"I LOVE mass hallucinations. "
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| R1 | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-wXXXX | | Date: | 10/08/01 07:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for haxld: 7.0000 |  |
It began innocently enough...
EndsP2: whatre you doing
Koshers1337: nothing
EndsP2: lets do something
Koshers1337: like what
EndsP2: dunno
Koshers1337: thats not vert specific
EndsP2: no it sure isny (Notice how I make fun of kosh's spelling.)
EndsP2: =]
Koshers1337: well think of somthing and get back to me
EndsP2: lets have fun at other people's expense
But how to do this?
EndsP2: u want to do it in a chat room or through IM?
Koshers1337: don't matter to me
EndsP2: hmm
Koshers1337: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
With both of us stumped, I go to the smartest person in the whole world.
EndsP2: ZILEAS
EndsP2: CHAT OR IM?
EndsP2: time is funny tom
Notice how funny rhymes with money.
Mr. Cadwell seems not to like my clever word substitution, so I move on to the *cough* next smartest person I know.
EndsP2: fox
EndsP2: chat or im?
FoxIsQuick: im
EndsP2: k
So it's settled.
I join an AOL chat with the intention of getting into some "personal" conversations, then messaging kosh and make some funnies.
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Town Square - Hot Barbecue 1". ***
RRedHead42: WELL IM GAY
Crunch714: u
NoOneElseHasSN: kickass
Crunch714: ok
NoOneElseHasSN: i love barbacues
Danielle1368: MMMMMM
Crunch714: whatever
SCVegan61: do like to suck dick
NoOneElseHasSN: msg me if you like bbq ribs!
While waiting for someone to message me I come across some interesting conversation...
Crunch714: if u have a dick why is your name danielle
SuPeRcAiT88: lol! i was just thinkin the same thing!
SCVegan61: Hey, all, that was my buddy, and he didn't mean that he likes to suck dicks, he was asking
SCVegan61: one of you if you did?
Semore866: i suck nice rods
SCVegan61: Geez, I can' t believe that he said that!
Miracle91us: is danielle a man
After a bit passes and no one messages me, I go ahead and IM some of them. Suddenly I realize that I have all people blocked on my AOL name, so I go ahead and turn that off.
Someone messages me and I go to message kosh so he can get in on the fun.
Koshers1337 signed off at 10:55:18 PM.
Stupid cunt.
I look back in the chat room and see some raunchy shit, and realize this is no place for hijinx.
I enter Pool Party room and immediately strike up a conversation with SSmitty6969
NoOneElseHasSN: sup G
SSmitty6969: nodda juss chillin drinkin sum 40s
NoOneElseHasSN: shaw you need to get down on some juice and gin
SSmitty6969: its gin and juice but anyways 40s da life 4 me
NoOneElseHasSN: word
My new friend seems to be chilling and not typing, so I move back to the chat room.
Grendal114: :walks in wearin blue robe and airwalks: HI GIRLS 17-M HERE
JoeC77573: WELL I'M OUT CRAZY PEOPLE
Grendal114: :sits at bar:
Grendal114: :turns toward room and takes off robe to reveal black silk boxers:
NoOneElseHasSN: HEY SHAWTAH WHERE YOU GET DEM BLACK SILK BOXERS
He doesn't answer, so I assume he's reaping the rewards of black silk boxers and I move on.
NoOneElseHasSN: isnt chris a guys name?
SOCCERBABEKRIS: KRIS
SOCCERBABEKRIS: A/S/L
NoOneElseHasSN: yeah, chris
SOCCERBABEKRIS: FUCK U
NoOneElseHasSN: 35/m/canada
NoOneElseHasSN: why did your parents name you chris?
SOCCERBABEKRIS: MY NAME IS KRISTINA
NoOneElseHasSN: i know a guy named christina
NoOneElseHasSN: are you a guy?
While all this is going on I hold a conversation with a friend about the new timetable on WB36. This kid is the weirdest and goofiest fucker you'll ever meet, but he's smart as hell too.
