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The Ultimate Insult.
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Author:Psyonic_Reaver
IP:1Cust188XXXX
Date: 06/23/01 03:06
Game Type: Starcraft
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I was really impressed with [SM]Strega~F’s first person battle report and I have decided to follow in his footsteps and try and bring you a reasonably good BR.

Well as I booted up StarCraft and got on B.Net looking for a game. I messaged Joe (Yes Joe.Smurf) but he was offline. Oh dang I was so looking forward to getting owned by Joe again. I joined ~NH and found ZeonPeon and Cold`Fusion. They were talking about how gay B.Net is and such when I asked if either of them would like a game. Zeon replied to my request and started the game up with Cold as the observer.

Map:The Lost Temple

Yes another LT map so bear with me.


Psyonic_Reaver as






Teal Protoss VS ZeonPeon as White Zerg (I'm making him brown so It's easy for people to spot)

As the game started I found my noble probes with their nexus at the 9 o’clock main. I sent them to their own mineral patches in record time while starting up another probe. Before the game had started I saw Zeon switch his race from “random” to “zerg” so I knew that he was either going to go for a quick expansion or fast tech. But I wanted to make sure so on my 7th probe I sent him on his way towards the 12 o’clock main, stopping to make a pylon before continuing on his quest.

I continued to make probes as my other probe continued scouting. My pylon finished just before my food limit was reached. As soon as I reached 150 minerals I sent another probe up to warp in a gateway from Aiur, while building more probes I started an Assimilator. By this time my scouting force had climbed the ramp and at first I didn’t spot anything.


I was about to turn my probe around when it spotted some creep. Bing-Go! I thought. I sent the probe in for a closer and was expecting either mass lings or to find him teching. Surprisingly, I found nothing. No Pool or Overlords that I could see. I decided to send my probe to scout his exp. and see if he had chosen to power. Meanwhile, I start another Pylon and Gateway.


If you look in the picture above you will see a zealot. Well I decided since that Zeon had no defense whatsoever I was going on a little peon raid or as HeartCutter would say. "I was going to make the butthole micromange early." Soon my probe arrived at the exp. and found nothing. “How….Odd.” I said to myself as I sent the probe back up the ramp. It found a morphing hatch at the top and after diving further found a completed Extractor and a half finished Pool. I sent the probe back to the ramp where it sat attacking the hatchery.

Well he gang-banged my probe with 3 of his drones but it didn’t matter. My zealot had arrived and stopped only to take a swipe at the hatch before moving on to the peon line. My Zealot managed to kill 4 drones using his horrible singing of Destiny’s Child “I’m a Survivor.” Before falling to their mighty spit.
He was a good zealot. Very big fan of Destiny's Child. Thats why I had to let him go.


Well I didn’t stop making zealots or probes back home and I finally put some probes on gas so I could tech up to dragoons while building 2 more pylons and a Cyb. Core. This is when I noticed an “un” wanted visitor floating above my gateways. Well I didn’t think he spotted my 3 zealots yet so I sent them on their way towards Zeon’s base to see what else I could destroy. I queued up 2 more zealots while my attack force was enroute to the zerg base. I watched my core warp in and queued up a dragoon for each gate while starting range.


When I was finished with that I checked back towards my zealots and found that they had engaged the zerglings on the ramp. Quickly I pull my zealots back down the ramp in chance to lure him down and cut him to pieces. But he pulled them back and I tried again to lure him but was unsuccessful yet again. I managed to kill 5 out of his 14 zerglings while not losing anything but shields.


Back at home I had 3 more zealots ready to go and my 2 goons almost finished. I sent my other 3 zealots to meet up with my containment force while starting a Facility. My goons popped out of their gateways and I told them to meet up with my zealot force. They stopped only to kill the overlord hanging around my base.


Not wanting to lose my advantage of surprise I quickly attacked the ramp with my 6 zealots and quickly overwhelm the 16 zerglings with only ONE loss. (As I watched the replay again and again I noticed that the zerglings were on hold command so when my zealots came up they didn’t surround them till they were almost dead.) I also saw that I had a surplus in money so I started more dragoons and a shuttle.
Zealot: Tell me do you like apples? Zergling: Nope! I'm a Nut man. Zergling proceedes to kill Zealots buddy. Zealot stabs the Zergling. Zealot: I just impaled you! How do you like them apples?!?


I started tearing into Zeon’s Hatch also finding a 3rd hatch to the left of it. My dragoons arrived and I just noticed 3 Overlords hanging around. I quickly told the Goons to kill the overlords as to knock Zeon’s food out. I managed to kill 2 of them before reinforcing zerglings came. I managed to lose only 1 goon and and 2 zealot’s while I continue to raze the zerg base. More dragoons come and this brings my force to 3 zealots and 4 dragoons.

I quickly finish both the hatches off and move in for the kill. The main zerg hatchery had morphed to a Lair but that wont help him now. I start tearing into his Lair and peon line when I felt a great disturbance in the force. I pulled my army back while Zeon launched a counter-attack that included Drones and Overlords. I tuned myself to the force to find out why I had stopped attacking.


I quickly got an answer and I pulled ALL my probes from my base and sent them towards Zeon.
The hell! Where'd he come from?


My probes soon arrived along with my completed shuttle and launched an attack on the Zerg Lair. This prompted this reply fromZeon.

ZeonPeon: “What the hell?!?”

To which I replied.

Psyonic_Reaver: "My little sparkles of doom.”

My probes quickly tore down the Lair and there was much rejoicing. But they were not done yet. I sent them towards the spawning pool and the extractor destroying those too. But the game didn’t end. My shuttle spotted something and I sent it in for a closer look. By this time Zeon gloated this little statement.
Zeon must have been pissed to see this happen.


ZeonPeon: “You’ll never find my exp.”

Unfortunately for him, my shuttle had spotted his “secret” expansion. It wasn’t a long walk for my probes either.


As they were stripping the flesh off the hatchery with their little sparkles, One probe pushed all the others away and declared the kill his.

Who was this little probe? Why it was DeonPeon in disguise!
Yay


Cold`Fusion played a game with me afterwards and I did the very same thing to him. And he was Terran too! =^)>
Well I hope you all enjoyed my BR. Flames and Advice are welcomed. I'll also post the replays.

This has been a
Took me abit to time this perfect.

Psyonic_Reaver
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