"This time I will attempt to fuck up another games' reputation."
- Some God
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| The Zerg of the Sickel Add-On | | | Author: | | | IP: | ip76.sasXXXX | | Date: | 09/21/00 07:09 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Silent~Death: 5.6957 |  | Hello, My name is Silent~Death but you probably know that by now. Being the unpopular name and Im gonna probably gonna get another 6 Ill be the first person to do this:
Please, Please, Please give me gold, I be begging of you!
But since thats not me and Im not gonna get gold I won't be happy and Im gonna do who the hell knows what. And by the way there will be no charming in this report cause Im not in the mood to kiss somebody's ass today. Do you understand Bob?
Hello are you a Zergie player? Cause I am and I'd like to present to you with the kickass Zerg of the Sickel Add-on.
I'll be doing the my not-so-famous but definitely deserves to be tried out in any game for a Zerg that likes cracklings is my Crackling build order. I will present it to you by beating this pathetic comp that blizzard makes that needs to have a new AI script.
Vital Stats!
Map: DustBowl you can check it out in my first report.
Silent~Death Green Zerg Chosen 12 o'clock start
Computer Teal Protoss Random 3 o'clock start
Being the chobo one of the family and the oldest, 13, and better than WLJ who also is 13 I decided to kick Comp ass. Because I am me and the Comp is gay. We have that cleared. My build order consists of 8 pool, 7 drone, 8 overlord, 9 drone, 12 gas, 14 lair, 15 zergling speed, 17 queens nest second hatch, 19 hive, and than get 2 evo chambers if you want and you should use one hatch to pump lings and one to pump drones or at least thats what I do.
I was doing my building order and I had around 18 zerglings when the comp decides to pay a visit. I opened the door and found some Zealot salesman and proceeded to kick some Zealot salesman ass. I had to micro so I couldn't take no pics. I targeted zealots but they were to frigging strong. My Adrenal glands was only halfway done! I kept pumping Zerglings and attacking and than when all else fails I make sunkens. When I was starting to lose Zerglings like me losing my fans I HAD to use my drones.
I managed to hold off that attack at the loss of my evo chamber and some drones and most of my zerglings. pretty cost worthy at my part, if I had used both hatcheries to make zerglings I could have held it off. Lucky me Adrenal Glands finished and so I sent a Zergling to scout and it found me a Toss comp. I was than blasted by a dragoon and a cannon. Don't you just hate Comps that turtle?I don't have a pic of my base after the attack.
Being me and not You whoever is reading this fantabulistic report hehe Remember one thing and one thing only:
I am Silent~Death! No No not YourRoleModel, Silent~Death!
Damn it people Silent~Death!!!!!
K now that we got that over with and you people finally realize I'm not YourRoleModel I'm just a humble everyday person that could get owned by the newbiest of newbs, except comps cause compared to comps I be Xd'sGrrr....
I sent about 24 1/0 cracklings at the comp and caught a zealot and 3 dragoons on the way there and when I actually got there I had to face 4 zealots with 2 cannons firing behind them. Well my Cracklings managed to take out the 4 zealots with the greatest of ease and died to what I think was storm and a cannon.
I than continued teching and added a Zerg overmind to my lineup and It let me build the special buildings. When that finished I added a Zerg Queen's of Blades nest and a Zerg rejuvinator. A zerg rejuvinator lets a Zerg heal up extremely fast.Here I present the buildings.The hatchery is a detector! That makes DT and lurker drops kinda pointless and useless since they can be detected.
I sent another 24 Cracklings to the comp and had to fight another 5 zealots and 3 cannons this time. I made a Zerg Swarm, A Zerg Swarm is like an arbiter. It cloaks things and does whatever a real Dark Swarm does. Zerg Swarm rocks. A pic of that attack 
Finally my Zerg Swarm has finished and I continue to macro like I was kissing Mark4's ass and hes trying to get his ass removed which has nothing to do with macroing but I felt like typing something and procrastinate a little bit more. 
I than prepare a major assault by sending some lings to scout and expanding to the 9 o'clock spot at the same time. A crackling dies at one of the middle expansions and I couldn't get through to the 6 o'clock main. I send my Zerg Swarm first cause it be slow and than my lings. I cover a Templar and my lings go for the legs and complain about how Templar legs taste so they go for the breast but wait, Templars has no boobs! so they just kill it and leave it on the ground complaining about why it has no boobs.
I than go and try to take over the protoss main! but there are only a few things standing in my way, mainly cannons, zealots, dragoons, and the fearful nexus. I easily destroyed that with help from the Zerg Swarm. I than went and kicked protoss expansion ass. My lings and Zerg Swarm died so I had to make another Zerg Swarm and constantly pumping lings out of 4 hatcheries. I sent all my drones to my expansion long ago cause my main went dry but I was too lazy to notice until it said not enough minerals mine more minerals. I sent a newly built Zerg Swarm and hotkeyed it at 1. I proceeded to kick some ass and smoke some grass. I had to kill some Dragoons on the way.
Being the coolest person of all at BR.Com I decided to post a minimap update:
I than finally all my zerglings and about 2 dark swarms to attack the comp. I had about 60+ in all. I easily took out the cannons and soon the nexus was gone down too.
I manage to kill the comp at the expense of my tolerance cause Im here typing and getting pissed off cause I have to keep typing align and alt and uploading shit. And now I present to you the end game minimap:
And being rightfully pissed off I give you the units that could be made in the Zerg conversion and than the scores after that.
And here the scores:
Lessons Learned
-I managed to wrap my text
-This deserves gold
-Im 13 years old and better than WLJ
-There is nothing else
Well that wraps it up for my conversion series. I hope you had enjoyed this conversion. To go to the site that has the conversion in it you should go here Thank you for your time folks. I open a new window and I go preview and I notice I can not download my pics! This is what I have to say:kjahdsfkluaskdfunaskldfuvkajdshfkasudfkavsdufliacsudfliasudlfiuadslnfjasdlikfusalekufliasduflaisd GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
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