Zalbag

I received teal at the 3 o'clock postion of the completely tourist filled Lost Temple. KoD made a comment that gave away his race. He said "If you are zerg im gonna shoot myself". I scouted the 12 o'clock position with my OL in search of KoD but to no avail. Since KoD pretty much told me his race i decided i needed an early exp. to out resource him early. My build order was 8 OL, 11 hatch(at nat.), 13 pool, 15 hatch(below ramp). As any good toss player would do KoD scouted and found me with a probe. i was expecting a zeal rush so i quickly hatched as many lings that my larvae would provide. Which was 6 lings. KoD indeed rushed me with 1 zeal and a probe before my lings hatched, when my lings broke out they quickly targeted the enemy. KoD by now had 3 zeals to my 5 lings and I was morphing in a sunken(1 damaged zeal, 2 healthy). When he saw my exp. defense he quickly ran his zeals up my ramp into my naked main. My response was somewhat... of an uncontollable rage. As i ordered my lings to attack the zeals, I began morphing as many lings again as my hatches provided (i had drones at my nat. mining so this wasnt a problem for my economy). But what was a problem for my economy was KoD's zeals poppin my drones. I hastely commanded them to flee and brought my mass of lings to deal with this unfortunate masacre. I lost a few lings but it was quite worth it. I quickly slapped down another hatch in my main and got gas at both bases. I also added another sunk at my exp. and blocked my ramp with some lings. I then scouted with 2 lings, one to the south and one west. The ling that went south had a gay 'ol time, but the other ling ran smack into KoD's expansion. I couldn't even tell what happened to Larry Ling because I had been gettin a hydra den, hive, and ling speed. This upset me, KoD has the same mineral intake as me. So I expand to my mineral only. Then before the hatch completed... came a bitch slap right into my nuts! MASS, and i mean MASS zealots push into my nat. and quickly dispose of the sunks and lings. By now im frantic, pumpin lings and hydras from 4 hatches. Then come KoD's secret op's. The most noble high templar. Thats when one question popped into my mind. WTF AM I DOIN?!?! The reason behind the question is, what have i been doin to let him overpower me so. Well the answer is simple, i was massing drones at my bases with little defense. Well needless to say my nat. didnt have a chance. KoD's forces didnt stop either, zeals and temp just kept on pushin in. But KoD is not with out mercy, like the 2 games before we played(and beat me both times) he showed me his bases. I just sat there gazing at his main... Thats when i saw 7, seven gates. he only had one exp. also. Then i offered a GG to him. BUT WAIT! What about my exp. at my mineral only??? Well shortly after my Main's destruction, KoD found it with a lone zeal. i killed it off with my 5 drones but do you think 5 drones can hold off 50 zeals and psionic storm? WELL I DID! But i was very mistaken apparently as his zeals buttraped my last hope. Once again I received a spakin from a better player.

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Lessons Learned

• My zerg skillz suck, even with the advantage on LT.
• KoD is a good player and very cool.
• I'm new to html so if i have some mistakes, thats why.
• I should have taken pics :(.
• There have been too many great BR's comin out so this really looks like crap.
• I won't get a great score b/c no pics or anime chicks.

  Thanks for reading.
  Zalbag