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| Invisibility hack | | | Author: | | | IP: | proxy1.bXXXX | | Date: | 04/13/01 10:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 4, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for BADKITTY!: 4.0000 |   | The SETTING:
spleen_raper and BADKITTY! are bored. This never leads to productive behavior.
Feeling the need to laugh we pick our strategy of the evening. this consists of the following conversation:
"Hey! wanna fuck with someones head?"
"do you have to ask?"
"invisible buildings hack!"
"YOUR ON!"
So I host the game, "2v2 bgh" as usual. spleen and I both chose terran, and 2 newbies join up. We're on our way. As the count goes down from 5 I can hardly contain myself, I'm laughing outloud with noone around, visions of frustrated starcrafters complaining to the sanity police racing through my head.
As the initial lag screen from one of the newbies counds down 3 seconds then goes away, spleen and I both lift off our cc's and float them away into the corners of the screen. Our scvs fight amongst eachother til there is only 2 left between the two of us, and we each hide them in a corner.
"Who's my ally?" comes the call from one of our oponents.
Then starts the charade... Pretending to have forgotten allied chat, I start talking about a new warez page I found with an invisible building hack. After a few minutes, I start discussing my infinite mineral hack and my infinite gas hack.. and my invulnerable scvs hack. Spleen_raper says I should send my bcs to the middle, and so on.
"You seen them?"
"BADKITTY! has an invisibility hack! HEY YOU GUYS! THIS ISN'T FAIR!"
"I've never heard of an invisibility hack! BADKITTY! Where did you get it?"
"This is really cool guys, but come on, I'm bored, turn it off."
Then 10 minutes of straight silence. Any normal person would probably get bored with this, but I'm keeping up my constant stream of laughter since the very beginning. Most fun I've had in ages!
I couldn't believe they hadn't left yet, so I start talking without allied chat on again, to see if they are still alive.
Sure enough, they start talking amongst themselves, not even seeming to mind that they have no opponents.
Now pissing other people off can keep me happy for quite a while, but when more than a half an hour has gone by I'm getting a little wrestless. I message spleen, and we both land and start mining.
Starting from 1 scv each, we build up and build up, unnoticed by our oponents who are apparently trying to wait us out or smoking crack or something.
After building up for a while we each make 12 BCS. As we start talking unallied about how invisibility is unfair and we should turn it off, our bcs demolish our first opponent, who is obviously afk, for he makes no responce or protest. With a new wave of laughter almost knocking me to the floor we finish off our other opponent unchallenged, claiming the funniest win on my record of thousands of games.
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