"You don't have to be korean to beat your protoss, because you collapse under heavy metal like an old woman with a broken hip."
-Micro
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| Radiocative Battle On Sherwood, 2 vs 2 | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/20/99 12:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for HolyAnarchy{GK}: 5.8333 |  | The Teams: HolyAnarchy{GK} (I.E. Me) Terran, Middle Right
Pebbler: Zerg, Top Left
Versus
UpgradedKakaru: Zerg, Top Right
Sharox: Protoss, Bottom Middle
Pre-Game: I was in Nohunters, aand started advertising a 2vs2 and created under Holy/Holy. UpgradedKakaru, Pebbler, and Sharox join. After we fought over Kakaru, the teams were decided, and we begam.
The Pre Nuclear Age, AKA Early Game
After playing several modem games with my buddy (butt)monkey, I discovered the true power of nukes, and decided to go fast nukes with defense. Pebbler decided on hard lings to mutas, and we began our respective BO's. I was quickly scouted from a probe from sharox, and I knew that wasn't good. Oh well. I started on M&M's with rines in 2 bunkers and Pebbler sent me a lord for detection (i love zerg ally's). I glanced at pebbler's ling filled base, and saw 1/1 upgrades. WOW, that was fast. He scouted out Kakaru, who had about 24 hydras and a few sunkens. We stupidly decide to attack. I send 10 marines with 4 medic support and Pebbler sends 24 lings. As we colected out troops, I made 2 factorys and had about 2 tanks with siege mode defending, which saved me later. Our attacked only got about 12 hydras, and I saw them moving out. Counter attacking, I presume. Well, now I had scattered M&M's, 4 tanks, and 2 bunkers. Bam! echoed a hollow tank shot. Uh oh. In ran about 24 hydras, which i somehow killed off, losing all my troops except my scvs and a bunker. Then, about 8 goons ran in and started hammering my factorys. Pebbler came to the rescue with about 24 1/1 speed upgraded lings, and the goons only got my machine shop on 1 factory. And there was much rejoicing.
Now, I expanded to the low right position, making turrets along the cliff with a bunker and tank, while pebbler expanded to the mid left. I slapped up a fast starport and science facility annd got the covert ops. Fun time. I added on a Nuke Silo to my expansion CC while making a new cc at my expansion, and added on a nuke silo. I had about 8 ghosts, 6 tanks, and scattered M&M's when pebblers expansion was dropped by 2 reavers, an archon, and 2 high templar. Crapola chunks. I Couldn't help him n time, so i continued my build. Now i had a dropship, cloaing, and occular implants, when i hear "Nuclear Nuclear Missle Ready". Exellent. I load 2 ghosts up and sneak along the right side of the map and drop the ghosts on the raised ledge by the bases. I could make out a bunch of massed hydras, 2/2, 3 sunkens, and a hatchery. I cloak and double nuke. "Nuclear Nuclear Lauch Detected." I laugh and Ka-bOOOOM! Hydras, Sunkens and hatchery dead.
But, my happiness was short lived. I see massed green and blue at Pebblers main. a ton of reavers, zealots, and hydras rip through him, and they leave an extractor so he can watch the rest of the game.
"Nuclear Nuclear Missle Ready" Excellente. This time, i decide to focus on that mean old protoss. I drop in his base with a smile. "Nuclear Nuclear Launch Detected" One nuke hit however, and a zealot managed to kill my other ghost before the nuke was done. Oh well, a cannon, and a few troops dead, and severly damaged buildings.
Now, I am in trouble. I see a large blue blob over my exp. I swizzle and look. About 8 corsairs, with 4 shuttles containing god knows what. Damn. He d-webs my turrets (DAMN THAT SPELL! DAMN IT TO HELL!) and drops 2 reavers. a dark templar, a high templar, archons and zealots. My tank, buner with 4 marines and 4 vultures and a few mines are not enough to withstand the onslaught, and they fall. Luckily, i had made a new CC with silo at my expansion, and was getting a nuke. Well, now i was pissed, and the Nuclear missle ready echoed through my ears. Bwahahaha. I snuck up to Kakaru's base and found it expty of units. Oh well, i nuked his remaining buildings, a lair, sunkens and another hatchery with a den, and left the area. Now i know the end is near, as I see about 36 hydras, A ton of goons and zealots, with a few reavers and archins with a ton of sairs. He dweb some stuff, tanks and turrets, and attacked. Nuclear Missle Ready.
Now, this was the funniest part of the game. I cloaked my last ghost, and aimed for his mass troops. Nuclear launcgh detected. I could feel the eyes sweeping their bases for the nuke, which dot was burried in enemy troops. KA_BAM! About 30 hydras and a bunch of gons make a nice blue-red soup, as i give them a laugh. They finish off most of my base, and we ally.
Sorry I dont have more pics, I didn't think to take very many.
Quotes of the game:
"Bwahahahahaha!" Me, going nuke crzy in Kakaru's base.
"Fuck, not enough for hatchery!" Pebbler, after his exp was destroyed.
God, defensive nukes are funny shtuff. I only lost a few buildings, and they lost 50+ units combined. Well, here we are, the pics.
MARK, THIS REPORT IS A DAMN GOLDEN BENGALAAS GETTER, SO GIMME MY GOLDEN BENGALAAS! Lol.
HolyAnarchy{GK}, out.
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