I hope these silly tables work and don't mess the site up..Anyway welcome to: The suck contest of DOOM (aka willwinforfood vs. Holy3456) Game 1 This game was played on some map that has slipped my mind at the moment. It was double the money but it had I think 7 mineral crystals. I would hate to be playing on the real version of this map. Anyway Holy and I both went random and I was stuck with Terran, fun. Hmm. I'll try a quick vulture drop and work from there. My build went along the lines of depot, rax, gas, fact, fact, depot, port. As I was building my first factory a zealot charged into my base..or as fast as he could without the speed upgrade. At this time I began cursing because I only had a marine. I began a bunker by my command center as my marine ran around like a fairy trying to distract the zealot. I was also pumping marines from my one rax..okay fine you cant pump marines with only one barracks but I was building them. Luckily when Holy allied and gave vision to SCV~007 who was obsing the game he allied with me as well so the zealot stopped after killing a marine. My marines bravely fought off the frozen zealot who was in fear of my marine running around like a fairy. 2 more zealots ran into my base but I repaired my bunker and fought off that eeh … 2 zealot rush. I continued with my build order and dropped 4 vultures on Holy's peon line and placed some spider mines. Right about now SCV~007 was rolling on the floor laughing as I was shocked that the drop actually worked. Holy said gg and SCV~007 began laughing once again. Whoo hoo! 1-0 me. Game 2 A few days after this game we had a thunderstorm and my phone line did not work when my computer was on. It was a week after this (and my phone still was not working) I decided to use my brothers computer. The bad part wasn't that it was my brothers. It was that it had a 28.8 modem with AOL. (screams heard in the background). This piece of crap could barely run Starcraft. I joined clan ~nohunters and after awhile Holy wanted a game. I said he could kick my ass if he wanted to. So here is game 2 of the suck contest. The map was fading realm. A pretty cool map, I haven't played it enough to know really what the hell I'm doing but I knew the starting spots (yes I knew BOTH of them! I rock!) so I didn't think it was that bad. Once again Holy and I both went random..DAMMIT TERRAN AGAIN!! I still don't know what I did to piss God off but whatever. I decided to go for my same vulture drop and hoped Holy would ally with me again. As I was getting my barracks a probe bravely went into my base. Holy must have left his drunk zealots in rehab or he didn't have any. Well it didn't matter it was once again tvp. God really doesn't like me. :) So I dropped my 4 vultures on his peon line again and killed most of them. Alright things are looking good. I began taking free hits at his base and thought I might win again. That's when a bunch of goons came in and I also heard the slash of a dark templar. $%^&&* I had an ebay this time but I couldn't get any SCVs to a spot where it could build a needed turret. My ebay was destroyed but I did manage to place some mines in my base. I also began building a new ebay. As I watched the cloaked attackers destroy my base I heard a "unngh" ..now on this computer it sounded more like my parents were getting it on but then I remembered my dad was away. Several seconds later I saw a white blob on my screen..I guess I got a dt..(yes his pc is so bad it can't even display the dts dying effect right). Then I heard a "j-j-j-jobs done" and hit space..i saw an ebay building and then about 5 seconds later it finished..I really need to get this phone line fixed. More mines were placed and I began rebuilding..I also noticed I was contained by 4 goons. Now this battle is getting a little sad so I'll try and spice it up..*ahem* "As the brave Terrans began rebuilding their destroyed base another wave of Protoss attackers came swarming into the base. Mines began setting off, shattering the Dragoon's shell and killing the injured zealot within the Dragoon. Siege tanks were placed in the back and front lines as there cannons set ablaze more Protoss attackers. Many men of the Terran army were lost but the Protoss were fought off once more. But wait, the surviving Terrans have turned on there brethern and are destroying there base. Another wave of Protoss begins attacking also adding to the chaos of the battle, could these few Terran have been allied with the Protoss all along!?" Okay fine, I was getting my ass kicked and Holy didn't have detection, there was blue goon soup everywhere and then I thought it would be funny to destroy my base since I knew I already lost. I began kicking the crap out of myself and then Holy attacked again but I killed my last two buildings before he could get to them. Gwhaha. And so the suck contest is now 1-1. Game 3 will be played if I ever get my phone line fixed. I am never playing a game of Starcraft on that piece of crap pc again. Lessons learned: willwinforfood > willwinforfood the same strat doesn't work on the same person twice in a row if they have half a brain all > bell atlantic Holy and I are the worst players in nohunters Note: I didn't take any pictures because I thought SCV~007 would br these games but he decided not to so I wrote these from what I remembered in the games. Sorry all. -willwinforfood