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| Battle For The Lost Temple, An Interactive Battle Report II | | | Author: | | | IP: | 1Cust18.XXXX | | Date: | 09/06/01 06:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
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Welcome To Another CaughtNaked BattleReport!
Yup, the long semi-awaited sequel has arived! The Lost Temple An IBR II! Last time people
bitched that it was to short, and linear... Well, this time, its longer! And more linear! Sorry
but with the Slipknot and System CDs I just got + The Pledge Of Alegence Tour I just dont have
the fucking time! So go make your own fucking IBR! Anyways, this time your toss so have fun. :}
Start
"Commander Naked, a zerg presence has been deteched at the Lost Temple."
"Eh?"
"The Buggyies."
"BUGGIES! Not those bastards!"
"Fraid so..."
"Send out our best general, on the double!"
***In your headquarters***
**General, The Commander wishes to see you.**
"Not that asshole."
*Ahem*
"O, hi Command Naked."
"Greetings. The bugs have invaded the lost temple once again and it is our job to defend it."
"Again? Didnt they learn there lesson the first time?"
"Aparently not, we're gonna have to deliver the hurt one more time."
"Can do Commander, Computer, call in the probes from there beach party, its time to save the
Lost Temple once again."
**Yes, Sir.**
Your Nex warps in and your probes are ready. They begin to gather minerals. Once you have
100 you warp in a pylon.
Choices:
Build two gates
Early Exp, 1 Gate, 1 Forge
A probe starts construction of 2 gates. They warp in and begin warping in 2 zealots. But then,
o crap, this is still 1.07! A FOUR POOL! 6 lings come bouncing your way. You send your attack
probes on them and they slow them down untill the zealots can pop out. But by then you've lost
9 probes and are to far behind to continue. Wave after wave of lings come untill it is to much
to defend against.
Download 1.08 Newbie!
You get you expo up and running, a zealot in the works, and 2 cannons warped in when the 6 lings
come bouncing your way. Luckly once they see the cannons they turn tail and run, -1 in there
numbers and settle for just containing you for now.
Choices:
Gas
Start zealot production
You decide to take the tech route. One lil probey runs over and plops done an assimalator.
You then warp in a cyb core and start work on an adun. But then, in the distance, 36 speedlings
show up. Your 2 cannons and 5 zealots are no match. Sorry, good game.
Rematch?
You lay down two more gateways and start pumping out the zealots. Your at 12, and no sign
of the enemy. Just when you decide the zerg are teching and start to catch up, 36 speedlings
come-a-knocking. There no match for 12 lots and 4 cannons though. You take heavy loses
and have a feeling the enemys teching up.
Choices:
Gas
Cannon up
Cannon up you order and a lone probes moves out to lay down 12 cannons at your choke. Good luck
to anything getting through that you think. Just that moment 4 overlord fly into your main and
unload there speacil package of 32 speed lings. Its curtains as they rape your main. But in the
end you still do have your 12 cannons.
Play less BGH
Feeling that those damn bugs are teching up you lay down some gas and start your way to goons.
You've made your first batch of 12 and station them in your main, feeling the mutas to come. But
instead, four overlord come floating by. By the time they get to your main though only 1 is left
and can only drop 2 lings before getting raped by plasma fire.
Choices:
Mass goons
Tech to high templar
We all know that HT are the zergs worst nightmare so lets get some of 'em eh. You begin to climb
the tech tree when 4 lurkers come crawling into your main, burrow, and unleash hell. Probe after
probe pop, goons splash, and buildings crumble. Soon more come to turbo newbie you natural.
With no income you no the game is lost, and hop in your space pod.
Try again?
You begin massing more and more goons. Soon you have 16 and 6 on patrol for more drops. Luckily
your good sences are correct and catch a drop of 4 lurks, 3 drop before you can polish off the
drop though and burrow. Luckily with the micro that made you general your able to hold off the
attack with minor losses.
Choices:
Add 3 gates
Tech to templar
Now you decide is the perfect time to tech to templar. You start work on your adun, then your
templar archieves when 6 overlords emerge from the clouds. Your able to kill one but the rest
unload there cargo of 16 lings, 8 hydras, and 2 lurks. Your forces scattered are no match
against this sizable force and your only chance is HT. As you hold your forces back to wait your
zerg foes demolish your bases building by building. Then the HT finaly arive. Doh! No storm
upgrade! Your men get owned along with the rest of your base.
Disconnect
You plop down 3 gateways and start massing. You have some 20 goons and 4 zealots when 6
overlords emerge from the clouds. They all get lucky and drop 24 lings, 8 hydras, and 2 lurks.
The forces clash and with some micro on your part you hold back the attack.
