"In the air I had floating an engineering bay, a barracks, a factory, and 5 command centers."
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| ~NH gay FFA | | | Author: | | | IP: | p408-076XXXX | | Date: | 11/24/01 05:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for ZerG~LinG: 8.3836 |  |
Lè Gay Free For All
Hello and welocme to my seventh report, this time i decided to move a bit away from all the over-serious matches, and were the best place to find such a match? Clan ~Nohunters of course =) My friend (Map-Hack) and i entered ~NH in search for a match possible report. After spamming the channel with "1on1 anyone?" for about 10 minutes, we thought of leaving. Suddenly, a guy called BluEagle shouted in the channel: "FFA who is rdy?" As we entered the game, noone really knew the ordeals we were about to face. Even the chat room seemed different, or maybe it had something to do with the big load of gayness all in one room.
Who? Where? How?
Players
BluEagle- some strange guy with no wins and 2 losses, he actually made the map(or so he claims)
ZerG~LinG-(LinG) yup thats me!
HG.8)HasuScv(HasuScv) dont know this guy, he said something like "{SG}yosh" but im not sure =)
Rendralisk- probably the most normal guy in the entire game!
Observers
Map-Hack- My overly gosu obser friend, he supplied me with gosu quotes from the game.
Mr.Squad- He wrote a report not long ago, he was supposed to play, but wussed out(claimed he was eating pie)
 The map... what is there to say about this map? it's probably the worst map i have ever seen! Expansions all over the shop, the entire map is accesible by land and its called...Mint Valley... huk huk huk. Oh and btw, each observer was given a invincible kakaru to float around with.
Let the games begin!!!*add WC3 flash here*
 As the games begun they all did pretty standard builds, LinG went tech and soon had 2 factories constantly pumping, along with dropships. Rendralisk and HasuScv both teched to goons, then to robotics. HasuScv did two reaver tech while Rendralisk just made shuttles. BluEagle was probably the biggest n00b i have ever seen, he did an ok start with hacth-pool-gas, but then made mass sunkens(gosu) and two evo chambers. (with no upgrading, mind.)
 The action soon started, Rendralisk was very close to LinG and did a two goon drop on LinG's new exp, he managed to kill it before reinforcing tanks arrived...FIRST BLOOD
Rendralisk wasn't the only dropper in the house, so HasuScv decided to do a little one of his own.
 BluEagle let out some of his wisdom, making HasuScv scared as hell. Seeing the futility in attacking this caps lock abuser, he retreats his reavers back to his base.
 LinG had a dropship containing a tank and two vultures flying the map for the last 3 minutes, without meeting any enemy formations. Suddenly he saw HasuScv's base. A plateau was handily placed so he could siege his tank there and use the vults to own probes big time. HasuScv was concentrating on his drop, and was slow to react, causing the death of ALL his probes. A newly made carrier chased the terran forces away.(due to a tank poor anti-air abilities).
The gayness *shudder*
UPDATE: LinG has been massing his metal from 4 factories now, around 30 misc. units sits in his main. Rendralisk is building lots of goons, and is starting two stargates. HasuScv has lost his income and has no money in the bank. BluEagle lost an army of drones two times now, and is currently busy spamming us with words like "NIGGER" and "OMFG". Cute.
 The dropship from before is far from done though, it lands behind BluEagle's mineral line, and smash up a sunken and some drones before losing its life to...drones *cough* not long after, Rendralisk expands on a tight packed island (around 20 mineral patches) if he can hold this expansion he will have a superior 2 expansion income, compared to LinG and HasuScv's 1 and BluEagle's 3, (This didn't really mean anything, since he wasn't using his dough)
 but what happended to HasuScv? did his sudden loss of income force him to fall asleep? No, he had used his few money to build 4 carriers. Who was he to attack? Should he use his precious fleet to attack the dominating LinG or Rendralisk? no tnx. He hit BluEagle hard, all of his drones were vaporized, but luckily BluEagle had a spire ready, and Mr.Squad advised him to build scourges. After some scourge>>>interceptor hits he finally gets it right and kills the fleet. Apparently this causes HasuScv so much grief that he leaves the game :( Gayness prevailed.
LinG made a small 4 tank/4 goller attack on Rendralisk, but he was well prepared and rejected with the help of his new carrier. What was LinG to do now? Rendralisk was obvious a strong foe, and needed to be killed fast. Then again, why not just annoy BluEagle? LinG is quick to make action of thoughts, and drops 3 tanks and 14 goliaths on BluEagle. LinG was feeLinG somewhat funny (or crazy), and decided also to drop Rendralisk.
The drop on Rendralisk failed miserably, 4 carriers helped and the tank/gol were GG. Rendralisk was quick to respond, he took his now 5 carriers and ~12 goons and attacked LinG. Tanks quickly dispatched the goons, but it seemed like the carriers would overrun the terran defence...Until 7 wraiths cloaked up and hit the carriers, kilLinG them all.
The wraiths try to hit Rendralisks base, but is chased away by an observer and goons.
The situation looked critical for LinG and BluEagle, well not for BluEagle, since he had 5 hatches and 3000++ minerals, but failed to use anything. Rendralisk had two working expansions and 4 carriers ready now, as LinG did another hopeless drop, Rendralisk couldn't take the pressure anymore and...disced!
After Mr.Squads intelligent comment, LinG attacked BluEagle with wraiths, and since wraith>>sunkens, BluEagle gave up.
And so ends one of the gayest games i have ever played. There not much to say about it, i just thought everyone should know how bad things are at ~NH =) tnx to Map-hack for Obs helping :)
After Game Comments:
ZerG~LinG
Last, but not least, it's nice to see some hof'ers reporting again =) Can't wait for the next (..Blaze..) report :O
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