Here's the letter...
While visiting your website I discovered that as a result of the acquisition of new syndicated shows, you have bumped the simpsons out of both of its time slots, and stuck it at 10:30 only. I think that it was a fine move. The people at WB36 are really on the top of their game. Kudos!
(In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic)
You stink. You wouldn't know a good show if it walked up to you and said, "hey, you, WB36, I'm a good show." I know you are just doing what you think will give the best ratings, but Living Single and Steve Harvey are terrible. Just Shoot Me is ok, but not much better. I have never heard anyone in casual conversation talk about these shows, but The Simpsons comes up all the time. Also, for The Simpsons episodes you do show, you repeat the same episodes over and over, and leave some great ones out, not to mention the edited shows that cut out hilarious scenes.
Summary: Simpsons=Good and any other show besides Simpsons and Seinfeld=bad
WB36=Worst channel ever (UPN included.)
Now to really get this, you have to understand just how ghetto UPN is. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the ghettometer, it ranks as high as Kosh on a 1 to 10 scale of jewishness. While we're on the subject of religion, I had this interesting conversation...
quasibrook: mormans rule
GYMBAG40: unusual
NoOneElseHasSN: its mormons stupid fuck
Skypine: yes we do
PuNkRaWkRuLeZ819: the morman religion is crazy
Sportsdude1017: hello ladies
Skypine: fuck you
Skypine: bitch
NoOneElseHasSN: HIT ME WHERE IT HURTS MOTHERFUCKER
NoOneElseHasSN: YOU WANNA GO
NoOneElseHasSN: NOW TAKE A SEAT AND SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH
Guess I took care of that. Or not.
quasibrook: your a bitch no one
NoOneElseHasSN: HEY
NoOneElseHasSN: YOU WANNA GO BITCH
quasibrook: sure mother fuckerh
quasibrook: what hapened dick face
NoOneElseHasSN: IM JUST TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT SOMEONE AS STUPID AS YOU IS REAL
quasibrook: did that take you that long to think of dumb shit
NoOneElseHasSN: YOU SURE GOT ME THERE
NoOneElseHasSN: KEEP EM COMING
GYMBAG40: half a what
quasibrook: your a fucking idiot
CFilek: hey everbody!!!
NoOneElseHasSN: ITS YOURE
NoOneElseHasSN: AT LEAST SPELL IT HALFWAY RIGHT
Slapmybigbooty: 18 year old in a half
quasibrook: dont waste my time
NoOneElseHasSN: DONT WANNA WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS INTERNET TIME
NoOneElseHasSN: GOD FORBID
That's the end of that.
Moving on...
EndsP2: shaw fi
themadmoney: made that one
EndsP2: )p)º
EndsP2: almost forgot the degree sign
themadmoney: ;om;lakj;l;;;;;;;-)l;;aakk
themadmoney: that was so funny :-()
themadmoney: cause you believed it
EndsP2: OMFG
EndsP2: ASLKDJF;L
EndsP2: I STILL DOASD
EndsP2: 'FSDFSL;DFLAS
themadmoney: laughing at your expense = godly
EndsP2: its a guy shooting a jump shot
EndsP2: ) ) are arms
EndsP2: p is head and neck
themadmoney: no.
EndsP2: ' is the ball
themadmoney: just no
EndsP2: OMG
EndsP2: ASDFASL;DFJAS
EndsP2: YESSIR
themadmoney: its a byproduct of proto having ingested a certain quantity of some form of mind altering drug
themadmoney: not the NBA logo
EndsP2: maybe it wasnt meant to be a jump shot
EndsP2: but thats what it evolved to
EndsP2: thanks to me
EndsP2: what is )p)'
BobtheNewt: )p)'
EndsP2: A MAN SHOOTING A JUMP SHOT
EndsP2: AM I THE ONYL GOD DAMN PERSON THAT SEES THAT
BobtheNewt: thats what it is
EndsP2: what is )p)'
EMPHATICO: hehehe
EndsP2: dont fuck with me proto
EndsP2: its a guy shooting a jump shot
EMPHATICO: u got bud i hear??
