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| A day in the life of a Mac | | | Author: | | | IP: | cs26226-XXXX | | Date: | 05/14/00 08:05 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7 Lifetime Rating for Silent_Agent: 5.2500 |  | A day in the Life
By: Josh Nelson
As I woke up one Friday morning, I look to the left a relize a obessed women laying next to me. I quickly screamed, and jumped out of bed and into my awaiting robe and my awaiting slippers beside my bed. I told her to leave in a nice manner, and went into the bathroom. I took a quick shower, brushed my teeth, and pampered my body in the necessary way a mac does, and came whistling out of the bathroom with a smile on my face and a whistle in my voice. I was glad to see the women gone and quickly left the bedroom. I went to the fridge and drank out of the O.J. carton, finding nothing to eat I groaned and went back to my bedroom to put on my daily clothes. I opened my closest and found a nice pair of slacks, a fresh shirt, and my Docs. I put them on quicky and was out to door to my car. I picked up the newspaper on the way to the car, and waved goodbye to old Mrs.Johnson.
I got in my car and turned on some Slipknot on the cd player and was quickly off on my way to work. I stoped by the gas station and got some items; gas, a pack of cigs, and a donut for the road. When I was walking out the store's door I saw one of my ex-girlfriend Shila, we exchanged frowns and continued walking. I got back in my car and was off listening to my Slipknot, smoking a cig, and trying to eat a donut at the same time. I accidently pulled out in front of a guy and got a remark of " fuck you " as I read the old looking womens mouth movement, I returned her remark with a smile. After ten mintutes I pulled into my works parking lot.
I waved to the security gaurd and walked into my office. I quickly walked to my cubical and started pounding life lessly away on my computers keyboard. Four hours later, it was 12:00 and time for lunch. I called up Jennifer and asked her to lunch at a nice Chinese returant by Patburker road, she agree'd and I walked out the building to my car. I decided to stop by a flower shop on the way there, to maybe pick up a nice gift for my upcoming aquaintance. I bought a dozen roses and was out of the shop as fast as I could so I would not keep Jennifer waiting. As I entered the building, I saw her pacing by a table with a smile on her face when she saw me, I returned with a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
I slid her chair out for her and I quickly sat down. The waitress had poor language, so I just said "wata and soup", which she partly understanded and quikcly brought us our food and drink. Jennifer was a bright girl, we had a nice conversation and had a good time, with lots of smiles and laughs. I hugged her good bye and was out the door to my car, and back to work.
Once again I entered my cubical and started pounding away on the computer. Five hours later, I looked at my watch and was happy to see my shift was up. I saved my work and was out the door as quickly as I could. I got in my car and was on my way home, the trip was short as I thought about what my plans were for tonight. I got home, and quikcly made some phone calls to a few of my friends. We decided to go to a club named Generation-X and to pick up a few of their girly friends on the way there. I got ready, watched some quick T.V., and was on my way out to door. I picked up my friends, Jay and Tim, and they showed me the way to the girls house. I was glad to see that these girls were decent looking, with nice bodies. They got in the car and we were on our way to the club.
We entered the club, and I saw the normal surrounding; dancing, smoking, drinking, and a lot of sex in back rooms. I quickly grabbed one of the girls and asked for a dance. She said her name was Beth, I remarked on her pretty name and continued to dance. We started making out and made our way to one of the back rooms. She whispered she didn't want to take it farther then it has to be, and I nodded my head softly. We got a couple drinks, and I told the guys we were going to jet it back to my house. As we made our way home in the car, we had a nice coversation and I found myself thinking I really liked this girl.
I opened her car door when we got to my house and we made our way into the house. I got her a drink and we talked on my couch listening to some music she seemed to like, I believe it was Savage Garden " Crash and Burn." She started breaking down crying out of no where, and asked if I would listen to her. I of course nodded, thinking maybe this wasn't such a good idea. She told me that she had a guy she really loved and couldn't have him and that he belonged to anther women. I quickly hugged her and said I will be here for you when ever you need. If you ever need something just call me and I would always be here for you. I kissed her and she said that it really meant a lot to her. After we talked for about three hours, I looked at my watch and saw that it was 4 A.M. I didn't take advantage of her, I let her sleep in my bedroom and I slept on the couch.
When I woke up in the morning, she had made me breakfast and had cleaned my whole house. I was amazed at this and asked why she had done this. She said it was a way of paying me back. From that time on I knew I loved her.. and stoped my macing ways. As time went on, I got to know Beth better and better each day, each month. Eight months later, I asked her to marry me, and we quikcly married. We still live happyily to this day, and I grow to love her more each time I see her.
All of you who decide to read this, and comment. Please leave comments for beth Beth, for she is now down and I want to see a way to cheer her up. Thanks for reading..
Josh
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