1) Once again, this report has editing done in MS Paint. Sorry for the "inconvience."
2) Please comment on the BR, and give real advice/flame.
3) This is my first try at collages. Please tell me if I've done something wrong by posting the problem in the comments section.

Now that I have said those two things, the BR may start now.

Well, this BR starts with me asking WHO WANTS TO BE IN A BW-SUX BR? A guy named Aenslaed, which is a smurf account of ::nobody::, takes the offer. He then calls out he wants to play a game with me BRing, and there are many people who just want to be in his, well, his presence. So he instead asks people to join channel nobo, and some people by the names of Twip, [Bugs]Bane, Sexalisk, who is also enforce, and {xero}, as well as me. After about 15 minutes and a lot of spam, as well a few gay quotes (below), a game finally starts, and the person challenging Aenslaed is Twip.

[Bugs]Bane: ya i know how to play "theoretically"...
[Bugs]Bane: but ive never done it

[Bugs]Bane: quotes own u :)

Aenslaed: Bane Fox and I are doing MONSTER BR :D
[Bugs]Bane: NO!
[Bugs]Bane: Thats confidiental :P

(on the monster BR, and letting it out)
Aenslaed: start riots and stuff
Aenslaed: I want burning and looting of popular channels

{xero}: I dun know any quotes, I just say dumb stuff

Twip: QUOTE ME BIG BOY!

Well, after the 15 minutes of that gayness, we finally got the game going.
Aenslaed got Zerg (the "god forsaken" race) at the 4:30 start and Twip got Terran, the race he hates with a passion, at the 10:30 start. The map played is Proving Grounds. The red and brown blobs on the minimap are {xero} and Sexalisk, respectively. I mention these guy because there will be a small red line on parts of the later minimaps. These lines are xero's SCVs "running laps".(following one of Sexalisk's SCVs (gay, isn't it?))

At about this time, Sexalisk decides to take his SCVs and kill the bengaalas on this map. Bane then points out that there are only 2 on this ma.  He didn't manage to find the 2 graceful creatures, thankfully. Also, xero decides to move his CC over to the 10:30 mineral only natural. If you read you will notice that Twip has landed at the 10:30 start. Therefore, xero is a bad manner observer. (I will probably be banned from nohunters for saying this.) 

Now the observers decide to have "CC fights". Just another gay thing the observers do. Its too boring to watch, so I give you no pic.

Now lets get go see what the true combatants have done.

Aenslaed goes for a pool on 9, then hatch at the 7:30 main, then gas, then a hatchery at his 4:30 main, and eventually gets a den and lurks.

Twip build is depot on 8, then rax, rax, depot, gas, fact, and ends up getting mostly large hunks of cold, strong steel, aka siege tanks.

At this time xero decides to start mining the 10:30 mineral only with one SCV. More gayness. 

First blood comes when Twip moves about 6 or 7 marines to take down the 7:30 expansion Aenslaed has taken. Aenslaed has this place well defended by three sunken colonies. More gayness comes from xero (he gets his own color in this BR for being so gay) when he runs his SCVs through a bridge while Twip's marines are moving on it, which slows down movement for Twip. The marines regroup and also wait for a couple firebats and a tank. Twip moves this tank too close to a sunken, but manages to move it away and siege it before it dies. Aenslaed's exp then falls to the tank and infantry, but not without a little resistance in the form of hydras and zerglings. 

{xero}: scv sex is good
Sexalisk: *sexes* (this is said constantly)

Sexalisk: nobo is chobo (this is also said many times)

As you saw in the minimap, Twip starts building a CC at the 1:30 main. Aenslaed finds it when it finishes, and his scouting zergling is quickly turned into a red puddle from Twip's troops standing guard there. At around this time, Aenslaed also starts building a hatchery at the 3:00 expansion. After seeing this (the zergling getting murdered), Aenslaed attacks the 1:30 main with some zerglings, some hydras, and 2 lurkers. This is not enough to destroy the base and its 2 tanks, 8 or so marines, and the bunker there, although the bunker starts to burn due to a lurker that can't be found due to lack of detection. However, Twip comsats the area and the lurker is found and immediately dispatched by the tanks.

After that small fight, Twip puts up more defense at the 1:30 expansion, while Aenslaed has hatched up many lings, and he also starts a queen's nest about now. Aenslaed moves his speedlings, as well as a few lurkers, up past the bridge connecting the 1:30 and 3:00 resource centers. After the zerg forces are grouped just past the said bridge, Aenslaed attacks the 1:30 expansion again. Much more blood is shed, but Twip's defenses are no match for the larger force that Aenslaed made for this assault, which suffered many casualties of its own during the attack. Because no unit that can hit air was brought along for the attack, Twip is forced to float his Command Center off. He floats it to the 12:00 spot.

