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Clash of the Newbies: Wangsonn and Wookie@War
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Author:Vegita of Pooh
IP:host69-1XXXX
Date: 08/15/00 03:08
Game Type: Starcraft
Labels:Image Heavy(1), Starcraft(1), Problem: Broken Images(1)
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note: the people listed here are gayoh, and did I mention that this is a gay map?
Welcome, weirdo's and nut cases, to my next battlereport production. This game takes place between a certain player named Wangsonn (boo!!!!) and another dude named Wookie@War (who will just be called Wookie from now on). I'm not going to bore you with all my foolish shenanigans so I'll get right into the frickin battlereport.
The map that this hellish battle was about to take place on was none other than Fading Realm. Wangsonn starts out as Brown (poop color) Protoss in the North West position. While Wookie starts out as Yellow (pee color) Zerg in the South East position. Both players randomed if I remember correctly (not that I actually do remember anything correctly ever).

And now some neato little gifs for no appearent reason:

Anyways....

As for starting build orders: Wangsonn did the usual Dual Gateway build blah blah blah. Wookie goes for a quick Spawning pool, then a Hatchery at his far Ramp. Although the builds are quite obvious I'll provide all you with a pretty little picture too (spoiled brats!):
As you can see from the pic above Wookie had already scouted Wangsonn with his Overlord, so it was Wangsonn's turn to scout and in doing, he picked out the bravest looking Probe out of his mineral line and ordered him to run around like a monkey with his head chopped off in the Zerg base. However, the probe never got that far, for he came upon Wookie's early Hatchery that he was morphing in at his Ramp. Seeing this Wangsonn sent in his first Zealot to see if he could do a little bit of damage. This zealot was only able to do about 100hp's worth of damage before it was scared off by some Zerglings and Drones. It ran a little ways back to Wangsonn's base before it met up with two of his buddies, Fred and George.
They then proceded to attack Wookie's base again. Their combined power, however, wasn't enough for when they got back to the Zerg hatchery, it had already morphed and several Zerglings were waiting for them. And with the help of the ramp and their position, Wookie's Lings were able to fend off Wangsonn's Zealots. bah, gay!
After this brief skirmish, both players continue to build up. Wookie takes an expansion and Morphs a Hydra Den and a Lair, while Wangsonn puts down another Gateway, a Cybernetics core, a Forge, and a Citiden, then after some time, he eventually expands. Wangsonn is building up a large force by now consisting of mainly Zealots and Dragoons, but he puts in some High Temps once his Templar Archives is done.
Once he gets a good sized force he sets out to attack Wookie. He is, however, met with a large number of Wookie's Hydra's once he reaches the middle of the map. They both fight it out with Wangsonn just barely coming out victorious thanks to his Gay storming techniques.
psi storm, at it's best.
Well as you can see, Wangsonn isn't exactly the best with Psi Storm, ^_^. He did manage to win the little battle using it but he also managed to lose a lot of units using it. Anyways, after this battle both players started massing large quantities of units. Wookie expanded again and built a crap load of Hatcheries all around his bases, and also teched to Spire and Hive. Wangsonn had been building Gateways almost non-stop and had a lot, as well as a lot of tech and eventually another expansion in the mid east spot. Both players started massing huge amount of units in the middle. It stayed like this for a while, both players adding more and more units to their big army in the middle but not attacking just yet. Wookie figured it would be a good idea and Dropped a control group of Hydra's behind Wangsonn's base. These Hydra's managed to do some damage to the buildings but since the base had already been mined out, Wangsonn didn't lose any resources.
With lots of stuff happening all over the map I decided I'd put it all together in a big ol' image so you can see what's going on:
Whew! this pic took a while to make
After some "clever" use of Psi Storm from Wangsonn (note the use of "Clever"), managing to kill several of Wookie's units that were straying to close to the Protoss forces, the huge battle finally started. Wangsonn ordered all of his forces to attack Wookie's massed forces less than 2 screens away.
big ass battle (that's right, they're fighting with their asses!)
Again, Wangsonn storms himself a couple of times and just barely ends up winning the battle. After Wookie's forces are defeated, Wangsonn sends his remaning forces towards Wookie's Middle-West expansion, and manages to almost destroy it, but is fought off by newly built Hydra's.
This doesn't faze Wangsonn as his production and income is now much greater than that of Wookie's and soon has another huge army of Goons and HT's. He targets the same expansion and manages to destory it.
dead...
Wangsonn's forces are eventually fought off after they attempt to advance on another of Wookie's expansions. However, Wangsonn easily replaces these forces with his 6+ Gateways pumping units and soon has another force putting pressure on Wookie. With this attack, though, Wangsonn is able to finish off Wookie once and for all.

gg wang, you actually won, it must have been a meracle or something.And the winner is..... HOLY SHIT

lessons learned! yo. Not like we really care ^_^

- Wang storms himself a lot.
- Storm still owns Zerg though.
- Umm... I forgot to use L33T w0rdZ, $orRy. n0w I'm K3wl!

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