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| WSCF SMACKDOWN The Rock Vs Boikind | | | Author: | | | IP: | 98AC4B29XXXX | | Date: | 04/25/00 08:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 8, Min: 8
Lifetime Rating for Master-Chef: 8.2500 |  |
AhHhHhH! SPRING BREAK!! With one and half weeks ahead of me, I knew Starcraft will be part of this week of relaxation. It was a normal sunday night, with the Simpsons playing on the TV in the background and me on my computer. I was chatting with my friends on the hated ISP, AOL. Then I get an IM from my Starcraft buddy, Boikind. He ask me to play a FFA on bnet with him and his companion. I replied with a "No thx". Then I thought to myself, "This can be a good chance to start that BR I've been planning to write". With my snappy fingers, I sent him an IM, asking him if I could observe him versus his friend. After a few minutes, he gives a long waited answer, "Um whatever, go meet in channel 7train".
I was the first of the three to arrive, soon the two show up. Sups were exchanged and I went to create the game. Not knowing the most electrifying match in games entertainment was to be watched (1% true).
The main event: Boikind Vs. The Rock
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This match was held on the most highly used map on bnet B G ......no joking DUN CLICK BACK PLZ, it's Lost Temple.
 As we watch the countdown reach 0, we all get warped on the famous battleground, LT. Boikind selected Protoss, settled at 6 o clock. Rock randomed to Terran, landed on 3 o clock. Due to the public's opinion on how Protoss owns Terrans sooo badly, and Boikind telling me before the match how he owns Rock, I was getting ready to expect a Protoss sausage party on Terrans.
The Putrid BO's of the "Wrestlers"
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Rock begins with a normal depot at 8, rax at 10, with early gas. ![The recipe for death is you vs me =]](http://www.geocities.com/lilxf00l/TBO.jpg)
At first, it was kinda clear that he might go heavy metal, however he contructs 2 more rax, and an academy. Well now we know the people's champion is going for those yummy chocolates, M&Ms.
His friend, but in this match, his competitor, Boikind also does a normal build order by warping in a pylon at 7 and double gates.
Boikind goes early gas, seeking the dreaded Dark Templer that strikes fear in hearts of many Terran commanders, or the lovable fat Goons.
Arms starts swinging and Fists starts flying
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For awhile now, I've been flying in my goovy CC, chasing those delicious kakaru for my KaKa Soup de Um. Then all of a sudden, I hear marines and medics screaming, and the sounds of blades running thru the Terran armors as if they were paper. I scrolled around the minimap, and saw this...
Boikind's zealots were able to destroy Rock's attacking party. Boikind charges his zealots into Terran territory, but they all perished quickly to the fresh flamethrowers of firebats and guass bullets of marines. Well Boikind was not inactive during the little skirmish, he went looking for chairs/weapons err expanions.
Silence..broken up by tanks' BOOM BOOMing
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After Rock's attempt to destroy his enemy with just M&Ms, he teched himself allll the way to a nice Factory filled with tanks. Well now he has a large army of M&Ms (10/5)and 4 shiny tanks, he now seeks vengence. He sends his army just outside Boikind's natural. Boikind has 2 cannons and 3 zealots in front of the natural. Mr.Slick himself, Rock takes his medics and blinds the 3 zealots. And he begins singing to me
Rock: Three blind zeals, see how they run, see how they d-
Master-Chef: OH shut up gay and play, now I hope you die =D.
![GAY SONG, but maybe you will like it =]](http://www.geocities.com/lilxf00l/blindzeal.jpg)
Rock's tanks met up with goons and Dts. The marines were slaughtered by the invisible killers due to late scans. The goons took care of the tanks, however the probes had trouble in killing the medics.
Rock retreats, and was able to save one tank and a half dead medic seeking for medical attention. Rock quickly rebuilds his army and decided to attack, he rallied his troops to the temple..I guess to pray for a victory for the next battle, however he brings all of them back to his natural (well he had me fooled), and expands there. I guess he was praying for the expansions.
