" Long ago, there was a boy, almost a man, who wished, on his birthday, to become a man. Sitting in his home, waiting for the world to see his strength, poise, and stature, he wished only to gain the respect and trust of his peers. What he got instead was Starcraft, and it was better then all that other shit. "
- LoZeR-X's The First Battle Report by LoZeR-X
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| Newbies Galore | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-tXXXX | | Date: | 02/15/01 06:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 3, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for Chrizerg: 3.0000 |  | Well...to say one thing, this was the worst game I have ever played, obvious by the title of this report. It was a 3v3 $$$BGH$$$ Game, and I was most likely the best there. One dude comes in and says--"hhi"...record...4/5... Well, I decide to let him play, as long as he plays on the other team, and he agreed, and the next few people were kind of like that I guess.
Then, I, pressed the Start button, and some dude is saying--"Who made it start?!"... Now me, slightly annoyed by the time, quickly type in--"God made it happen, bow to god..."
THE GAME STARTS
FOR BETTER
OR WORSE
I, right away, start getting minerals quickly. My ally, has 6 probes by the time I have 12 probes. I get a some defense up, wait, not the wimpy cannons, the Dragoons and zealots. Two Gateways working on zealots, and another two on dragoons. Then I go for two Cybernetics, and then surround my base with pylons, for sight, and Psy. I then get 8 stargates, after expanding, and pump out scouts, killing off my weaker units. But wait, there comes one little zergling...reminds me of myself, my first game that is, but this is the dudes...23rd game.......
Anyway, I let it sit there for a moment, make him feel strong, then, for humiliation, I send my probes to attack him...hmm. I make a few observers, and get a dark archon with mind control, get a shuttle, and run over to the enemy's zerg base. I quickly drop and steal a drone. I fly back to my base with my cute little drone, landing him near my defense, for I don't want him to die. I decide to build my zerg base somewhere else, of course, so I start scouting along...killed one newbie enemy on the way, not it's a 3v2 Bgh...ehehehehe....
I find a nice spot, good minerals, and drop my cute little lovable drone down to the ground. And a whole THREE hydros come and try to kill my scouts....ehh....may I say, Bye-Bye Hydros.
I work up on my zerg base, getting about 60 hydros, just real quick, for I wanted to end this BORING game.
I send it two hydros into my enemy's base to "Scare" him. I take out one sunken colony, which he was a huge line of, may I say--newbie?!
I take out his base with my hydros and scouts, and nothing to say about the other dude, he dropped. So me and my newbie allies won...oh joy...
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