"lurkers kick very little ass when unburrowed"
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| My adventure into the newbieland called Vanilla | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/28/99 06:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 10, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for HolyAnarchy{GK}, 1 pic by Flint79: 6.0000 |   | Well, after all of this writing of newbie stories from -=JSH=- and my buddy, Flint (I am a channel operator in channel Flintshome! Go there! The next NoHunters!) Plug Plug. Flint will love that. Hehe. Anyway, I switched of to vanilla to do some 2vs2'ing with flint. After countless cusses and tries, we finally got a game going. It started, and one guy left. Flint hollered out some profanity, but I stayed. As soon as Flint left, i knew that I would be the winnder. Why?
Peto1212: show me the money
I laughed. I fell of my chair. I cried. I soaked my T-shirt. I am sooo sorry i don't have a screen shot.
I decided that I wanted to end this fast, because my dad was threatening me with hitting the power button and grounding me off the computer for a week. I sent a drone to look for him. I found him in the left position. I was reassured I was going to win. Why?
He had three, 3, scv's mining, and one, 1, on gas.
I laughed. I fell off my chair. I cried. I re-soaked my T-shirt. I did get a shot of that.
So, i decide to do some offensive sunkening. The entire time i was talking to flint, who said to write a BR and plug his channel and put his cannon pics up. I told him I was gonna offensive sunken. He said I should show him some real power. Oh well. Back at home I was teching to my usual mutie rush, what I usualy do in Vanilla. I had my spire half done, and had started my creep colony. To my surprise, 3 marines started attacking my hatchery, Np, I hatched 6 lings and ripped the marines to shreds. I then got 6 mutas done, and had a sunken banging on his CC. He left. I laughed.
Game: HolyAnarchy{GK}
Reason: Extreme-Newbie-ism from enemy.
Here are my extremely hilarious pics from that game, 1 from Flint's game when the guy went mass cannons so he went carriers. The carrier/cannon pic was taken after the other dude left. | | Battle Shots! | 
Maybe he isn't a newbie, he just has a new account?
Nope, I was wrong. He's getting gas already! Wow!
Flint wants a good report
My huge attack force. However, he countered with a total 5 marines, I think.
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