Thoughts..a 2v2

Me and Hephisto vs (DL)Kyle and Dyke
Me-Zerg-8
Hephisto-Zerg-4
Kyle-Protoss-6
Dyke-Protoss-2
I started with lord,hatch,pool,hatch,gas,hatch,den. I was going to go hydras and lings.
Heph went gas on 7.
My thought, 'Damn. He better know what he’s doing. I don't want to lose...my records 101-100...'
I called him a newbie (I think that was bad on my part). He said "Don't worry I know what I'm doing."
His thoughts, 'Punk. Thinks he’s so good. I'll show him...'
Ok then. He proceeded to make two hatcheries at the northern edge of his base, and started pumping lings. At this time I don't know what our enemies are making.

Soon my ally had about 30 lings. He attacked Dyke. At this point I thought, 'Guess he’s hacking. He went straight to Dyke, no scouting or anything!'
He mowed Dyke down and after calling Heph a hacker, Dyke was gone.
Me, ' Heph the Hacker. Funny name.'
Dyke, ' Holy shit! Damn, I knew should've made some units. If only this stupid hack detector would work!'
I told Hephisto, "Hey I guess you know what your doing!"
Me, 'Damn. I shouldn't have called him newbie."
Hephisto, 'Hehe. he shouldn't have called me newbie. I'll show him..."
Kyle, ' Guess I lost...'
Kyle said, "Well guys, guess I lost."
Hephisto expanded once to middle right, and was pumping hydralisks like no tomorrow. I was pumping lings and hydras.
Hephisto , 'Bitch Archon6. I'll teach him not to mess with me!'
Hephisto said , "Let's get him."
Me, "Ok."

Hephisto gathered half of his hydra, and attacked. I got some lings and attacked.
ZAP! ZAP! DTS and no ovies.
Hephisto , 'Damn! Why's he gotta make it harder on himself?'
Me, 'Good thing I have overlord speed. We'll get him next time. Damn, Hephisto really is freaking me out...Weird...'
Hephisto, ' Hehe...now that I'm in control, I'll have a little fun...'
Hephisto gathered all his troops, and sent them to the entrance of Kyle's base.
Kyle , 'Man, what's taking them so long?'
I decided to scout, and ran a zergling to Kyle's base. Splat Splat, QING!
Well well, Hephisto's hydralisks killed my zergling.
Hephisto ,'Punk...'
Me, 'Punk...'
I was pretty positive that Hephisto was gonna backstab me. So I decided to find out.
"Hephisto, are you backstabbing me?" (BTW, Hephisto had ALOT more units than I did. "
"No Archon6. If you don't want to die, you'll have to kill him. To see if your worthy of my alliance. "
Hephisto, 'Hehe. That'd show him...'
Me, 'DAMN! PUNK! I need to find a way to beat him..'
Anyways, I attacked and attacked, and soon was killing Kyle's base when..
"BACK OFF ARCHON6." Looks like Hephisto was being gay. "It's too soon. Let him rebuild..."
So I did. But I started making crackings because Hephisto was getting on my nerve. I also made some defilers(HINT HINT)
Kyle 'Hehe! Looks like Archon might get it too...'
Hephisto, 'I'll kill Kyle. Archon is too slow.'
Hephisto got all of his 39847923 hydralisks, and attacked.
Hephisto, 'I hope Archon doesn't attack me...Ooh, I feel so vulnerable!'
Me. 'Not yet. I’ll try to ally with him if I can...I'm too weak right now anyways...'
Kyle, 'Now's the time for Archon to backstab.'
Kyle, "Archon! Now its your chance to backstab!'
Me,"I'm not going to backstab my ally."
My thoughts, 'He'll recreate his units in no time...'
Soon...Kyle was gone.
Me,'Now's the moment of truth...'

I allied. But Hephisto didn’t...
Me, "Your not gonna ally are you?"
Heph, "Nope."
Me, "...fine. Kill me..."
Me, 'I hope this works...'
I got my lings in my right hand, defilers in my left, and dark swarmed and attacked like no tomorrow.
Hephisto, 'OMFG! No~! What IS that cloud thing?'
Me, 'ITS WORKING YES!'
Indeed, soon Hephisto's hydra army was nothing but a big bloody lake, and I proceeded to raze his base.
Hephisto, 'Damn. I need to learn to do the cloudy thing. I should be nice to him now..'
Me, 'Punk...'
Hephisto, "Damn. I need to learn the cloudy thing. Hehe."
Me, "Whatever..."
I killed him, and he actually said I deserved the win.
Hephisto, 'Next time...'


Next time...