"Don't Mess With the Bengelaas!!!"
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| My History Vs MTCFB | | | Author: | | | IP: | CPE00201XXXX | | Date: | 12/18/01 07:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for znzf: 4.0769 |   | WARNING: THIS IS NOT REALLY A DETAILED REPORT, THIS IS MORE LIKE A POINTLESS GLORIFIED FLAME WHICH IS THE RESULT OF STUDYING BOREDOM. basically, flame me if you want after reading it, or simply read something else that is much more interesting.
Let me start off by saying I have the most amazing memory when it comes to stupid, pointless games like brood war and much less when it comes to things like math and science theory and formulas for schoolwork. Don't ask me why, that would be like asking why people still believe in god.
This was possibly last year or this summer, but it doens't really mater does it?
Now one fateful day, I had met this seemingly insane polite person who had been in the owl clan (MTCFB), and a good friend of mine who used to be the most amazing protoss player that I will ever have had the pleasure of playing, was also in that clan, @_@Unimedia. Before @_@Unimedia had left for war and died or something, he had told me that MTCFB was in his clan with other players who were.. of less skill then him.
Months pass, and no sign of Unimedia had shown life. However, @_@MTCFB was found online. He messaged me in a really intricate and detailed way which made me re-examine my poor typing skills on bnet which consisted of (FUCK YOU BITCH) (NEWBIE ASS I AM PROTOSS GOD FU U AND DIE UR STRATS SUCK (when my best race must have been zerg except vs good terran))
So, we chatted as if I were to join his clan, but of course since I had seen no other Owl member online I wanted to see if this MTCFB was any good. He declined, saying that he had to leave in 10 min. But before that, we would chat. MTCFB would go on about saying how scouts and reavers would own up any zerg and saying he had a replay to prove it. Impressed by his logic, which I didn't quite understand but it had a... intelligent rambling effect that I simply accepted and I refuted his idea with as many ideas that I could, that an intelligent zerg player who scouted well would be able to counter it easily and so forth
We discussed.. for well over an hour, but he was supposed to go in 10 min. I felt that it was odd, and said, don't u have to leave? He obviously wanted to chat some more and I let him.. While watching TV and occasionally typing ok, and i dont feel that way, i saw lines among lines of paragraphs of the same thing
eventually i had to stop this pointless rambling on my computer screen and said, "dinner" and left
next day on clan x17 i met him again. He proceeded to show me his replay, which showed him beating a complete newbie zerg with difficulty, and I stared in utter disbelief when he said he was one of the better players in battlenet and that he constantly played "top tier players". I told him that his .. lack of peon building , lack of expansions, and the poor replay that he had shown me told me all i knew about his skill, and told him that we should part our ways (clan wise, because I made a temporary @_@ tag)
We played a game and I won, very easily, z v t. At this point I was annoyed, that I had wasted a good 1 hour the other day talking to a person who obviously had no talent/skill in brood war about the game when I could have been doing something funner
We played another game, and I won, very easily. I then proceeded to beat him down another six or seven times and then the hacking accusations came. It was a z v p. I was zerg, and in the beginning I had made three hatcheries without a pool and tons of drones. He sent 1 zealot against me and I killed it with a sunken at the natural, I believe the positions were.. (temple: me zerg on 9:00 him toss on 6:00) He went stargate and made a couple scouts really slowly and attacked with a zealot drop or something as ridiculous and pointless. I owned everything up with upgraded hyrda. I think he just sat back in constipation while I expanded everywhere with over 100 drones and only around 20 hyrda and a few containing lurekrs. I contained him and then started to mess around. He decided that my patrolling scrouge on his cliff killing his shuttle was a hack. He obviously did not know that I had a dozen scrouge patrolling his entire outskirts of his bases, which were not that many, because I had controlled the entire map, with about a billion sunkens and lurkers before his natural (he was toss and did not scout) and just kept massing hatches up to 36 for fun which I did
after losing more than 2 shuttles, in the same place I might add, he started pissing me off more and more, and every time I came online he continued to tell me how much I hacked and sucked
ok the ending sucked but whatever. i'm hungry, and i to finish up some homework
and a big FUCK YOU to the...scarab
Lessons learned:
its hard to like idiots
manner is as important as skill.. if i had as much manner as i had skill, maybe i would have more chances to play "so called greats" such as astic, tmac, mark4 and corbalt
life sux and i want to die cuz i'mma 133 pound weakling ^_^
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