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| 2v2: Digging out of the Avalanche | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/08/99 01:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 7, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Jinxy: 6.5000 |   | This is my first attempt at a Battle Report, so go easy
on me! ^_^ -Jinxy
BEGIN TRANSMISSION...
News flash!
June 06, 1999. 0230 Mountain time.
The Theatre: Avalanche (6 player map)
The Teams:
The Terran/Zerg alliance:
1.) HighTemplisk "King of disconnecting (by accident)"
Blue, Terran, Bottom right.
2.) -CD-Wendi "I WILL NEVER DIE HAHAHA"
Purple, Zerg, Bottom middle.
The Protoss connection:
3.) Twip "..."
Green, Protoss, Top middle.
4.) limping "I killed 319!"
Teal, Protoss, Bottom left.
The Observers:
5.) Phuckin-Rhetard "Terran sucks!"
Brown, Terran, Top right.
6.) Jinxy "I'm just watchin'"
Red, Terran, Top right.
NOTE: I only mention upgrades when they occur. If you don't hear about them, assume
the units are 0/0/0.
...and they're off! Everyone starts off building the basics, then faster than you can say
"Battle.net sucks!" Battle.net decides it better disconnect HighTemplisk to make this
game interesting. Phuckin-Rhetard, originally an observer like myself, decides to play and
allies with -CD-Wendi, since HighTemplisk was dropped.
Phuckin has lost about 4 or 5 minutes of precious building time, and proceeds to get the
basics up. Barracks, Refinery, Bunker, Supply Depots. Phuckin, who's obviously out there
to try and kick Twip's butt, tells Wendi to "get Guardians and go [expletive] up Twip!"
Twip scouts out Phuckin's base with a lone Dragoon. After a short discussion with
a Bunker, ("Die you stupid Goon!" - Phuckin) the Dragoon is off to a better place, and Twip
decides that a Reaver Drop is feasible.
As luck would have it, Phuckin received the honor of getting attacked first. With most players
setting up defense in fear of a drop or airstrike, Twip risks it and goes straight for the infamous
Protoss Reaver Drop. Phuckin sees the Shuttle coming and yells "Bastard [expletive] child of the
Devil!", but the Shuttle kept on course anyway.
The Reaver Drop does some damage, but not enough to really hurt Phuckin. During the
skirmish, the Reaver, a Dragoon, and 5 unlucky Marines all bite the dust simultaneously. It was
pretty neat to watch.
After the Reaver Drop, Twip catches Phuckin's Factory and Machine Shop on the cliff above his
[Twip's] base, and proceeds to raze it to the ground. Phuckin 'calmly' decides that the
planned Siege on Twip's main will have to be delayed for awhile.
With the Siege threat eliminated, Twip decides to drop another Reaver - but this time it's in
Phuckin's SCV line. Phuckin sees the Shuttle coming and pulls most of the SCVs out of harm's way.
Believe it or not, 5 Marines took out that Reaver, much to Twip's dismay. ("Bullshit!" - Twip)
After all that harassment, it was time for revenge. -CD-Wendi got 5 Mutalisks and attacked
Twip's main, much to Phuckin's delight. ("Watch your Reavers hit those Mutas!" - Phuckin)
While Twip's main was being ransacked by -CD-Wendi's Mutalisks, Twip sent a Shuttle to take over
the top left base, which was where I [Jinxy] started.
In an attempt to save Twip's main, limping threw some Dragoons at -CD-Wendi's Mutalisks.
A few Dragoons went to join their friend who scouted Phuckin earlier, but limping managed to kill off all
the Mutalisks. At last some success for limping, who's Reaver drop on -CD-Wendi's base failed just a
few minutes ago. It was time to rebuild the Nexus and get some Photon Cannons up. While Twip
was rebuilding, -CD-Wendi came back, but limping held off 4 Mutalisks with 3 Dragoons.
Expansions began cropping up on the map now. limping expanded at the center left.
-CD-Wendi took over HighTemplisk's old base, but had to clean up the mess of
neutral SCVs that were still there. Phuckin' flew a Command Center to the center bottom expansion.
