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| Ape and Whoop open up a can of whoop ass | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 05/10/99 06:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for DisgruntledApe: 6.1875 |  | Map: Cauldron
Me: Random Protoss
Whoop: Zerg
7tru: Protoss
BUMP: Protoss
Pre-game quotes:
Whoop (to everyone)- "I'm gonna be Zerg"
Whoop (still to everyone)- "I gotta work on my 8 hatch build"
Ape- "Why don't you tell them my strategies too, please?"
Whoop- "OOPS!"
7tru- "Hehe"
At this point Whoop has to be kicking himself. I tell him to swicth races and he selects Protoss.
The game commences, but before the last second of the countdown Whoop cleverly selects Zerg, fooling the opponents into thinking he is Protoss.
I started off with a normal build - pylon, gateway, gateway, forge, shield batt.
Whoop was off in his own world cause he did his 8 hatch thingy then massed lings while 7tru cannoned him.
I threw 12 zealots at BUMP and he took a lot of losses (all of his probes, zealots, a few cannons, and a few pylons).
Then I start churning goons. Whoop expands twice and decides that lings don't do so well against cannons and he stops making them, ignores the cannons and creates a spire.
I expand.
Whoop has about 12 or so muta's and I have 20 goons. We attack BUMP. I lose one dragoon and we kill him. Much to our delight he had not expanded and we hear "BUMP is eliminated" as the last pylon in his main went down. LOL's are exchanged between me and Whoop, and GG's between everyone else.
I expand twice more but never use these expansions. I killed the cannons that are slightly hindering Whoop's base and then I hear my parents yelling for dinner.
I swear to myself and tell them I have to go.
We allied and much to our delight he had 3 dragoons in his base and two cannons, he had no expansions.
GG's are exchanged once again, and the game ends.
That was a cool, fun(ny) game.
Sorry that I didn't take any screenshots, but I was too busy saving Whoop certain doom =p
GG all around.
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