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| Real life battle report of godliness! | | | Author: | | | IP: | proxy2-eXXXX | | Date: | 04/03/00 04:04 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 4 Lifetime Rating for HolyAnarchy: 6.2500 |   | Battle Report of my day!
Hey guys, i'm been wanting to get back on the br scene for a while now...and this seemed like a good idea to re-start with...seems interesting enough and its origional. Give me a ten please.
Thats Me!!!!
Well, my day started out ordinarily enough, I got up at 6:35, my alarm went off at 6:05 =). I ate some frosted flakes (nice sugary morsels...mmm) and got my backpack. Yes I shower, just at night. =). I walked up the hill outside my driveway and noted my bus was already there. I started running and I made it just in time to the bus. The ride was really boring so i'll skip that.
ALGEBRA OF EVILNESS!!
I got my exam back, I had an 89%, or so my decrepit old teacher told me. She must be 65 or so, has no memory or skill with computers, and makes jokes that no one laughs at. When no one laughs, she gets pissed. I noted 2 errors on the grading of my exam. Here is the extremely extreme dialouge of our conversation:
Me: I noticed 2 things that were graded wrong, could you fix em?
Muphy: Look, I spent 4 hours grading these damn things, and I know I did them right. Sit back down or you have a detention! Raar I am mega old bitch!
Ok, maybe she didn't say that last part, but it's true. I then recived my paper, and all the numbers began to be confusing and swirled around in my head. I didn't do it...better do it later. Doh. Some kid who claims to be in the military had his seat moved next to mine, so we asked him how to deploy nukes and stuff...it was fun too. Hehehe. The bell rings and I am deployed to the computer lab for computer apps.
Computers are FUN
I got to computer apps, which I am just studying, and she goes over how to use word. I laugh and surf this site and rantworld, then do 6 word processing things that she hands out. Jennifer, the superficial-yet-hot cheerlead sits next to me, and I got to help her all hour. She can be really annoying, but she is HOT So helping her required looking at her for a long time =).
College English is for dumb people!
Jennifer, along with 3 other HOT to semi HOT cheerleaders are in this class with me. I try not to be a stereotypical like guy, but the old cheerlead one holds true here: they never leave each others sides, and they are dumb as posts. Sorry if they read this. Anyway, me and my Czech buddy, Milan, mess around with his TI 86 and we have to find 5 topics for a research paper. Mine were:
1: Internet Cencorship
2: Cencorship
3: Elian Gonzalez (send that kid back already!)
4: Abortion
5: Teen Pregnancy
The last 2 were fillers. I get this done and then the bell for lunch rings.
Lunch can be fun too
The bell rings and Milan runs out the door. Here comes an entertaining little thing: Milan runs to lunch. He bolts out of the room, and the classroom ahead of ours in the hall door opens. Everyone runs out and tries to block him...damn it's funny to watch. He fast though, so I don't block him all that well. I go to lunch and sit in the very much to long line to recive my Cheeseburger (they taste like soy so much) and 1 little cup of fries, then I get a cherry coke. I sit down with 4 or 5 of my friends and we talk basicly about stuff that pisses us off, and war and anarchy and other stuff. Fun huh. I go back to class a few minutes early and play Dope Wars for awhile (that game is fun) and check my email. The bell rings and we watch some of Apollo 13 before it rings again and we go to 4th hour.
Physical Science is boring stuff
We file into class and do our warm up, basicly a senseless question or brain teaser. Todays was Can you measure 2 lieters of fluid with a 5 or 8 lieter measuring device? Duh, I answer yes, and then we are painfully subjected to 2 videos. They are BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY God, we are freshman, come on. We watch these and be bored, and then we take some notes. I fall asleep and promptly get smashed on the head with a book from behind me: it's James, a really annoying kid thats sole purpose in life is to piss people off. I swear at him and get yelled at by the teacher. Oh joyous day. I get my 3 grades for the term: Exam, B+, Term, B+, Cumulative, B+. I own. The bell rings and I get on the bus and go home. I log onto B.net and talk to: Sp|ne , the god of gosu!
Yes, this is the 100% real sp|ne, our own battlereports.com dude. Cool huh. It's really him, he sent it to me. =) this gets me an auto-10 right? I then sit down and write this thing out...seems more boring now. Oh well, i'm posting it anyway.
Lessons Learned: Life can be ok and bad sometimes.
I want a lot of comments guys, I wanna know to keep doing these or what.
Till next time,

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