Both players takes their time by teching and expanding almost everywhere. Rock double expands to 12 main and natural, while Boikind expands to 9 main. Rock is doing quite well by making plentiful amounts of tanks, M&Ms, and GHOSTS!!. Our little Terran playa is gonna power bomb Boikind.
Boikind has gone super teching, contructing almost every available building for the Protoss race. He camps about 10 zealots and 12 goons outside Rock. Then he bring 3 Dts and a high HIGH templar to the party. The party was broken up by a scouting vulture. Boikind now has lost his element of surprise, he decides to attack.
He charges into the pathway leading into Rock's natural and main. Boikind destroys a lone bunker filled with marines, then outta nowhere lil missile-like thingies freezes his goons.
About 6-8 lockdowns were fired, locking up goons left and right. Boikind was furious watching his goons die in front of his face, and not able to do anything. Sadly returning to headquarters with only bad news to report, Boikind rebuilds his army once more.
Rock with nukes ready, and a large army consisting of a few BCs, wraiths, tanks, marines, and goliaths, he believe this will be able to subdue his enemy. He brings all of guys and charges into Boikind's 9's natural. Rock didnt not expect the defensive Boikind had hidden from scans. Rock's troops dies to scouts and storms.
Rock didnt have 100% concentration on the attack because while Boikind was so worried about the attack at 9's natural. Our Slickster, double nukes the 6's natural, destroying all cept for some mitrocondria.
Rock pins Boikind One...Two...Thr..
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Though Rock wasnt able to wipe out Boikind. He was able to cripple Boikind's economy. Rock decides to strengthen his economy to double exp at both isles. Building a large air army with about 5 wraiths (not sure coz they were on top of each other) and 4 bcs, he attempts another try to rid Boikind's 9's natural.
The air force meets up with about 20 scouts(Boikind hallucinated about 8)
Boikind destroys the threat easily and celebrates because in the hectic fight, he talked some sense into a Terran BC driver and a Dropship pilot carry a tank and marines. Hmm i see a bright future for this Protoss guy with his new found allys.
Of course Rock isnt very happy about this, he decides to build-up one last army and finish off this "pest". He goes crazy on the upgrades and goes mass production on vehicles and air. After about 10-20 boring minutes of me chasing that FAST kakaru, some actions stirs up (FINALLY). Rock groups up his army of doom. 5 BCs, 12 tanks, 10 gols, a lot of infantry all marching towards Boikind's 9 natural.
Boikind's forces were overwhelmed by Rock's men. GGs were exchanged and Boikind went down for the count..1 2 3!!! DING DING DING
Rock is victorious and I was too =P
Master-Chef's recipe of the Report
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Kakaru Soup de Um
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 onions -- chopped
1 small red bell pepper -- seeded and chopped
1 large green bell pepper -- seeded and chopped
4 celery stalks -- chopped
3 garlic cloves -- chopped
3 tablespoons chili powder
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon dried oregano
2 teaspoons ground ginger
4 cups chicken broth
2 cups cooked lentils -- rinsed
1 pound canned tomatoe -- coarsely chopped
Salt and pepper
--Crust--
1 cup self-rising soft wheat flour
1 cup cornmeal
1 egg
1 cup buttermilk
3 cups vegetable oil
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. In a large Dutch oven heat oil, add onions,
peppers and celery, and cook over medium heat until soft, about 8 to 10
minutes. Add garlic and cook 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in chili powder to
taste, cumin, oregano, and ginger, and cook 1 to 2 minutes. Add chicken
stock, lentils and tomatoes. Bring to the boil, reduce the heat, and simmer
for 45 to 50 minutes. Adjust seasoning with salt and pepper. Transfer to an
ovenproof serving dish or pie plate.
In a mixing bowl stir together flour and cornmeal. Whisk together
egg, buttermilk and oil and stir into flour mixture until just
blended. Spoon corn bread mixture on top of the chili and bake 25 to
30 minutes. Let casserole stand 10 minutes before cutting into wedges
and serving.
Well I hope you will like my very first BR and the food =D
Peace~!!
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