While the expansions were underway, limping throws another Reaver at Phuckin's SCV line. Phuckin
manages to run most of the SCVs away again, and a few Seige Tanks manage to eliminate the Reaver.
However, limping also threw a Dark Templar into the mix, and Phuckin lost a Tank and a few SCVs
as -CD-Wendi was moving an Overlord into position so that Phuckin's Marines could have
a few choice words with the Dark Templar.
With Twip's main still rebuilding, -CD-Wendi prepared a 16 Zergling (upgrades were: 0/1) drop for limping's main,
and it was finally done. 2 Overlords were sent to the south of limping's base, and they unloaded their gifts there.
Only minor damage was caused since the Zerglings ran into a Reaver and a Dark Templar. The Dark Templar
was killed.
-CD-Wendi also threw a Zergling drop (upgrades were: 1/1) at Twip's main, which caused
considerable damage to Twip's already crippled main. limping advises Twip to get some Photon Cannons up
and running. However, before that could be done, -CD-Wendi managed to raze a Forge, Templar Archives,
Robotics Support Bay, Nexus, and some Pylons. -CD-Wendi put the pressure on limping's main again as well,
but a few well-placed Psionic Storms and a few Corsairs (upgrades were: 0/0/1) stopped the minor Mutalisk
invasion.
Back at Twip's main, Twip tries to salvage the 2 remaining Robotics Facilities that -CD-Wendi's
Zergling's didn't destroy, thanks to a Reaver. Twip also starts rebuilding his Nexus at his main for
the 3rd time. -CD-Wendi continues with small Mutalisk attacks, but the Protoss Connection is on
to her tactics. Corsairs start wreaking havoc all over the map.
Now it was Phuckin's turn to go on the offensive. He was preparing a massive drop of Siege Tanks,
Marines and Medics, and was planning to give his friend Twip a rude awakening. On his way to Twip's
main, Phuckin discovers limping is expanding at the center top. A short stop here razes the fledgling
expansion to the ground - but limping discovers Phuckin's center bottom expansion with 3 Corsairs
at the same time.
Twip decides that Phuckin doesn't really need that expansion, and drops a Reaver into the SCV line.
Unfortunately for Phuckin, he had no defense there, and the expansion was wiped out by the Twip's
Reaver. Oddly enough, Phuckin lifted off the Command Center, and limping's Corsairs got a piece
of the action.
Once Phuckin lost his center bottom expansion, he wanted payback. His Dropships unloaded his Siege
Tank, Marine, and Medic force on the upper left cliffs, and started lobbing ordinance into Twip's
expansion. As Phuckin put it, "Prepare for my vengence Twip!" Twip responded with a well-said "[expletive]".
Phuckin managed to destroy the a Robotics Facility that Twip salvaged earlier, and Twip's
upper left expansion was shut down because the Probes couldn't get close to the minerals. 3 of limping's
Dark Templar attempted to take out Phuckin' Seige Tanks, but a ComSat scan took care of the problem.
It was time for Phuckin to pay a visit to Twip's very popular main base. With the Dropship force mentioned
earlier, Phuckin finally managed to remove Twip from the area. During the chaos, -CD-Wendi decided
to attack limping's center left expansion with 12 Zerglings (upgrades were: 1/2). However, she was met
with 5 Photon Cannons, 1 High Templar, and 1 Dark Templar. Needless to say, she didn't fare very well.
After the game, limping told me he didn't even know that his expansion was attacked!
Phuckin was getting desparate for resources now, and was expanding at Twip's former main and at the
center top expansion. Just as Phuckin was setting up some Bunkers at the center top, limping paid him
a visit with 5 Zealots, and 5 Corsairs. Once again, Phuckin had to retreat - and the Corsairs got to beat on
the flying Command Center. ("Argh!" - Phuckin)
limping was at the top of the Protoss tech tree, and -CD-Wendi thought he was going for Arbiters. She
threw a small Mutalisk force at limping's main, but was easily beaten back with a big stick (ie. High Templar
and Photon Cannons).
With only the upper left expansion at his disposal, Twip began expanding at the center bottom, where
Phuckin was before. Phuckin still occupied Twip's main with his Dropship force, and was building a
Command Center there.
