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| Team Ownage vs Team We Like to Lose Like Idiots | | | Author: | | | IP: | dialup-2XXXX | | Date: | 03/26/00 03:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 8, Min: 8
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Game 1
Introduction
It all started, when I finally agreed to abstain from making fun of -=KroNe=-. I apologized for all the bad things I said, then to make it up to him, said I would BR him and make him look sexy. Well his first opponent was :CraZy:, "The Gosu One". Crazy won like Mark4 wins me (I suck) and I was not very appreciative about the game's result. So Krone, eager to make me happy, asked if I could BR a game between the team of Crazy and Krone (Team "Ownage" as they call themselves) against the team of Anaba and Microman (Team "We like to lose like idiots" as they proudly call themselves). I was more than happy to BR another game especially with Crazy and Krone contesting. I made on the map "The Gay Temple" and we started off.
The Beginning of the Game
Crazy, randomed to Terran and from the map above, you can see he started off at the top spot. The eighth SCV meant supply depot and I'm guessing he got his Rax at ten. I'm not a very good counter. Krone, also randomed but receiving Protoss from the SC gods, got his pylon on the eight probe, immediately scouting right after the warp started. The Gateway came on ten, like usual. Both members of team Ownage got fairly early gas.
Team "We like to lose like idiots" member Terran Anaba, saw the Protoss Krone and started to wall in. The wall in consisted of 2 raxes and units to fill up the space in between. He put up a supply depot, of course, before the two raxes came. The other member of team "WLTLLI", Microman randomed as well. He obtained the Zerg at the right spot. A hatch came first at the top of the ramp, followed by a Spawning Pool. The gas came relatively early for the lone Zerg, aiming for the early mutalisks I found out as a Lair started.
Rushes = bad manner
Crazy put up another rax to make his total three at the moment. He also put up an E-Bay to probably prevent any gayass invisible dudes that might invade him. And that's about the time Crazy and Krone decided to attack Micro. Micro, seeing the attack coming, had put up 2 more sunkens and his ramp and 2 more at the minerals to try to save himself from the long trip to hell.  Seven zealots backed by fourteen marines met up against 3 sunken colonies and 6 lings. The zealots tore through the lings in one felled swoop with the help of marines and then started to smack on the sunkens. The sunkens put up a good fight, killing a lot of zealots and marines, but in the end, it was Team "Ownage" rumbling toward the main of Micro, contested by only two sunkens. Luckily for Micro, he had started a spire just when the attack was getting ready to hit. The spire finished and Micro immediately called for 3 mutalisks to save his base. The mutalisks finished just as the now few attack units polished off the sunkens. The mutalisks attacked with a vengeance, getting more and more aggressive, knowing that Crazy slept with their mother =]. Mutalisks spread their dangerous Glave Wurm and quickly finished off the scattered Terran and Toss units in their base. Micro, knowing he could survive with what he had, quickly told his partner, Anaba, to "counter" probably meaning to attack while they are vulnerable. This turned out to be a failure. As Anaba's forces neared the base of Krone, Krone had set up a formidable defense, consisting of a few dragoons with zealots in front. A cannon also contributed in the driving away of Anaba's marine/firebat/medic force.
"Damn cheese smells" - Microman
Crazy was teching consistently as time passed. A reaver drop was imminent from Krone. It looked like Team "Suckage" err "Ownage" was gonna win this one. Well, Microman was not too happy about it. "REMATCH REMATCH" he whined. Team "Ownage" gladly responded with their new motto, "Oh hell ya, we ain't done pimpin son!!". And they sure weren't.
 Another attack came from team "Ownage" again targeting the weak Microman. This time, with medics along with marines, and goons along with zealots, Team "Ownage" sliced through the defense like butter. At this very moment, mutalisks arriving from Micro's base just hit Krone's backside. Krone was smart however and had two cannons protecting his minerals which gave time for big, fat goons to layeth the smackethdown. Anaba, then dropped Krone looking to make it a fair game. Two tanks and some marines unloaded off dropships and immediately took shots at buildings. Luckily, all of Krone's forces were not at Micro's base and easily took out the drop. Micro's last building fell to marines as he said "GG" and left, looking forward to gain some retribution after the beating he just received.
Nothing but trash
The local garbage guys, Crazy and Krone, knew it was all cleanup from here. 2v1, the whole map, lotsa money, a big salary, how could you lose? You couldn't. First, tanks shot their big cannons at other opposing tanks. Next, many things, monsters (goons), criminals (marines), whores (medics) and eggheaded weird guys (The Eggheads) went up the ramp, looking for Anaba. They found him, totally defenseless. Tanks sieged, zealots sliced, goons shot, marines sexed, medics handjobbed and all was good for Team "Ownage".
Winner: Team Ownage!!
Game 2
Rematch
Now if you read my last game like good little doggies, you would know there be a rematch in tha house. I decided to check that game out and see if it were any better than the first. We had a little insult throwing, then the game started:
Blastoff!!
We started off making the map on LT (Lost Temple). Lost Temple is a heavily overplayed map, coming in second to big game hunters. Team "Ownage" member Krone picked Zerg at the last second, his best race. Krone had a hatchery built at his natural. I thought an early expansion in 2v2 wasn't the right way to go. Second he had is pool going, followed by gas. The other member of Ownage, Crazy, had two raxes built, pronto. This was followed by a Refinery. This was all while building supply depots, scvs and marines.