EndsP2: i have 5 lbs of hash
EndsP2: if u agree with me
EMPHATICO: sm;ohk[-]
EndsP2: what is )p)'
TmactheNewt: dunno
EndsP2: what is )p)'
FoxIsQuick: no clue
EndsP2: what is )p)'
bignakedfruit: I dont know
EndsP2: what is )p)'
Krakoose14: dunno
EndsP2: ZILEAS
ExecutorZileas: ENDSP2
EndsP2: AS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
EndsP2: I AM INCLINED TO ASK YOU
ExecutorZileas: OK
ExecutorZileas: OK
EndsP2: WHAT )p)' MEANS
ExecutorZileas: SOME SECRETS MAN WAS NEVER MEANT TO KNOW, YOUNG GRASSHOPPER
EndsP2: sigh
EndsP2: youve let me down
ExecutorZileas: Ponder this
ExecutorZileas: the sparrow flies
ExecutorZileas: and the alligator swims
ExecutorZileas: the child cries
ExecutorZileas: and the tail on the donkey you pin
EndsP2: WERE NOT IN GOD DAMN FOLK SONG 101 TOM
EndsP2: THIS IS SERIOUS
ExecutorZileas: is nothing like the wims
ExecutorZileas: of a nation with nuclear cruise missiles
ExecutorZileas: )p)' is spanish for "I want to falatiate you"
EndsP2: hm
EndsP2: close enough
So in the end DrA agreed with me and let me know I was right all along.
So it's a Friday night and you're grounded. What do you do? That's right, hit up the jumpin' AOL chat rooms for material.
First room I go into...
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Town Square - A Crowded Room". ***
NoOneElseHasSN: WHATS UP PLAYAS???
CHRISCMCPDN: LADIES
TBackstreetGirl: <~~ 16/f/va
NoOneElseHasSN: wow
NoOneElseHasSN: gj
NoOneElseHasSN: talk less people
KoRnmaniac12: <~~ 17/m/cal
NoOneElseHasSN: fuck you guys
Five minutes, that's all I get. Next.
OnlineHost: *** You are in "Town Square - House Party 12". ***
NoOneElseHasSN: PARTY IN THE HIZOUSE
PEPSIFREAK36: thank god
LILB4UPOO: why are you mad
HEATHER1AND2: JR. IN THE HOUSE WHATS UP
DWl420man: jackie you stupid slut
NoOneElseHasSN: WHATS UP MAH FELLOW PLAYAS
PEPSIFREAK36: know way
JOllivierr: you are all hoes
ILuvPunkZnSk8rZ: Yo homies, two 16 year old chicks here
NoOneElseHasSN: UH UH SHAW
DWl420man: you im me wanting to turn tricks
NoOneElseHasSN: I AINT NO HO
NoOneElseHasSN: I IS A PLYA
NoOneElseHasSN: PLAYA
Jackiesan03: jr swallow
JOllivierr: no one you are
PEPSIFREAK36: age lilb4up00
NoOneElseHasSN: SHO NUFF
Ahhh, a bit more lively. Around this time I just randomly start shouting out ebonics.
NoOneElseHasSN: EH SHAWTAH, WHERE U GET DAT GRILL
DEANA090287: 15/f/here
Girl14knight: whats crackin
NoOneElseHasSN: 40S IS DA LIFE MAH NIGS
Girl14knight: all d fine guyz press 111
DWl420man: shit g thug i's a found it in a bar B Q pit shit
NoOneElseHasSN: HERE IS YO FRIES, MUH FUGGA BLUB GLUB
Now DWI sounds like a pretty happenin' guy, so I shout him a holla dawg.
NoOneElseHasSN: HEY BRO, WHATS CRACKALACKIN?
DWl420man: lackin crack what you think
NoOneElseHasSN: PSSSSH, YOU KNIZOW IT
And that's all I get.
