"Even though I don't have sound, I could sort of hear the groaning and "neawraoungh" of drones, so it was nice to be back to Zerg. "
-.Praetor
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| The Adventures of Mark4 and Hawk: The Mind of the GOZ | | | Author: | | | IP: | gateway.XXXX | | Date: | 02/20/01 06:02 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 10, Min: 8
Lifetime Rating for Monty Pylon: 6.0390 |   | This is inspired and taken from the old Batman series. Please feel free to sing along to the Mark4 and Hawk theme song, which is inspired by The Batman TV theme
The Adventures of Mark4 and Hawk: The Mind of the GOZ
Na na na na na na na na Mark4
Na na na na na na na na Mark4
Mark4 Mark4
MARK 4
Battlereports.com, a friendly site with many loyal fans. The cyber streets seemed to be at peace, but unbeknownst to anyone, a dark cloud was looming. A strange transmission had been sent over the airwaves and now these terrible, transmissions of terror were everywhere. Nobody was safe as the plague of stupid though plagued the site and its inhabitants. Commissioner Vegas had little hope left and called those two enemies of evil and villainy, Mark4 and his faithful sidekick, Hawk.
"I hope that these transmissions have not effected our two brave crusaders. Get me the Mark phone."
Meanwhile, Mark4 and Hawk were busy at Mark Manor as they went about their business in the lives of their alter egos, Mark Poser and Reverend Hawk. They had noticed the infestation of false information and had become concerned. They sat and watched the news as the situation became worse and worse.
"As of this moment, the police are baffled as to who is behind the plague of the so called "stupid transmissions". These transmissions have shut down all radio contact and have begun to cause computer malfunctions across the site. Authorities are helpless to stop these transmissions and the site must wait to see what this new plague shall bring."
"Holy hardware Mark4, we have to do something!"
"I agree Hawk, but I'm sure the commissioner shall contact us if the situation is indeed this severe."
At that moment the Mark phone rang and the two sprang to answer.
"Hello commissioner, I understand there is a problem."
"You have no idea Mark4, the situation is very grim."
"Grim commissioner?"
"Yes indeed, the site has been completely consumed by these transmissions and there is no end in sight."
"Do you know who could be at the source of these transmissions?"
"I'm not sure Mark4, I will run a search on fugitives at large. In the meantime I need you to get here as soon as possible."
"We understand commissioner. We'll be there as soon as possible."
Mark4 hung up the phone and walk to the study. There he lifted a statue of a bengalaas and pressed a small concealed button. The bookcase swung open and the tag team of truth and justice dashed into action. They slid down two poles and were dressed in full costume as all superheroes are after sliding down a pole. They hopped into the Mark-mobile and hauled ass to the commissioners office. Upon there arrval, the commissioner already had a list ready for their inspection.
"These are the current fugitives on the loose. Each is a master criminal and has the ability to cause such chaos."
The names read like a who's who list with every sort of madman and supervillain. Bob the Newt, Snork Dimmy, Citizen Kane and the list went on and on. Mark4's eyes fell upon one name that was the pinnacle of all that was both stupid and destructive, GameOverZ. They had met in the past with GameOverZ landing in prison. He had escaped recently and now he had returned to wreak havoc on the site.
"It's has to be GameOverZ."
"GameOverZ? How can you be so sure?"
"The stupid transmissions and the way that none of the information makes sense. It can only be the work of GameOverZ."
"Of course you are right Mark4, but how can we find him?"
"That is very simple, in order to send his transmission over the entire site, where would he be?"
"A radio tower?"
"Yes but not just any radio tower, the tallest and most powerful radio in the site. Come Hawk, there is much to be done."
The duo hurried to the Mark-mobile and sped fast for the Forum Tower.
The tower was the tallest building in the site and had the strongest radio transceiver. With it, GameOverZ could easily send his transmission without fail. The super team planned an sneak attack and used their modem lines to scale the tower, after all, what else are they good for. They reached the roof and scanned for GameOverZ only to find a lone antenna. Attached to it was a strange black box.
"That must be the device that GameOverZ is using. Lets disable it before it causes any more damage."
They crept toward the device and felt a sharp pain in their backs. They blacked out only to awaken to the sound of GameOverZ laughing. They tried to move, but found that they could not move their arms or legs.
"I must admit that it was almost too easy in capturing you Mark4. Now you will witness me take control of this site and all its fans."
"Not if I can help it."
"Poor delusional Mark4, those chains on your arms and legs are made of one hundred percent pure electricity. You can't break through them and the magnet behind you is keeping those bonds nice and tight."
"Holy strawberries Mark4 we're in a jam!"
"Do not worry Hawk, GameOverZ thinks he's thought of everything but he forgot I still have a few tricks p my sleeve. Mark4 to mark-mobile, fire EMP rocket!"
The car below obeyed and a small rocket was ejected from the missile panel. The EMP shook the roof and both the chains and the antenna were offline.
"Nooooooooo, my antenna, you'll pay for that Mark4, henchmen get them!"
Several big and nasty henchmen charged for the duo. The super team went back to back and began to kick butt karate style.
Na na na na na na na na Mark4 (POW)
Na na na na na na na na Mark4 (ZING)
Mark4(BIFF) Mark4(SPLORT)
MARK4(CRUNCH)
In the end, the henchmen were all washed up and GameOverZ was once again, back behind bars. The site was safe for now, but if evil ever should raise it's head again, Mark4 and Hawk will be there.
Na na na na na na na MARK4
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