"stop living"-
DisgruntledApe
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| BR and STUFF | | | Author: | | | IP: | ACAB5935XXXX | | Date: | 08/23/00 03:08 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 3, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for archon6: 5.0000 |  | Ok I'm playing a game and then a sunken colony is inside a nexus. Woopdee doo. How do you do that?
MY BATTLEREPORT
This battlereport is a game I played I'm just writing it because I don't want my report to just be that retarded question.
2v2 on Lost Temple
I was Terran at 6, my ally was Terran at 3, my opponents were at the other sides, both Toss. I don't remember their names.
I went infantry. Build order of barrack (8), depot (9), depot (11 or so), 2 barracks (11)
My ally went barrack (8), depot (10), then another two barracks(10). We both walled in. After scouting with an SCV, we saw that opponent 1, at 12:00, was going Zealots. He just started a forge and had two gateways. So we decided to double rush him. After pumping about 10 marines, I started gas,and was teching to medics and firebats. My ally made about 4 marines, and then teched to medics and bats. We attacked and were greeted by about 5 zealots at the ramp. Luckily, our opponent didn't micro very well, and my ally lured the zealots down the ramp while I blasted them away.
Kill Ratio:
My ally : 1
Me : 4
Opponent 1 : 3
So now we raided his defenseless base, but using his probes and 2 new zealots, he just barely made it alive.
By then I finished an academy and started a comsat station and a bunker. We still weren't sure what opponent 2 was doing. My ally was pumping mass bats, but still didn't make a damn comsat. After my comsat was done, I comsated opponent 2, to find templar archive, and some DTs walking out. I was screwed. My comsat was out of energy, and I quickly started an engineering bay. When my bay was at 250, my ally attacked. Two cannons at the ramp left opponent 1 untouched.
I told my ally to start a comsat, which he did, and then prayed the DTs wouldn't come before at least I started a turret. Too BAD! @$#! Zap zap. My comsat was at about 38 and he was killing my infantry. He first wasted my infantry for some reason, as I floated up my priceless Engineering Bay. Then he went for my comsat. As luck would have it, right when my energy was at 49, it blew up. I started about two turrets that he never saw as he sliced my SCVs. After he was done with my SCVs and my refinery, his DTs went to my depots, but my turrets were in range and I quickly stimmed my units to finish the DTs up. When I was done, I saw some brown things at my allies base. Somehow opponent 1 made enough units two kill TWO of my allys! Opponent 2 attacked with a force of 6 zealots, and 2 goons. My ally had about 2 marines, 2 bats, and a medic after that retarded attack he didn't retreat from.
He left.
I left.
GG.
Sucked didn't it?
Oh well...
Wonder what score I'll get?
Maybe this will increase the score...
Protoss Story Fanfic
OK. There is this protoss rapper called Do Aiur. He was a DT. One day he was rapping in a concert about how the Terran suck, how their tanks are too cheap, how he raped a medic, etc. Then suddenly his concert was stopped my General DUKE. BOOM! Uhoh. Duke didn't like how Do Aiur made fun of his race. Duke was blasting everyone off with his tank and Do Aiur didn't like that. So Do Aiur cloaked, then sliced Duke's *GASP*. Everybody cheered. The concert continued.
After the concert, and the groupies, and the club, he went to sleep in his van. But then his van crashed into a tree, and he was stranded in the middle of the road. It was night. Only Do survived. He checked to see what made the van crashed. He saw that a vulture was sitting there. He cursed, blew the bike up, and then called his friend. However the phone didn't work. Then he eard a voice.
"I shall defeat you."
It was Bony, his rival. Bony was another Dark Templar rapper, and they are rivals.
"I shall defeat you rival!"
They fought kungfu. Blastemify! After they got too close together, they MERGED! AH! RIVALS MERGED! AH! WHAT WILL HAPPEN? I'll TELL you what happened. First they went around mindcontrolling animals for riding them to the town. Then they fooled around. Soon it was morning. They wanted to split apart. So they went to the scientist who lives in the canyon for a way to split up. The scientist said, "Puhaha! Inorder to do so, you must,"
2bContinued maybe if neone cares about this shit. |
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