular order:
This “report” has been brought to you in part by:
Honorable mention to:
1) My keyboard
2) My mouse
3) My screen
4) iTunes for no apparent reason
5) Atticus Richards: The Tortured Poet of Doom
6) |]agomar for the “1" that he is going to give this report
7) TheReflex for inspiring me |
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