-CD-Wendi then went for an Ultralisk drop on limping's main. 4 Ultralisks and a few Zerglings started
tearing apart limping's Fleet Beacon and a few Photon Cannons. limping countered with 2 or 3 Psionic
Storms and 1 Carrier. Only minor damage was caused to limping's main. Here's a tip from limping:
"When in doubt, build more High Templars".
Realizing that Twip is hurting for resources as well, Phuckin goes back to Siege Twip's upper left
expansion with 2 Siege Tanks. limping comes to Twip's aid by Dwebbing up the area. To make matters
worse for Twip, -CD-Wendi finds out Twip has expanded at the center bottom and throws 5
Mutalisks at the expansion, which only has a Nexus, Probes and a Pylon. Twip's expansion is razed
to the ground.
Just as things were looking up for the Terran/Zerg alliance, limping thinks it would be fun to throw a
few Dark Templars at Phuckin's Dropship force of Seige Tanks, Marines, and Medics which is protecting
his fledgling expansion at Twip's former main. limping loses 3 Dark Templar, but Phuckin runs out
of ComSat scans before limping runs out of Dark Templar - he had 4. With no detection, limping killed 6
Siege Tanks.
Some of Phuckin's Dropship force escapes in Dropships back to Phuckin's main. However, the
Command Center at Twip's former main is destroyed. Also, a group of Corsairs from the Protoss
Connection manage to take out -CD-Wendi's Mutalisks that she sent to help.
-CD-Wendi tries another massive Zergling drop on limping's main, but receives the same welcome as
before, except she runs into a few more Carriers. Phuckin is now trapped in his main, which is out of
resources, and he has no expansions. The Protoss Connection owns the map now, except for the bottom
right, which is -CD-Wendi's expansion.
Now, limping finally goes on a real offensive. Sending 3 Carriers and a Shuttle with a Reaver and an
Archon into -CD-Wendi's main. -CD-Wendi manages to destroy all 3 Carriers with Scourge, but her main
is razed to the ground by a combination of Dark Templar and a few extra Archons. While this is happening,
Phuckin starts to question where all the Corsairs are coming from, since their interference with his Dropships
and attempeted Sieges (due to Dweb) have been plaguing him throughout the game. "WHERE THE
[expletive] DO THESE COME FROM!" yells Phuckin as his Marine and Siege Tank force is Dwebbed yet
again. limping has a few words to share about all those Corsairs: "They were nearly all mine! I ate Phuckin's
Science Vessels for dessert! Muahahahaha!"
Phuckin begins to realize that defeat is near, and screams "Tomorrow I will show Twip what an ass-kicking
looks like, 1on 1!" With a final farewell of "[Expletive] YOU ALL!(#)^&#$(" Phuckin 'gracefully' leaves the game.
-CD-Wendi, realizing that she's been stranded in the battlefield, with only her lower right expansion left standing
remains defiant with a cry of "I WILL KILL YOU ALL! HAHAHAHA!" The Protoss Connection just laughs back
at her and Twip begins to set up Photon Cannons on the cliff outside -CD-Wendi's last base. limping drops in
4 High Templar, 4 Carriers, 6 Corsairs, 2 Reavers, and 2 Dark Templar. Once the High Templar ran out of
energy, he used the Archon Warp. Using the Corsairs, limping Dwebs every defensive structure he can find,
and -CD-Wendi's expansion is razed to the ground. -CD-Wendi gives her "GG" and is eliminated. The game
is over - we have a winner!
BUT WAIT! I'm not done yet...I'm sure that you're just dying to see the final scores right?
Units produced / Units killed / Units lost
Phuckin-Rhetard 167 / 53 / 121
-CD-Wendi 332 / 76 / 288
Twip 84 / 120 / 57
limping 154 / 319 / 66
NOTE: limping really wanted me to mention that he killed 319! So go look at it! WOW!
Buildings constructed / Buildings razed / Buildings lost
Phuckin-Rhetard 81 / 22 / 19
-CD-Wendi 23 / 27 / 23
Twip 51 / 13 / 28
limping 81 / 22 / 19
Total resource scores:
Phuckin-Rhetard 31446
-CD-Wendi 38748
Twip 30138
limping 44620 |
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