Now I don't know about you guys, but I get preeeetty lonely all by myself, so I decided to check out the females in the room...yizeah.
NoOneElseHasSN: hey there toots
DEANA090287: hi
NoOneElseHasSN: how you doin
DEANA090287: good
DEANA090287: a/s/l
NoOneElseHasSN: 17/m/atlanta
NoOneElseHasSN: sho nuff
DEANA090287: yeah
DEANA090287: so what do you look like
Hmmmm, sooo many ways to answer this. Instintively, I say what any real man would say...
NoOneElseHasSN: one word...
NoOneElseHasSN: sisqo!
DEANA090287: oh k
Oh yeah, she wants it bad.
DEANA090287: well still describe
Damn. What does Sisqo look like??
NoOneElseHasSN: 6 feet tall, red hair, one blue eye, one green eye, one leg shorter than the other, but you wouldnt notice unless i told you. i also have a pronounced underbite and a horrible lisp
DEANA090287: okay
Oh yeah, she's still digging it.
NoOneElseHasSN: how bout yo fine self
DEANA090287: 5'7" dirty blonde and blue bout 115lbs and tan
NoOneElseHasSN: yizeah
Now it's about this time when I decide to go in for the kill.
NoOneElseHasSN: cyber?
DEANA090287: sometimes
SCORE BRO! Being the suave and debonair man that I am, I decide to speed things up a little...
NoOneElseHasSN: well im already naked, so we can skip the taking clothes off part
DEANA090287: jeez
DEANA090287: i've only done it a few times so...
OKOK, too far is too far.
NoOneElseHasSN: im just kidding
NoOneElseHasSN: i cant follow through
DEANA090287: really
NoOneElseHasSN: really
Yes, I'm a true gentleman.
DEANA090287: u a virgin
HEY!!! Quickly, I change the subject.
NoOneElseHasSN: im looking to build a solid friendship before going on to any physical contact
DEANA090287: k
DEANA090287: that's fine w/ me
DEANA090287: i was just shocked
NoOneElseHasSN: does that make you more attracted to me?
DEANA090287: actually yeah
Oh dear God, I am just too sexy.
DEANA090287: so...
Yep, she still wants it.
DEANA090287: what's ur name
Thinking quick, I make up a name that's sophisticated yet wild at the same time.
NoOneElseHasSN: lester
NoOneElseHasSN: lester reynolds
In retrospect I should've said "Reynolds, Lester Reynolds" to make me seem more like James Bond, but what's done is done.
She replies with her own name soon after...
DEANA090287: i'm amanda or mandy either one, u pick
NoOneElseHasSN: what if i just called you t-bone?
Yes, what if I just called everyone T-Bone? "Amanda" doesn't seem to see the logic behind this, and calls me out.
DEANA090287: why
Instead of writing down all my reasoning to her, I decide it's better just to make her seem like the smart one.
NoOneElseHasSN: good question
Too smooth, toooo smooth. All of a sudden, I come upon a realization.
NoOneElseHasSN: HEY
NoOneElseHasSN: wait a second
NoOneElseHasSN: why is your screen name deana when your real name is amanda?
DEANA090287: last name 1st initial
NoOneElseHasSN: ahh, very clever
Hmm, makes sense...I guess
About this time I begin another conversation with a female...
NoOneElseHasSN: what exactly do you nibble
Nibbles1126: that depends on what flavor and my mood
Flavor eh?
NoOneElseHasSN: my penis doesnt exactly have a flavor
NoOneElseHasSN: unless penis is a flavor in itself
Nibbles1126: lol i think it is
Making her laugh, she wants my manhood already.
Nibbles1126: how old are u pls?
NoOneElseHasSN: 18
Nibbles1126: ooooohhhhhh a young one
NoOneElseHasSN: sho nuff
Nibbles1126: that is cool im only 21
NoOneElseHasSN: on the rizeal
Nibbles1126: yea its not so great
NoOneElseHasSN: sho nuff
About now she notices my choice of language...