Choices:
Tech to sairs
Tech to HT
You lay down a stargate and once your first sair comes out you go ovie hunt'n. You find your
first target when 12 hydras run underneath you and send out a barage of spikes. The sair goes
crashing to the ground. Then 24 hydras with 24 lings come charging at your main. Your wounded
army is no match and gets eliminated along with your base.
Use common sence less plz, thx gw.
You start on your way to teching to HT. First adun, then archieves. You have 4 HT, and 12 goons
now.
Choices:
Attack
Expand
You spend the extra money needed to make another exp and split your forces to defend each exp.
While your waiting for your new nex to warp in, 3 overlord decend at your nat, 1 at your new
expo, and 2 at your main. The 8 in your min only slow down your main force while the rest rape
your base. Sadly by then time you round up all the lings your tech tree is gone. Then, in come
the next wave of 24 lings come in and your devestated army crashes.
*Cough* Exp whore *Cough*
You and your men move out. Your half way to his main when 16 lings come at you from behind. You
unleash 2 storms which hurts them, but then 8 more hydras come from the other side. You when the
battle but have only 3 goons remaining. The zerg call in a 6 more lings and finish them off.
Choices:
Mass
Expansion
You start your massing. Your 5 gates pump out goons/ht left and right. Your up to 4 goons and
1 HT when 12 hydras show up. Obviously your out expanded. And the hydras barely win the battle.
Soon though, 12 more arrive, and 12 more, and 12 more and your 5 gates are no match for the steady
flow of troops.
Good game
You take another expansion and lay down 3 more gateways. You start pumping out men until you have
12 goons, 3 zealots, and 2 HT.
Choices:
Mass
Contain
You begin to warp in more men. Until in the distance 48 hydras appear. Obviously your out
resourced big time. Needless to say, 48 hydras >>>> you and your base is roasted, toasted, and
burnt to a crisp.
Getting harder aint it?
You send your forces out to the zerg central. Along the way you enconter scattered lings and a
few hydras, nothing that really stops your men though. You have a probe set up 4 cannons and
sit tight.
Choices:
Take map
Push
You decide to take the map. You exp to another main, and its natural. You think the game is
going great until the acid starts to poor. 12 guardians rain hell down on your lonely main.
They rape your main and by the time your goons can return its to late. Your tech tree and
econ are shot. Wave after wave of hydras finaly whipe you off the map.
Good game
You decide to push further into the zerg's creep. You attack the mineral only with surprisingly
low resistance. Its destroyed after a few minutes and your left with to choices.
Choices:
Expand
Push further
You gather up your forces and push into the nat. 48 hydras come flying at you. So thats where
his men were... Anyways, obviously your fucked and once you see the army you quit.
Quiter :P
You take 3 more bases and through down another 4 gates. You begin to mass untill you have 30
goons, 5 zealots and 4 HT.
Choices:
Add two gates
Expand again
You take 3 MORE expansions and throw down 4 more gates. Your probe production isnt quite as fast
though and there barely active. By the time you get them running the zerg have 24 Guards, and
50 lings. The guards rape your main, and when your goons/HT retreat the speed lings catch up and
the guards flank. With no major army you no the game is lost. In a rush you throw down gates
at each exp but the lings take care of you expos while the guards rape your main. Your micro
cant keep up and the game is lost.
Good game
You plant 2 more gates and begin to mass. Once you have a sizable force you move to his choke.
Choices:
Final push
Take the map
You take 3 MORE expansions and throw down 4 more gates. Your probe production isnt quite as fast
though and there barely active. By the time you get them running the zerg have 24 Guards, and
50 lings. The guards rape your main, and when your goons/HT retreat the speed lings catch up and
the guards flank. With no major army you no the game is lost. In a rush you throw down gates
at each exp but the lings take care of you expos while the guards rape your main. Your micro
cant keep up and the game is lost.
Good game
The final push! You take your massive army and move in for the kill! All that stands in your
way are 12 fucking hydras! Aparently the zerg has mined out there nat and main! Well its a
peice of cake finishing off the zerg and saving the Lost Temple once again!
"Good work general"
"Thank you commander"
"Sending down the tractor beam as we speake"
"Glad to hear it, once again the Lost Temple is safe thanks to [your name here :D]"
Thanks for playing! This one was a bitch to make! I thought I might have to break my report
per day streak! But nahhh, im all pro baby. Proving you can put out crap reports daily np.
Sorry if any things incorrect, I havnt played StarCraft for a while so just bare with me and
remember ITS PART FAN FIC! Anyways I COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT! I expect to see
and as always, check out my site! And dont forget,
In the mean time...
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