INTRO: I really don't care about report scores or anything. In fact you don't have to read these. Most of these reports are going to be text only, unless they actually are something interesting. I'm just going to play a ladder game and a 2v2 game once a week and post it, regardless of how one-sided the game is. That means about 1 of these reports a week, maybe 2. I'll use my name Zxer so message me if you wanna be in one of these BR's. Once in a while I'll add in something special to these "reports," so stay tuned.

DONT WHINE ABOUT THESE NOT BEING GG'S. ONLY THE SECOND GAME HAS REAL ACTION.

LADDER GAME: 1v1

Hunterkiller023 - Chose White Zerg - Position: 3 o'clock - Ladder Score = 1007

Zxer (me) - Randomed to Teal Terran - Position: 9 o'clock - Ladder Score = 1024

Great, I'm terran and he chose zerg. Obviously a 4pool or something, but oh well, I just gotta play this through. I send all 4 of my scvs to one mineral patch (like the chobo I am), and build scvs. Then he says: "no rush, ok?" Haha ok you 4pooler. I say "sure thing buddy." I know he's gunna 4pool, or something of the sort, so I build my barracks on my 7th scv. Now he offers to ally at end, so I agree to that too. Wow, what a friendly guy. So I decide to take an advantage over him, and say: "where are you? I'm at the < middle base." It takes him awhile to reply, but he eventually says: "i'm at the right middle base." Bleh he's probably lying but who cares. Anyways now I build my depot and a bunker. BTW I didn't do a wall-in. Well once my bunker is done I load it up with my sole (one) marine and his 6 lings come to attack me. Told you, but instead he did a 9pool. Even chobo-er. Well I send all my scvs to repair my bunker and his lings are quickly raped. I have 3 marines locked and loaded and I send them to his base with 3 scvs(where he told me which is the 3oclock base) and I encounter 4 lings at the top of my ramp. They're easily dispatched of and then he leaves. Sigh... I won again, and it wasn't even 5 minutes, how lame.

Winner: Zxer - Current Ladder Standing: 1047

Loser: Hunterkiller023 - Current Ladder Standing: doesn't matter, he cant even 4pool me correctly

Lessons: i still say ladder games are whack.

2v2

Team Lame -

-=Krone=- - Randomed to Orange Protoss - Position: 6 o'clock

~ViC~ - Randomed to Red Terran - Position: 9 o'clock

Team Mute -

Zxer - Randomed to Purple Protoss - Position: 3 o'clock

Nom~Anor - Chose Yellow Terran - Position: 12 o'clock

Well we got started up and nothing interesting happened (like always). We allied and ally chatted but we never spoke to eachother. I went double pylon on 8 probes and he went depot, rax. I scouted to 6 oclock and found krone building 2 pylons and 2 gateways at his natural. Then I scouted with my probe to the 3 oclock base and it got toasted by some marines. I decide to get an assimilator and a cyber core while my ally gets a 2nd rax, a refinery, and an acadmy. I get a robot facility, hoping to drop one of my opponents. Nom~Anor got 2 factories while i got a citadel of a dun + support bay and later a templar archives. My ally scans the opposing protoss' natural and finds a nexus and probes mining there. Oh well, I load up a reaver and DT into a shuttle (I made those units BTW, I just didn't mention making them) and send them to the terran's base at 9 oclock. I drop them and I like only 6 scvs when some wraiths save him (he had a science vessel). He's going mass wraiths... great. Oh well, I'll go goons to counter that. Then the terran counters and attacks my ally with some cloakced wraiths, and I fortunately get a observer just in time and save him with it (yes the observer has missles that can attack the wraiths :P). Well my ally gets his 3rd factory and a starport while the wraith-happy terran expands to his natural.

