Yes that's right folks, I'm back and this time in HTML! Isn't it exciting? Now lets just hope that this actually works or else I'll look even dumber than I already am! OK, lets get down to business. This game was a standard 2v2 on The Hunters (I know, I know! It's lame, but it's the only map available in public vanilla games). In the picture that should appear below you can see that the teams are me, [SM]Strega~F and zzazigi versus speedmf2hd and Dackness.

I received Zerg (chosen) and my partner received the mighty Protoss (random). We were up against speedmf2hd's Protoss lesbians and Dackness's Zerg fiends. I received the 6 o'clock position while my partner was at 11. Next to him at 12 was speedmf2hd while next to me at 4 o'clock was the mighty (yet rather impotent) Dackness.

I decided to run the risk of expanding early on and hoped that if I was attacked that my partner would help out. After placing a spawning pool on the mucussy lawn cover I set off with a drone and an overlord (building) to expand. I hit gold with my first scouting overlord as it ran anticlockwise to find Dackness. As I set up my hatchery at the expansion, my pool finished, so after a quick dip I created some lings and sent them to protect the giant pimple growing out of nowhere. My partner zzazigi had not been doing nothing this whole time though. He fought off a scary pylon that got warped in directly next to his nexus with his 2 zealots. That was a close one! Unfortunately I didn't get a screen shot as I'm rather new to reporting.

I created a hydra den at my main (after getting gas for a bit) and another hatchery at my expansion. Working on basic upgrades (armor and hydra attack range), I built up a force of 18 hydras and 24 zerglings. While this was happening my good old friend zzazigi had made some nice zealots and dragoons to go harass speedmf2hd with. Well OK, we might not be friends but we still played together this game! In the next picture you can see my HUGE army (d'oh!) while good ol' zzazigi was attacking the whimpering speedmf2hd. I really suck at taking GOOD screenshots!

Now while this might not have been the most spectacular game, it's still a starting point for me to work on my BR'ing skills. You may recall how I stated that Dackness was impotent. That is because he did not attack at all during the game (kinda like me up until a point) but still had a shitty army. When I walked into his base with my 18 hydras and 23 zerglings (one died whilst scouting) I was opposed by 2 sunkens, 10 hydras, 10 zerglings and 4 mutalisks(Estimates only). Taking these out with what I consider as a "Seek And Annoy" attack was very humiliating. After Dackness lost his expansion he left the game, leaving a 2 on 1 scenario for his partner speedmf2hd. A few seconds later zzazigi's final wave hit our final opponent, as seen below. This was enough (about 24 zealots and 12 dragoons) to force speedmf2hd into submission.

Well, that's it for now. I plan on receiving lots of criticism (hopefully constructful) but I hope on improving my html skills over time. Keep in mind that this is my FIRST html battle report all you raters!! I'll leave you with the score overview of the game. Zzazigi was the better player by far, so hats off to him/her/it.

This has been a [SM]Strega~F production