After a while, that including a speedling vs. huge terran force fight, and Aenslaed taking the 9:00 expansion, Aenslead, who has had a hive for a long time but hasn't used it's tech, decides to build a spire. Twip has already built 2 starports, but hasn't teched beyond that. And at about this time, Twip sends a small MMF force and a tank down to Aenslaed's newly morphed 9:00 hatchery. Aenslaed lets the hatch go, but fights the offense with a few lings. 

Well, at about this time I should do an upgrade check and give you pretty little pics of upgrades, but Aenslaed hasn't been upgrading at all. Twip has 0/1 infantry and 0/0 vehicles.

Back to the war, Twip has successfully floated and landed his CC over at the 12:00 expansion, which is inaccessible from the ground. Also, Aenslaed's Greater Spire is about 1/2 done morphing. Aenslaed attacks the CC with a few mutas, and the Command Center is forced to lift off and move to Twip's main.

At about this time I hear xero_the_newt (he gets the_newt tag for fruityness) talk about how his CC farts on Sexalisk's CC, or some other gay thing I don't really care about. Just more gayness. 

Now we go to the real game to see a lot of m&ms, ling blood, and no mutas. The m&m force killed 6 cracklings, but Aenslaed managed to fly his mutas off and over the platform overlooking Twip's mineral line, where Aenslaed then starts to morph the mutas into guardians. Twip scans that area, and immediatley sends a wraith to dispatch the cocoons there. The wraith is not enough to kill the cocoons, and they hatch and kill a few SCVs, but because Aenslaed has let the wraith pound on the guardians, and the fact that ::nobody:: (Aenslaed) can't micro, the guradians die, albeit very slowly.

[BuGs]Bane: i play like i talk..

xero_the_newt: i play like i talk =[
xero_the_newt: i suck

Sexalisk: new york == hell hole

[BuGs]Bane: dammit nobo change ur name, everyone gets so confused all the time

Twip has decided to move his CC back to the 12:00 expansion, thinking it is safe due to the large force he has stationed there. Aenslaed catches Twip moving the CC and decides to challenge the tanks and infantry there with his high-tech air (dev/guard/muta). Twip retreats his large force to his main. Aenslaed moves his air force toward Twip's main. The results of this is a 5 minute battle that Aenslaed eventually wins to take the game. Twip fought hard to kill the invaders though.

Yes, you read that right. Twip will be pissed to see this.

Here's your scores:

 

Winner: Aenslaed

Lessons Learned:

THE INTERVIEW WITH ::NOBODY::

Well, after the game, and some more gay spam in channel nobo, I finally get to interview Nobo, along with the gay observers that were in the above game. xero_the_newt made constant interruptions, though they were funny this time, so I'll put those in when they were actually cool.

BW-sux: What did you think of .Praetor's ratings on your last report?
Aenslaed: Um..honestly  I don't mind..ratings aren't important to me :) bettya thought i was gonna be be pissed ;)

BW-sux: What was the tech to hive but delaying your spire for?
Aenslaed: I never play zerg that well :D
Aenslaed: The spire was for guards when he went marines to counter crack
Aenslaed: lurk --> tank 
Aenslaed: tank = crack
Aenslaed: crack --> marine
xero_the_newt: marines are counter crack? I figured they like crack, I mean they are human right?

BW-sux: What do you think of Mark4 in general?
Aenslaed: Its like walking though a land mine trying to answer that.
Aenslaed: Mark4 is cool.
Aenslaed: He whoops my ass at SC.
Aenslaed: But I don't agree with how he pics raters.
Aenslaed: Except fox deserves to be a rater :D Good pick there.
xero_the_newt: Mark4 is a stuck up pig that doesn't eat his wheaties.
Aenslaed: /me successfully dodges the mine field

BW-sux: What do you think of Mark4 training newbies (such as me)?
(me having sex with Mark4 accusations start here)
Aenslaed: Mark4 should teach newbies
Aenslaed: but random not toss  kekek.

BW-sux: Where do you get your anime?
(I decided to take out his whole answer to this question, but it does involve a cable modem and www.altavista.com)

BW-sux:  What drives the mind of this "::nobody::"?
Aenslaed: Oreos...gasoline...cold fusion...and anime.

BW-sux: What are your plans for the future?
Aenslaed: On bnet or real life?
BW-sux: Both.
Aenslaed: Real life: have sux with my girlfriend. (he suxes his girlfriend)
Aenslaed: sux = sex
Aenslaed: bnet: get off of it and have sex with my girlfriend.

BW-sux: WTF is Herbal_Avenger smoking?
Aenslaed: OMG Herbal ownz everyone.
Aenslaed: I love that guy.
Aenslaed: He gets all these people confused and angry
Aenslaed: and he's laughing the whole time.

BW-sux: Where can I get what Herbal_Avenger is smoking?
Aenslaed: I sell herbal the stuff he smokes.
Aenslead: Its $300 a pound.
Aenslaed: Its "Nobo's Magic Weed". (really good stuff)

Well, that's the interview. I hope you liked it. Now hopefully I can BR the rematch of ::nobody:: vs Twip sometime. And this ends my report. Please share your thoughts on the BR by commenting.

BW-sux