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Clan Rater V1.0
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Author:CaughtNaked
IP:spider-tXXXX
Date: 04/01/01 04:04
Game Type: Starcraft
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Report Rating: 3.5, # of Ratings: 2, Max: 4, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for CaughtNaked: 4.7500


Welcome to another CaughtNaked report. Now we all know how great clans are. Ive had my fair share and im sure you have to. This new series will hopefully inform you, and more importantly entertain you. The clan featured here is Knights of Doom.
Channel: +KD+
Tag:+(name) +]{])
My Name: +~cnKD+
Pass: asdf
Anyways, now that the ground work is set, I present to you...



Clan Rater V1.0




It all starts with a trip to Clan Recruitment. I get in, and am promptly spamed with a million messages resulting in massive chat lag. While im waiting for the text to catch up I note the name of a clan.


I travel there and am greeted by 6 bots and 1 recruiter.
With such high requirments how couldnt this clan be good? So I went and changed my name to what I could remember of there complex tag. The name was to long so I had to simplfy it some.
After coming back I was informed that my name was incorrect. Apparently, if you have lots of symbols that means your a "warring Kinght of Doom" that means that your extra speacil. Me not knowing that the name was so important gave my point of veiw to see how they would react.
After being given an example about what my name should be I was informed that the guy I was talking to was not the leader! Shocking! Then it was explained to my country self that ]{ ment K and ]) ment D. This guy obviously had some major knowledge of the clan. A comment before made me wonder about the rules. Recalling that he had previously told me that there was no test, I wondered about the quality of the members. Amazingly enough, all of them were good and the few that arent, the all star was training.
Now, I knew that I was knew to this gosu clan but I figured that maybe there was more to this than it seems. Magic, yes folks, magic. If you add KD to your name you are automaticly a expert starcraft player, I never knew that. Starting to get annoyed with Crisis happy go lucky attitude I tried to see if I could spark a rebellion withen the system. I couldnt.
Sparking rebellion withen this solid clans system was just to hard. After being insulted and being called a clown, I gave up all hope, all the peasents under the Knights of Doom would be forever lost =(.


Well, I guess that with out any help, the Knights of Doom would continue to reak there "doom" on b.net untill they got bored with it. I wish them the best of luck and heres the ratings for the Knights of Doom.
Leadership- 5, they seemed to have some control
Members- 6 The only one I saw was Crisis but they had 5 bots there so there total membership is at least 6
Control- 8 I didnt really spark any rebellion withen the clan, but I didn't really try all that hard.
Overall- 4 This is an offical clan, that might be around for awhile. I wouldnt join it, but if your a BGH hacker, please consider.




Anyways, I guess this the end to another CaughtNaked report. I hope everyone liked it. Please feel free to use my account if you want to join this clan. At least the didnt proclaim to be the best like many others. Please comment and tell me what you thought, should there be a sequal? Untill then,

TO BE CONTINUED...


(maybe)




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