Well I get my 2nd gateway (finally) and we STILL haven't talked to eachother yet. How unfriendly. Anyways then I attack ViC and I rape his wraiths with my goons (he had no tanks) and his gay ally krone (no offense) comes to save him with some speeded zealots and a few goons. Fortunatly my ally had already sent his units to help me attack ViC, and kills krone's army. Here is it in simpler words (sorry i'm confusing):

1) i attack ViC with some goons. 2) my ally sends some reinforcements to help me (rines/tanks/medics/vultures). 3) krone attacks my goons RIGHT when my ally's units come. 4) my ally kills krone's units and finishes off ViC's natural expo. 5) krone kills the rest of my ally's army with some of his reinforcements.

Oh well... at least he lost his natural. I haven't been idle though, and I have 2 more reavers ready for action. I load them up and drop them in krone's mineral line in both his natural and mineral only. OUCH! he lost at least 10 zealots, and 15 probes. I lost my shuttle + reaver. It hurt me more emotionaly than him. Okay. I expand to my natural (while i was attacking him) and then my mineral only. Unfortunately, krone iS GAY GAY GAY and kills my mineral only and then his gay ally ViC helps him and they both attack me. But because I have storm I am able to stop them. It was a bunch of goons and zealot (like 30 total maybe? probably more) and a ton of rines (like 40). My ally also helped me, so thanks. I add my 4th gateway (I had a 3rd gateway a little whiles back). Crap, now krone-the-gay sends his speeded zlots (like 20) and rape my probes at my natural and kill my natural. Damn, oh well! I decide to set up a base at the bottom right island expo. I have 3 cannons there and an archon. I still have a shuttle, a reaver, a DT, and a high templar, so I decide to be almost as gay as our friend krone here. So I drop them in ViC's mineral line at his natural and rape all of his scvs. Then I move to krone's natural and storm his probes. Yay. My templar has like 30 kills by now but I didn't get a SS (SORRRRRRRY!!!!!). Well I go to ViC's mineral only and rape his scvs there (only like 6 though :[ ). Majicaly they didn't kill my shuttle (prolly cuz I have shuttle speed). My ally now tries to nuke ViC's mineral only but they find the ghost and kill it (they = ViC). Now "GAY" (you all know who) attacks me w/ zealots and goons and finishes off my main.

Well I built 2 starports + a fleet beacon at my expo for gayriers. Well my ally (what's his name? i completely forgot his name by now) nukes krone's mineral only and it works! HAHAHA FU KRONE. doh it didnt do much because he moved his army out to the middle :(. Oh well, ViC tries to drop my ally but I kill the drop with 2 storms and a reaver (gosu, no?). No really I did. It was 2 tanks and like 14 rines and 4 medics. No problem because they dropped in the same spot. Well I build up my carrier army and I have 1 carrier when Mr. ViC drops my main. My shuttle was hovering over my OLD natural and comes zooming over with the mighty high templar and reaver. I drop them off and storm and kill them. BTW I AM NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP MY STORMS ARE LIKE 5x STRONGER THAN THEY SHOULD BE. Well ViC brings some wraiths and kills my high templar. Damnit, its over. Then team Gay (or Lame) attacks my ally and owns him. Like anal rapage. Like gaynusuptheanus. It was sad. Oh well, we lost! It was a crappy game cuz we should owned. Its just my mom came in and i had to do stuff and i was writing these notes. GG guys :P

Winner: Team Lame

Loser: Team Mute

Lessons: dont let them expand. get more than 3 gateways. upgrade. scout. talk. dont write notes when u play. be gay like me and use the HT and reaver combo w/ a speeded shuttle to rape their probes.

ENDING NOTE: I don't care if there are grammer mistakes or anything. You don't have to read these, but the raters do ;). Raters be harsh and report these reports low, because they don't deserve anything higher than a 4. I am not making these for content or ratings or anything, just to show you what two public games for a normal gamer is on bnet. Sometimes I'll make a real report (if I'm in the mood), instead of the half-assed reports to show you what bnet is. Oh well, cya later folks!