Nibbles1126: no offense but what is the dealio with the dialect
Hmmm...
NoOneElseHasSN: are you mocking me by saying dealio?
NoOneElseHasSN: i was adopted by mc hammer at a very young age
NoOneElseHasSN: i cant help it
Nibbles1126: lol......maybe is that one of ur slang words.......oh ok i get it
Nibbles1126: mc hammer huh?
NoOneElseHasSN: fuck yeah
NoOneElseHasSN: too legit to quit
Dizamn strizaight.
Nibbles1126: lol shit u r a funny one
Nibbles1126: do u wear the funky ass pants too
Ahhh, the pants, what to say about the pants?
NoOneElseHasSN: me and mc prefer to call them 'funk trousers'
Nibbles1126: lol our styles do not match at all
NoOneElseHasSN: actually most of the time i just go commando
NoOneElseHasSN: those pants have so much room
Nibbles1126: commando?
WTF, WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT COMMANDO IS. DID YOU EVER SEE BOXER BULGES ON GI JOE? FUCK NO YOU DIDNT.
NoOneElseHasSN: freeballing
Nibbles1126: lol i love to freeball
NoOneElseHasSN: WHAT
NoOneElseHasSN: THE
NoOneElseHasSN: FUCK
NoOneElseHasSN: YOU HAVE NO BALLS
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. "She" quickly patches things up...
Nibbles1126: ur right but that is what i call not wearing undies
Nibbles1126: they r 2 constrictive
Hmmm, good save.
OneElseHasSN: oh definitely
Nibbles1126: unless they are crotchless thongs
NoOneElseHasSN: hm, i dont think i could ahve anything riding up my ass crack
Nibbles1126: lol well u r a guy i am not ia am a beach bitch
NoOneElseHasSN: true
Hey what can I say, she makes a good point.
Nibbles1126: yes well what u think bout that lil hammer?
NoOneElseHasSN: out of the two of us
NoOneElseHasSN: im the big hammer
NoOneElseHasSN: thx
Nibbles1126: lol my bad will u forgive and forget?
NoOneElseHasSN: ill see what i can do
Nibbles1126: thx ur soooooo sweet with your big hammer self
NoOneElseHasSN: hm, yeah
:o these internet bitches are so easy.
A little later kosh finally decides to help me out with the BR, and gives me a few suggestions.
Koshers1337: talk to ppl
Koshers1337: and say that
Koshers1337: ITS ME A MARIO
Koshers1337: see what they say
Perrrfect...
NoOneElseHasSN: dude, whats up, i havent talked to u in forever
Jerikaholic07: ummm who is this?
NoOneElseHasSN: ITS ME A MARIO
Could he have fallen into my lap any easier?
NoOneElseHasSN: dude, like two years ago we had this real deep conversation
Jerikaholic07: lol really
NoOneElseHasSN: yeah dude, you thought i was luigi's brother
This seems to spark up a bit of remembrance in little Jerikaholic's head.
Jerikaholic07: lol
Jerikaholic07: are you still going out with the princess?
NoOneElseHasSN: we broke up, but then i found out she was putting out, so we got back together
NoOneElseHasSN: now shes poppin out babies like pez
Ohhh yeah, that Mario.
Jerikaholic07: lol
Jerikaholic07: is that asshole kupa still giving you shit
NoOneElseHasSN: fuck him dude
NoOneElseHasSN: i told him i set him up with a hot girl
Jerikaholic07: lol
NoOneElseHasSN: but it was really a 6'8" black guy named bruce
Jerikaholic07: you arnt going to jump on him or throw something at hijm?
NoOneElseHasSN: lets just say kupa went home with a bigger asshole and didnt give me any more shit
NoOneElseHasSN: i let bruce do all the jumping
Jerikaholic07: cool
Cool indeed. The conversation with J07 dwindles from there, and there's no need to share any more of it.
