PLAYERS

MAP

FIRST LAP OF WARIO STADIUM

All three of us started off with the boost(when you press the A button right before the race starts) and we began jumping over the first 3 bumps in the road. At the first right turn we each powerslided and Bowser RAMMED me and I spun out(When a heavy weight hits a light weight the light weight spins out =( ) Bowser and Mario raced ahead of me past the hill, and they were well out of sight before I began driving again.

Danny always chose Bowser because he loved spinning people out, and he was trying to ram Mario now, but Mario was a medium weight, so it would be harder to ram him.

Mario and Bowser both hit the item blocks, and Bowser received...A BANANA! While Mario got a much more useful item: Red shell. By the time I made my way over the hill behind them, they made the quick right turn ahead. I felt I would never catch up. =(

But then, Mario pushed on the breaks and let Bowser ahead. Mario then fired his red shell, which homed in on Danny and blast him away. My brother stormed into the lead.

Then I came (with a green shell I got from the last block) and saw Bowser crashed near the side of the road. I shot my green shell at him and (lucky shot) he crashed again! Now HE was the one in last place as I zoomed by.

Bowser was obviously very mad at what happened, and he began his slow drive to catch up. At the next U-turn, he received a LIGHTNING BOLT for being in last place. This item was the best in the game with immense power that messed everyone in the game up. It turned everyone on the map into midgets except for the one who casted it =). But for some reason he didn't use the bolt, instead he saved it. He even took his pointer finger off the Z button (that used items lol).

Mario was now far ahead. He climbed the double hill and made the right-turn into the wide, bumpy road. Because of my Ultra-Shroom that I got on the U-turn, I was close behind him. When we reached the end of the bumpy road, Bowser just entered it =)

The next item block gave Mario a banana, which he placed ahead of me(I was tailing him closely). Stupid fruit made me spin out, and he zoomed away.

Mario had just passed the jump area. If you miss the jump, you would land where Mario just passed, and needless to say you would fall VERY behind.

Because of the banana, Bowser was now tailing ME! Luckily toad was faster than Bowser, and I just kept driving straight. My brother was clever, and he hid a fake item block in a patch of real item blocks, and I hit the fake one that blasted me up in the air. Bowser raced by me, I was in last place again =(

Right when I started driving again Bowser fired the lightning bolt. I spun out and was turned into a very very small Toad =(. But in the lower left corner of the screen, I saw the number 2. I was in second place, and it was because Bowser activated the lightning bolt RIGHT before Mario jumped the cliff. A small Mario had no chance of making the jump, and he fell down the cliff. MAN! That's gotta hurt.

Bowser made the jump and hit an item block as he made the left turn. A person in first place never gets good items, and he got a mushroom. He used it to get a small boost of speed and he crossed the finish line. Was the race over? Nope, that's only the first lap. There are three laps in all.

Mario was dead last now. I managed to make the jump and cross the finish line with no difficulty, but Bowser was way ahead. He was at the first large bump of the map when I just finished the three small bumps. Mario had just finished climbing the hill up to the jump again and this time made the jump. At the item block he received a star, which he quickly activated. His speed was greatly increased and he blasted pass the finish line. We were all on the second lap now.

After I passed the large bump I got three red shells as my next item. I looked for Bowser, but he wasn't in sight. I decided not to waste my red shells and didn't fire them. Then, Bowser got a ghost from the U-turn item blocks, and stole my red shells! LOL!

Mario wanted to get a lightning bolt to do the same thing Bowser did to him, but at the next item block he got nothing but a single red shell. =(. But it wasn't a complete waste, somehow he caught up to me at the U-turn and fired it at me. Darn, last place again.

Bowser was now at the long bumpy road. He made the turn right at the long straightaway to the jump. He was really ahead of us now. Mario was just entering the bumpy road, I was just climbing the double hill right behind Mario.

The Gods of chance smiled at me, because the next item I recieved was a...you guess it...lightning bolt =) I was soooo happy about that, and I watched the minimap at the bottom right of the screen carefully. I was gonna use it once Bowser was approaching the jump.

Bowser was now making the spiral ascent to the jumping area, and right while he was preparing to jump I fired the lightning bolt into the air. Danny yelled "DAMN IT I'M SMALLIFIED!" I know, I didn't know "smallified" was a word either ;).

But Danny was smarter than to just fall. He held down the B button (breaks) and backed away from the jump. Then he waited for the "smallifyness" to wear off.

But that doesn't mean that the bolt was in vain, Mario was now climbing up the spiral hill up to Bowser (Mario wasn't affected by the lightning bolt because he had a Ghost activated. If you have a Ghost or a Star activated, a lightning bolt won't affect you.) The smallness wore off and Bowser began driving again, but not before Mario passed him during Danny's slow acceleration. =)

I was still in last place as I climbed to reach the jump, but atleast Bowser wasn't first anymore. Bowser and Mario jumped one after the other, with me jumping about 5 seconds later. It was a pretty close race now, it was anyones game as we made the left turn and crossed the finish line for the second time.

RANKINGS:

1st: BOWSER
2nd: TOAD
3rd: (Who had no chance of winning near the end of the game) Mario

I hope you guys enjoyed this BR, it's different isn't it? LOL, I'll bet good money this is the first MarioKart64 BR. It's also MY first BR. So, like, hope you enjoyed it =) cyaz.