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| Mx351 vs Xi(88)Sick | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-tXXXX | | Date: | 12/10/01 11:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 8, Min: 5
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Welcome To Another CaughtNaked Report!
Well for those left after that introduction lets get down to business. This is my first battle
report with pics mainly because I just got an editor. So lets all give a round of applause to
these crappy pictures and ill tell you about the map. First off, HOLY SHIT ITS NOT LOST TEMPLE!
Second of all HOLY CRAP ITS MADE BY CN! Thats right folks I made a map(:}). Its called Dried
Stream and thats basicly what it is, a dried stream. The players in this are...
Xi(88)Sick
&
Mx351
Neither one is very well known but its a good game none the less. So heres a pic of the map and ill
get started.
Mx takes the north with zerg and Sick takes the south with terran. So settle back people and ill spin you a tale, a tale of deciete, lust,
greed, and 2 unknowns playing a crap game. Which is why theres no rep. Anyways, Xi ops for
that good ol 2 hatch pool build
and Sick tries something sexxxy, whats this? A rax attack? and
what(!) a e bay for a wall in!? Hmmmm what could he be up to? The rax floats down the crack a lil
ways until it lands in the middle, then sprouts a marine just as 12 lings appear. What genious,
he gave the crack constapation(harde har har). But the lone rine is not enough to stop the mighty
Mx and the lings crash the party like some e-lax and go on their way
to Sick's main.
Once they arrive they start laying waste to
Sick's half assed wall in and rape a few vultures, ultimatly being stoped by a tank and a
pimp squad of marines.
Sick hasn't been sitting on his ass this whole
time though and has a drop on the way to Mx's main as we speak. The
drop containes a single tank that he plants on Mx's cliff and starts
taking pot shots. Finaly after 6 hydras perish with the help of a overlord the tank is blown to
shreds.
But while this was going on Mx was also attacking with a few
spare lings. However with the help of a few SCVs the lings are blown to shreads with minor damage.
28 seconds later a dropship with four bikers arrived on Mx's door step
and started a bar fight with a few drones. Sadly the drones lost all there numbers before the
police could arrive in the form of a lurker/ling/hydra combo.
Wait a minute? Whats that? Lurker? Ut o, this might get interesting. The said police force goes down to the bikers head quarters and
sees them flying overhead with another drop! But the police decide to go wreck some havok in
Sick's main and continue on their way. The lurkers borrow and open the
gate but as it turns out the rest of his men have died so the lurks go solo. The bikers havnt been
idle this whole time though and drop their cargo of a tank and 4 vultures and get some revenge on
the drones that snitched on 'em.
The lurks continue doing damage and until a vessel pops out and
puts an end to there days.
The biker drop is also stoped with the help of a lone lurker. Sick
Now attempts another drop, this time with 4 vultures and a vessal
but 2 mutas but a end to there riot
and chase them back to a turret which puts a stop to there posse.
At this point both players think
its a good time to expand and take their naturals. Sick has prepared another
drop now but this time with goliaths to take care of those pain in the ass mutas. They travel up
to Mx's main and along the way they take a pit stop at his fresh hatch.
Next they pick up there bags and head for the main. They drop again and with the goliaths finaly
put a end to the polices oppression. KEEP ON ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD!
Lets check that pic for
any sublimanal messages,
nope(?) okay. So with that ggs are exchanged and Mx leaves.
This has
been a great game and I wish I could give you the rep. Bye everyone! And dont be afraid to tell
me that the pics sucked!
What are you still here for? Oooo, the final scores? Sure.
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