Now for some random ass conversations.
themadmoney: i have a casio :
EndsP2: on ti83
EndsP2: o
themadmoney: everyone else has ti83
themadmoney: i feel uncool
EndsP2: rightly so
EndsP2: and everyone else thinks )p)' is a basketball player
EndsP2: [;
themadmoney: the ti gang gives me swirlys every day
themadmoney: :|
themadmoney: ;lakjs;l
EndsP2: =]
themadmoney: ok its not a bball player alfU
EndsP2: alfU
EndsP2: rofl
themadmoney: [;
EndsP2: yeah
EndsP2: this kid in my stats class has a casio
themadmoney: god thats such a good face
EndsP2: we just tie him to a post in the parking lot and throw shit at him
themadmoney: that was me ;[
EndsP2: spare tires, hubcaps, and his calculator
EndsP2: the other day he didnt get up and we thought we killed him
EndsP2: but hes just in a coma
EndsP2: thank god
themadmoney: i just got out today
themadmoney: fu
EndsP2: we can fix that right up
EndsP2: if u wanna save some time u can leave last period early and tie yourself to the post
EndsP2: i know itd make my life easier
themadmoney: hm
themadmoney: what type of knot do you use? i noticed the efficient time/strength ratio and was hoping to learn
EndsP2: i dunno
EndsP2: youre the one with the casio
EndsP2: figure it out
themadmoney: ;alki
themadmoney signed off at 12:04:19 AM.
I think we know who wears the pants in this conversation.
EndsP2: if i go in the army full time they promise training in my chosen job
EndsP2: how will they teach me law in the army
Testyness: busting ur ass
EndsP2: i hope they have lots of vaseline =[
Testyness: rofl
Testyness: no dry anal humping for u
EndsP2: damn straight
EndsP2: those cretins will be polite
Testyness: haha
Testyness: nah in army they dont fuck with u
Testyness: or fuck u
EndsP2: *going down the line*
Testyness: lol
EndsP2: sarge: BEND OVER OFFICER
EndsP2: down the line he comes to me
EndsP2: sarge: hello sir, vaseline today?
EndsP2: me: that would be fabulous
EndsP2: bitchin
EndsP2: i can get a free army visor
Testyness: kick ass
Testyness: hgow could anyone pass that up
EndsP2: thats what id like to know
EndsP2: the army must lose out big time
EndsP2: my tax money goes to the us army to give a visor to some no good ruffian
Testyness: lol
Testyness: rofl
Testyness: most likely to end up on some 12 year old chicks head
EndsP2: so so sad
EndsP2: i was thinking of giving them a fake phone number so they wouldnt call me
Testyness: lol
EndsP2: but the army can fuck u up
Testyness: they will fucking hunt u down
EndsP2: exactly
It's been over 3 weeks and I still haven't recieved my visor. If the Army calls me before I get my visor I will hang up.
EndsP2: k
EndsP2: why must photosuite mock me
Testyness: wtf is photosuite
EndsP2: some nifty little program that came with my comp
Testyness: sounds gay
EndsP2: whats that photosuite?
EndsP2: youre secure about your sexuality
Testyness: ahahahha
Err, yeah...
EndsP2: me and snoop go back a long way in the lbc
EndsP2: times were tough then
EndsP2: but we made it through
themadmoney: yea
EndsP2: you know i remember this time snoop asked me
EndsP2: gregg, what goes with gin
EndsP2: juice
EndsP2: juice goes with gin
EndsP2: he says
EndsP2: yizeah
themadmoney: you're a retard
themadmoney: incredible story nonetheless, i shall treasure it always
EndsP2: =]
themadmoney: took you long enough to respond ^____^
EndsP2: had to think of something to say
EndsP2: pathetically =] was the best i could do
themadmoney: lol
themadmoney: cant go wrong with "=]"
EndsP2: yizeah
themadmoney: sozeah whatza up withzaeah youza
themadmoney: (i can be like xld!)
