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| my LAZER TAG BR....go me | | | Author: | | | IP: | h000094cXXXX | | Date: | 09/12/01 12:09 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for [e2]Squad: 6.0000 |  | Hello again. As I got some good reviews on my paintball BR (I love u DAGGY), here is my presentation of my laser tag experience:
The setting: LAZER TAG MADNESS! (wtf?) = indoor (duh) arena in mass. Doubt any of you know it. The arena we are going to be playing in is made up of two floors, both with matted coverings (nothing special, like a burned up car or something). There are 3 sets of stairs. I'm going to see if I can describe it to you.
The two floors look almost exactly the same, 1 base on one side, and 1 on the other. After the bases (going toward the center) is a staircase leading up or down (whether you are on the first floor or not), then there are sets of mat bunkers. The first consists of 2 bunkers, then three, then two (mirrored on each side). Then there is a staircase going down/up in the center. Got it? You don't? WTF?!?!? Figure it out.
The game: duh, it's laser tag, KILL KILL KILL!!!!!! (or whatever comes closest) Also, there are 15 members on each team. The teams have different color packs (red/blue) to tell them apart. You can get shot with friendly fire, so be careful where you shoot. If you are shot, you are out of the round until the next round starts.
The "equipment": Your helmet, your chest-pack, and your gun. The guns have cool little red beams coming out of them. Although it's hard to move with stealth, they are just really cool.
We are allowed five minutes before the start of each round to set up a plan. As there is a staircase we can use to get behind them, we decide to put most of our strike force on the second floor. Ten players go up the staircase, two go to the middle, and three keep in the main stronghold. The bell rings for the start of the round. I bet you can guess what happens…
They sent everyone they had to bumrush the middle. GG in five seconds. GO TEAM!
They pressed the buzzer on the base to signal they won. Sirens go off. Time to go home…
That's right, home. No, there isn't another part to the story. Go comment.
You still here? Fine. On to part two.
I really dislike the other team for not even trying to pull off some other strategy. It was really rather gay…SO NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME!
We decide to pull a four-pincer maneuver. One squad up the left side, one up the right, one up the middle, and one on the second floor. Leaving two people in our base, we split up. Here is the code-names to our forces:
Force 1: The Gay Brigade. They are going left (4 people in their group), and they look really gay…
Force 2: Hookers: Going up the right (4 people in their group), they are just a couple girls, and they loom like Hookers. So whatever.
Force 3: The Kamikaze Kool Kat Mad Phat Bitches: Up the middle (2 people). They named themselves.
Force 4: Us: We are on the second floor (3 people). Our name ownz, yes, it does.
So here we are on the second floor. Walking as silently as possible, moving from cover to cover, we head towards the other side. Suddenly, five laser lights flash up, and we hear the sounds of laser firing. None of us are hit, although we are pretty screwed. 5 > 3 usually. We quickly set up a plan: two of our group are going to provide some cover fire will another slinks off to the right side. Hopefully, the person will not be detected. Then we will be able to pull a flank. Guess who they chose to pull the flank? Me. Yes, I am the one who will win us the war…
Countdown from five until we start our plan:
5…
4…
3…
2…
I start running at two. Crap, no cover fire. They don't seem to notice me though. Then my teammates open fire on their position. The other team starts to open up. They don't seem to notice that only 2 lights are blinking at them. That is, until I start running through their lines picking them off. Bam..Bam..Bam..Bam..But where is the fifth one? There WAS a fifth one! Very simple really, he moved back a bunker to prevent exactly what I did. But why hasn't he taken me out? Because I realized what he probably did before he popped up, and dove behind the bunker. He jumps up, and looks puzzled, because I should be right there…
BOOM. I jump up, and nail him. GG. When I look back, I see one of my teammates heading toward the door, he must've been shot during the fighting. O well. Let's go on.
We reach the back staircase without another problem. We then head down the staircase. But first, let me tell you about the staircases first, as it is critical to the next part of the story. The staircase is lined on one side, to protect the person from being attacked by the opposing team's force in the main (beginning bunker). If you duck down, you are protected by concrete. So ok, let's move on.
