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Just Another Victim
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Author:Monty Pylon
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Date: 03/23/01 08:03
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This is a fic based on drefsab's to Kill A Newbie series. It is seen through the eyes of Dref's opponent and his slow descent into madness.



Just Another Victim


For the second time to date, the mysterious bastard known only as Kidd has struck with his strange quest for vengeance against the online entity, known as Drefsab. Many have speculated the identity of this particular fellow, who wishes nothing more than to besmirch the good name of Drefsab. There are those who believe it is one of Drefs many BGH victims, or still others say it is a disgruntled forum go'er. Right now, I present to you the true motive behind the man. He has agreed to share with you, the viewing public, a chance to see his side of this sordid tale. Without further adieu, I present Kidd.

"My real name is not important, I can tell you that I was once known as RainWarrior. I was not always Kidd, and I lead a peaceful existence on Battle.net. I was never the best player or even the so-called "sharpest" tool in the shed. I played a variety of maps from BGH to Red BGH and even an occasional Ice BGH. I decided to raise the bar of my skill and moved on to playing against computers with only a few others to watch my back. I had many wins, but I felt empty inside. I wanted a change and looked for an opponent worthy of my skill. I came to a game on a map called Dire Straights. I normally do not play custom edited maps, but you have to learn to live. I joined to find myself against the player 555-1212. He was obviously not in my league, but I decided to dance anyway. Maybe he would learn a thing or two.

We started with my terran starting on the southeastern island of the map. I saw a few mineral patches and one geyser near my center, but I could not find any other mineral deposits on the island. What kind of map is this, which was all I could think at that point. I built up a strong defense of turrets and eight of the finest marines money could buy. I teched to tanks with the intent to guard my choke. To my surprise, there was no choke to guard. Those island maps are tricky ones. I had barley 20,000 minerals in the bank when a fleet of a cruiser and two science vessels. I ordered my marines to engage and immediately noticed something was wrong. My marines were shooting the cruiser point blank and yet there was no damage. As I had feared, the bastard was hacking. He had power overwhelming on and he used his SV to hypnotize my marines into chasing it. With my marine force dead, my last hope rested on a newly built wraith. The powerful warplane was able to tear apart the cruiser but his hacking ass was able to upgrade the cruiser and my wraith was jut not powerful enough. I mean, how else could he have defeated it all alone? I was not about to let this hacking son of a bitch kill me so easily and I took to the air. My buildings lifted off and flew west. The cruiser tried to follow, but it was just too slow. A nearby turret slowed its advance as I began to rebuild. He scanned to find me and I showed him I would not die, no matter how many hacks he would use. I raised my head and typed for all the world to see, "I'm like a cockroach, I keep on living, I know how to survive." The ship had made its way to my base and began to tear apart my buildings. Little did he realize that my trap was about to slam shut. As he decimated my center a barracks had floated to his main and began to mass marines. I had eight with medic support and began to shred his helpless main. It was like ripe fruit for the picking, but again the hacks came into play. It was as if someone was telling him that I had attacked his base. My marines tried to crush as many buildings as possible, but the cruiser had too much firepower and his was using the god hack so my bullets had no effect. As my barracks came under fire, I swore I would not be taken alive. I decided to quit and not give him the satisfaction of beating me.


After that, I was never the same. A hacking bastard had beaten me and I was enraged. That is the day that Kidd was born. He was side of me that would not stand for injustice. The side that would fight back against the tyranny. The side that didn't mind the soft touch of a burley man as he caressed my thigh and genitally stroked my…ummm what was I talking about? Oh yeah, the side that would have his revenge. Using all the power my mind would grant I came up with the greatest plan, I would wait for this 555-1212 and use his own hacks against him. It would be glorious, that is until I saw the posts. 555-1212 was revealed as Drefsab, a regular at a site called BR.com. He posted a review of our game and portrayed me as a fool. A mere newbie who had fallen prey to this Drefsab. I was outraged and immediately sought revenge. I posted too and my skill and truth was seen as a pack of lies and spam. Why could they not seen the wrong I had suffered? I posted again and again, but still it fell on deaf ears. I gave up hope and disappeared. I tried to put the whole ordeal behind me, and join a clan called the Clan of the Dead. I was accepted and was sure to follow the rules, then he showed up.

It was none other than Drefsab himself and I knew he was up to something evil. I tried to warn Crypt, but he did not believe me. They had welcomed him warmly and he played them like a harp from Hell. He used his hacks and cheats from old to ruin a contest of honor and skill. He lied and used deceit to try and hide his guilt. He was kicked out, but not before it was too late. To cover his failure, he created a web page that had barley anything to do with the clan and tried to convince the world that it was a joke and the clan had been made fools of. That may work on the common folk, but you need to get up early in the morning to fool me. The clan voted to post a web page about the incident, but I knew it was hopeless. You need to hit him where we lives and again I waved my banner in BR.com. I was met by boos and jeers, even after having my mom pose for the final pic adding insult to injury. Dref will rue the day he messed with me for I will have my revenge. Revenge.

















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