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| The best story ever | | | Author: | | | IP: | udslppp1XXXX | | Date: | 04/09/02 09:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 3, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for SuperCod: 3.0000 |  | One day I awoke (wow). I put on my SlayerS_`BoxeR`s and decided to commit suicide, so I took over 150 sleeping Pills)_vC.911. However, I did not end up dying; the sleeping Pills)_vC.911 instead induced me into a coma-like state, where I had a very vivid SG-DReaMe. This is how it goes:
I found myself in a house not unlike my own. Then I decided to go get some Honest Wisdom from Paul. As I walked out of my house I noticed it was raining, so I grabbed my [NC]...Yellow rainjacket and headed IntoTheRain.
I walked towards Paul’s house, and as I approached it, it became clear that there were four {PH}Pillars on the facade. I ambled in the door and was greeted by the great H_PauL_WII himself. I asked him for some Honest Wisdom, and he replied: “I recommend having safe sex. Be a SuperCondomUser. Also, you should start brushing your teeth with an [oops]Reach toothbrush, because your teeth are very [NC]...Yellow.” I thanked him and prepared to leave, but Paul said, “Grrrr...! Don’t leave, have some tea with me.” So I did.
I drank as many cups of tea as I possibly could. When Paul offered me an eleventh cup, I said, “No thanks, I’m full; I don’t want NaDa more.” Then Paul said, “Ok then, goodbye.” However as I was walking out the door, I saw a great wall of water approaching Paul’s house: it was unmistakably a BratTsunami, and unless we both got out of here quickly, it would be a [GG99]Slayer for both of us. So I yelled back to Paul, “We must get out of here, a BratTsunami is approaching!” So we both hightailed out of there.
When we left the house, we saw a Fox^1 behind one of the {PH}Pillars. At first we dismissed it, but then we remembered it was Fox^1 Rush)_Season-. So then we decided to hunt it. We chased after it for miles; in fact, we followed it all the way to 1st~Manhattan and back. We finally caught it, then headed back to my house. However, on the way back, we were confronted by a TheMarine that was in a 2L-Testie mood. We were KuRiOoS[pG] about why he had stopped us, and he explained, “It’s not Fox^1 Rush)_Season- yet due to the perverse 1st~Tradewinds that are blowing, so you’ll have to hand over that Fox^1 right now.” But Paul said, “Of course it’s Fox^1 Rush)_Season-, you’ve got it wrong. It’s [GG1]ElkY Rush)_Season- that is postponed because of the 1st~Tradewinds.” Then TheMarine flipped through his guidebook and said, “Ah, so it is! My bad. You may proceed.” So then me and Paul headed back to my house and grilled the Fox^1. It was quite tasty. Then I woke up.
When I woke up, I said, “My, what an Effing weird dream!”
The end
P.S. I deserve a 10 |
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