We start down the stairs, about halfway down, and then I realize that I am being pinpointed. I duck down a second before they open fire, but my partner isn't so lucky. He was shot. Shoot-fire, I'm pretty screwed. Then I realize that if I jump from the stairs, I could land behind a bunker! I prepare to jump. Countdown from three, two… one…JUMP! Whoomph, I land. But I wasn't shot! I look behind me to see what's going on, and I see the Two people left in our bunker trying to hold off 6 opposing teammates! SHIT! SHIT! WTF happened? Uh-oh. I could either: go back and help my teammates, or I could try and get to the beeper, to win the round…
Better help my teammates. Yes…I'm that nice. Go fig.
I start bunker hopping backward to keep from getting shot, and start creeping up on them from behind. My teammates see me, and start increasing their fire. That's when I make my move…CHARGE! I jump right next to them, scaring them out of their minds.
"DUDE, SHIT!"
"WTF? HOW DID HE GET BACK HERE?"
"ACK, I'VE BEEN SHOT! FUCK KZSJ.AKJASLKT"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, you guys suck."
"STFU bitch!"
"HA HA HA!, You are all dead. GG no re lozers."
"OMFG! DIE!"
I get shot 938475937 times by the dead people. Bastards. Screw that, I'm staying on, even though I'm flashing red lights. The other team can even see me. I dive inside a bunker to keep the lights from showing, and wave my teammates down to confer what we are going to do. We made our plan. I was going to create a diversion INSIDE their main bunker while they get in. My partners will then proceed in running as fast as they can to the buzzer to win. GW. Ok, let's see how it goes:
I start running across the arena yelling at the top of my lungs. Then my red lights turn off, this means I am an actual target now. SHIT! My teammates come tearing by my, thinking I'm already inside the bunker. Lasers open up, all hell breaks lose between the two people left on their team, and the remaining teammates I have. We manage to take down 1, but then my teammates die. ASDF, GW LOSERS! I start creeping up on their base, watching for a red laser, or listening for any sound. I enter their base, and I don't see him. Not good.
Have you ever played Counter-Strike, and find yourself the only one left, vs. one other player, and you both have AWPs? This is exactly like that. Only he has the advantage.
I see the buzzer! It's about 10 feet away at the end of a corridor! I start creeping toward it, and check an adjacent hallway to make sure he isn't there. He isn't. I break into a sprint to get to the buzzer…
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
Yes, the bastard snuck up behind me a shot me. I was less than one foot away from the buzzer. GG. =(.
Ok, that's the end of this laser tag BR. NO! THERE REALLY ISN'T ANOTHER STORY! Go away. Comment. GOGOGO.
Ok. WTF. I'm warning you, go comment. THERE ISN'T ANOTHER PART TO THE STORY!
You don't like listening do you? Fine. One more story before your bedtime.
We are playing on the same field, only we are not allowed to use the second floor. ALTHOUGH, we can use the staircase. The game is elimination. Destroy all of your opponents.
We start out again. This time, we are using 7 up the middle, and three on each side. The middle force is moved forward a bit, like an arrow. The other team isn't going to stand for this, and splits it's forces so that 6 are heading up each side, in order to flank out the middle, then deal with the side forces. They left two in their base, like we did. I am with the middle force, but I decide to stay 1 bunker behind the bunkers, to supply some support.
We advance, not knowing what they are doing. Then they pop out of the bunkers. 6 players on each side against us. I dive in a bunker. My plan: to hide like a pussy. They polish off our middle force, though losing 3 people. Then they proceed to walk past my bunker. Change of plans. I pop up from my bunker. Sirens wail, the other team is thrown into chaos. I kill 1, 2, 3… Then I'm put out of my misery. I'm dead.
I hear the story of what happened after the match. The opposing force proceeding in wiping out my teams two forces one after the other. It wasn't hard, as we were in total confusion throughout the whole match. They then rushed the main bunker and won.
I know that this story was a bit short. But what are you gonna do? And despite popular belief, I am not the invincible man who plays paintball or laser tag. Although that would be pretty cool… Now, this is really the end. Go comment, and raters, I expect no less than gold. Because I am the best. =P. L8r all. |
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