Dref randoms to Terran, gets the 7:30 spot, and goes depot on 8, then gas on 10, 11 barracks, factory on 13, starports on 15 and 16, factory on 19, and obviously goes for wraiths, dropships, and goliaths.

Chinks chooses Protoss, warping in at the 1:30 start, and gets a pylon on 7, gas on 9, 11 gateway, cybernetics core on 13, robotics facility on 17, and goes for lots of drops, his unit of choice being dragoons.

Marie chooses Zerg, morphs at 4:30, and starts an overlord and an extractor (gas) on 9, spawning pool on 12, hatchery and lair upgrade on 13, spire on 16, and eventually gets both air and drops, as well as a hive.

Galen chooses Protoss, finding himself in the 10:30 start, and gets a pylon on 7, then gas on 8, starts a gateway on 10, pylon on 14, cybernetics core on 15, and a pylon on 17. He eventually starts 2 starports and cranks corsairs out of them.

The first real troop movement/battle happens off of Marie's coast, where Dref gathers 4 wraiths equipped with cloaking devices in preparation for a drop by Chinks. Galen also starts patrolling 6 corsairs around the map, with a mission to find and kill anything in the skies that bears red or white. They find Dref's wraiths, but Dref has them spread out and only one wraith is damaged by the 6 corsairs. After a little bit, Dref cloaks the attacked wraith, and Galen moves his corsairs off somewhere else because he had no sort of detection in the area.

After that, Chinks proclaims that he is moving three shuttles loaded with dragoons (shittles was the quote he made) out to the tip of Marie's island. Dref backs this drop up with his 4 wraiths mentioned in the earlier paragraph. Marie deals with this attack with some freshly hatched mutalisks, but they live short lives from the dragoon fire and missiles flying around. Galen flies his corsairs in and they make short work of the wraiths, then try to find the shuttles, but are unable to. There are still 5 dragoons harassing Marie and her mutalisks. The mutalisks die, but leave only 2 dragoons alive. Chinks marches these goons out behind Marie's drone lines and take a few potshots on Marie's drones, killing a few before some more mutalisks hatch and murder the intruders.

During the above battle, Dref floats a command center to the 6:00 expansion, and it is contested first by Galen and his corsairs, then by Marie's mutalisks. After Marie kills the SCVs working on missile turrets, Dref asks Chinks for help. Chinks shuttles 4 dragoons down to Dref's expansion, while Dref airlifts and drops his own troops, those being 4 goliaths. Dref's goliaths are more than enough to end the threat and his expansion. During this Galen expands to the 9:00 island. 

Chinks now expands to the 3:00 island, with Galen's corsair posse flying overhead. Marie sees this and sends a few mutalisks over to help take down the expansion. Chinks, deciding he can't defend it, cancels the nexus warp. So, after Marie destroys Chinks' pylon, she takes the expansion. Chinks then starts looking at the 3:00 center expansion as a nice new source of income. Marie contests this by dropping 8 speedlings at the expansion. Chinksand his 4 dragoons there defend the attack with ease, as he loses only one dragoon from this raid. During this Galen expands again to 9:00.

After that long, hard battle, Marie and Galen decide to harry anything they can find for a little bit. They find a dragoon and some idle probes within the attack range of a photon cannon. So they quit and Galen decides to drop a few zealots at Dref's freshly taken 6:00 center expansion. Dref then moves 2 valkyries and 4 goliaths to combat this drop. Also, Chinks has about 8 dragoons on the north side of the island. The valkyries chase off the shuttle... right into Galen's carriers and corsairs with gaywebs. The dragoons kill the carriers, despite webs constantly thrown down by Galen. Also, Dref's 1/1 (sorry for not using pic there) goliaths were enough to overtake the zealots.

After this, Marie attacks Chinks with 3 guardians, 2 devourers, and 1 mutalisk. Chinks' 5  dragoons on defense rape this until Galen comes in with his corsair posse and starts making awfully placed disruption webs. Then it becomes a little tougher for Chinks to defend, but he still wins this battle with ease.

After a long wait, which includes me pausing the game to move some 97 screenshots, Marie restarts attacking Chinks, this time killing helpless mining probes with guardians at the bottom part of Chinks' 3:00 center expansion. Chinks, without any probes mining at the attacked area, then ask for Dref to help him out with a few valkyries, as Marie never brought along any mutalisks or devourers. Dref kills the guardians within seconds of the valkyries arrival, but Galen runs his corsair posse in to combat the valkyries. Galen and his many corsairs overpower the valkyries and Dref's valkyries are forced to retreat into dragoon support from Chinks, where Galen's corsairs get scared at the sight of something they can't hit and run off somewhere. 

At about the end of that battle, Dref drops 16 goliaths at the southern tip of Galen's main. The goliaths destroy the cannons, then start on the structures there. At around this time, Marie drops about 18 cracklings at Chinks' 3:00 center expansion, which was actually a little pointless because Galen had 6 carriers cleaning up the rest of Chinks' expansion. After losing his nexus, Chinks notifies Dref of his resource situation, which enough money in the bank but no probes mining. Galen, finished with Chinks' expansion, flyes his big gay blimps over to Dref's 9:00 spot to do battle with goliaths there. Keep in mind that Dref's goliaths are still at Galen's main and are dismantling it uncontested. Dref combats the homosexual carriers with cloak wraiths and ComSat scans to find observers, then strategically attacking carriers  and corsairs that are out of range observer sight range. But pretty soon, an observer spots the wraiths while they are killing a few corsairs, and the corsairs crumple the wraiths into a small ball of paper. After this, Dref has something to say:

Drefsab: SAIRS ARE SO FUCKING GAY

After Galen thoroughly rapes Dref's expansion with his 6 carriers, he then quickly moves to Dref's main. Dref succeeded in destroying Galen's main, but has no way of ferrying his goliaths off of that island. So Dref is stuck with moving a few buidings over some goliaths he has at his main island in order to stay in the game, although he destroys one carrier during this battle. So with Dref out of the way, Galen moves his fleet of homosexuals to Chinks' main base and finds a few templar and dragoons there on the route he took. Galen then swings his fleet around to Chinks' back side. Marie distracts Galen's movement with an 8 crackling drop that fails to do much. After that drop, Galen attacks with the fleet, and gets stormed and retreats. Galen does this until every templar is out of energy, while laying waste to a forge, templar archives, and a citadel of adun, although losing 2 carriers before he is able to run free. And to truly do Chinks in, Marie drops another 8 cracklings which end up killing the rest of Chinks' dragoons. After Dref sees this he says:

Drefsab: SAIRS ARE GAY AS FUCKING HELL

After Dref says that Chinks and Dref concede with GG's.

-Sairs are gay, but if Chinks had made a few corsairs along with his shuttles and dragoons, the ending might have been different.
-If Dref had made a few tanks to back up his goliaths, it most likely would have changed the outcome also.
-Battle reporting 2v2 games are tougher than reporting 1v1 games.

Now give me plenty of ratings/flame/comments.

BW-sux