EndsP2: im thinking about planning a bank robbery and retiring
themadmoney: thats cool man
themadmoney: trust me, its like money for nothing, and virtually risk free
EndsP2: thats exactly what i was thinking!
EndsP2: but the money part of the plan
EndsP2: USE A MOTORCYCLE
EndsP2: !!!
themadmoney: huh?
EndsP2: its foolproof
EndsP2: much more mobile
themadmoney: ah
EndsP2: sharp turns
EndsP2: np
EndsP2: narrow alleys
EndsP2: np
themadmoney: gj
themadmoney: you = billionaire gg thx for playing cops
themadmoney: fucking homework
EndsP2: rob a bank like me
themadmoney: yea
themadmoney: then i dont need to go to school
themadmoney: thanks for the tip
EndsP2: EXAZCTLY
EndsP2: I CAN SPELL EXACTLY WITH A Z
EndsP2: CAUSE IM A BILLIONARE
EndsP2: I CAN SPELL BILLIONARE WITH NO I
EndsP2: CAUSE IM A BILLIONAIRE
themadmoney: yea its a requirement
themadmoney: but you pass it alright
themadmoney: can i have $5?
EndsP2: DO I LOOK LIKE BILLG ATES TO YOU
EndsP2: DO I
EndsP2: ANSWER THE QUESTION
themadmoney: yes.
themadmoney: yes you do.
EndsP2: ok
EndsP2: just for that you now owe me 5 dollars
themadmoney: $5?
themadmoney: =:[
themadmoney: hak u i hak
EndsP2: wow
EndsP2: it got late
themadmoney: time flies when you're talking to me
EndsP2: where i can work
themadmoney: cool
EndsP2: time flies when i talk to myself
EndsP2: not really tho
themadmoney: u hak by me i hak u
I tried the plan, and now I'm sharing a jail cell with a 350 pound black man in a pink bunny suit who calls himself Luscious. When you use a motorcycle, make sure it's not one of those mopeds that top out at 45 mph =[.
DeVaughnKINGLEO: ok
DeVaughnKINGLEO: wrdijmefh
DeVaughnKINGLEO: gfhsgf
DeVaughnKINGLEO: dsahsd
DeVaughnKINGLEO: hsdhs
DeVaughnKINGLEO: sdgh
DeVaughnKINGLEO: dshsdfs
YuNgDaDA03: oh sorry getting sleeply on iam still in highschool
DeVaughnKINGLEO: sdfhgsf
DeVaughnKINGLEO: sdtsr
Mt1sissy: wah!!!!
JULIEMONTEZ: are you talking arabian
This is just the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
And finally, just for old times' sake, a question of the day. For those people too busy to answer me I filled in my own answer.
QUESTION IS...EndsP2T: if you had to pick a name for yourself what would it be?
Ahscar: Darh, I don't know
b4d7z mal2u: Fix it zero bugle kid
BreezeBG: Breeze
Ckrad: conor
ExecutorZileas: I go to MIT, design video games and was number one in the world at starcraft.
FoxIsQuick: IamGuamese
Krebler: I'm a stupid fuck
KWCharon: shitforbrains
piccoloCV: EndsP2T
piccoloCV: its just so.... cool
SexyWATZ: Senor... Whohah...
SexyWATZ: Or Donnie Brasco
SexyWATZ: i like these do alot of em
shamelessdp: derek
shamelessdp: :O
shamelessdp: no wait
shamelessdp: if i had to pick a name for myself
shamelessdp: it would be :O
Thejusman1: xld
EndsP2T: best answer ive heard
EndsP2T: gw
Thejusman1: i know
Thejusman1: let me have your computer
EndsP2T: if you give me head
TmactheNewt: T_Mac
TmactheNewt: why mess with success
WilLockart: penislover
Everyone I sent this to liked it, and I decided I'd go ahead and post it instead of being tempted to work on it during midterms, so here it is. If you guys like this I'll probably do some more because it was fun fucking around with other people. That's it, good day sir.
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