The other team, Team We like to lose like idiots, had the disadvantaged races. Protoss Microman went with the normal pylon on 8th probe, immediately scouting after the warp rift started. The pylon was promptly succeeded by a gateway on the tenth probe, then a gateway on the 12th. This was normal to me except that I have recently adopted Mark4's 2 gates on 12/early gas or a variation of that, just cuz I like it. Soon enough however, the gas came and with it another gateway. Look out for mass zeals team Ownage!!! Now for Anaba. Anaba, using Zerg, got a hatch at his natural, just like krone, and a Spawning pool, just like Krone. It seemed as if this would be a very tight game, as two of the contestants were very even and Micro was not gonna give up to Crazy very easily.
Quick First Step
I was getting bored... already and wanted to see some action. So I whispered to Crazy "attack micro". And being the good little bitch, he did, saying to Krone "help me rush micro". Two marines and one SCV daringly walked up the ramp to enemy territory.  The Terrans met three gateways, all with zealots just warping in. As a marine got chopped down, Crazy thought best to run, rather than be stupid and fight. And he did run, while typing some very rude comments about how Krone didn't help. At one point this argument heated up to the word "fag". I was shocked how to friends can get mad at each other so quickly. I stepped in, saying to focus on looking sexy in the BR, instead of looking like lamers, disgracing one's partner. Being their pimp and all, they obeyed and STFUed.
Anaba and Microman, on the other hand, were working together wonderfully. One sent helped when the other needed it. They had units all around the map, just in case. They coordinated with each other wonderfully, Anaba strengthening Micro's weakness at the time, air attacks while Micro gave Crazy the big blows to the stomach. And there was one that hit him really hard, in the wrong spot. Numerous zealots stumbled into Crazy's base looking for blood. Crazy did his best to micro out of it, but Micro just had better micro than Crazy, probably cuz Micro likes to micro cuz his name had micro in it (confusing). Anyway, Micro did nearly fatal damage to Crazy, a CC in the yellow, one less barracks and no combat units at all. Although Anaba had not helped during this attack, he would be a big factor later on.
Microman's end?
Micro thought the key to this game was going to be stifling Crazy of unit production, and making it literally a 2v1 on Krone (and you know how bad Krone is at those). So Micro sent another force of zealots to screw up Crazy a bit more. And it did. More than a few marines croaked during this battle, but bringing down one or two of the 5 zealots sent. Krone, knowing better to watch his partner and friend die, sent 6 hydralisks to Microman, trying to force him into bringing his squad of zealots back. Hydralisks met more zealots at Micro's base, and easily disposed of them. Soon enough, hydralisks had spit enough acid to reduce the number of zealots at home to only one. Crazy, also on the succeeding side, had rid of the intruding forces in HIS base and mustered enough forces to make some kind of effort in helping Krone decimate Micro. The marines that were sent however, were interrupted by a control group of zerglings that reduced the number of marines to about 8. After a few seconds, marines finally got to their destination, to be welcomed by ally hydralisks. Soon, a Gateway was getting pounded hard by hydralisks, rapidly shooting their hard, acid spit. Drones were blowing up against the shells of marine guns. Anaba, the Zerg, couldn't just watch his friend go down like last game.  As Krone brought reinforcements, mass lings scurried over to Micro's base, to help him out, as well as to Krone's base, to deal some damage. Over at Micro's base, lings came close to extinguishing the fire, but 2-3 hydralisks still stood, valiantly attacking more drones. Crazy's forces had been overrun by the lings however. At Krone's base, lings had taken out most of the hydralisks that were defending the newly morphing hatchery at the second mineral, but died quickly to the remaining hydralisks that came down to help. Back to Micro's base, the remaining bad guys were finally killed by a few backup zeals Micro had hidden along with some lurkers. Micro then took his natural, as Crazy floated a CC over to HIS natural. A lair was built for Anaba, ditto with Krone.
Crazy needs to get back on track
Microman had survived a huge attack. He decided to test Crazy, if he could do the same. So what team "We like to lose like idiots" did was conjure up a plan. Anaba, who had a Hive finish earlier, was getting his (dum dum dum...) ULTRALISK CAVERN!!! Crazy, who wasn't doing as well as Anaba was in the teching category, didn't have Starport tech yet =[. As Ultralisk tech was arriving, Krone decided to attack Micro to make it a 2v1. Too bad Anaba had put lurkers at the ramp. 6 hydralisks died simultaneously as Krone knew to run. Crazy still didn't have more than one tank.
Time passed, Ultra Cavern was done. Crazy was getting a Starport and had two tanks. Team Ownage, needed to get aggressive. They grouped up at Micro's choke. The two tanks sieged and fired at enemy cannons nearby, causing Micro to ask for some help. Micro still had no units, due to the latest hydra/marine attack that destroyed most of his structures. Anaba knew he had to send help. And send help he did. 12 lings came to whack the marines/tanks/hydras. Although they died quickly, more and more came. The forces kept getting bigger. BIGGER. 4 Ultralisks came to "OHWAN" (my new word for own). 14 lings backed the monsters up. Krone and Crazy's attack was extinguished. Anaba moved on to counter Crazy. Now 5 ultralisks and more lings that I can count (which isn't very high) took out the ramp defense of Crazy, in spite of Krone sending many hydralisks to save his ally. Ultralisks ran up the ramp as I heard Crazy screaming for help. Finally, Crazy had to fend for himself. Very luckily however, two wraiths popped out of Starports. They started shooting their puny lasers at lings and ultras as Anaba was forced to run for the first time. Crazy was saved... for now.
The End
Micro was weak, but had a very strong partner. Crazy was weak but he didn't have that strong of a partner. It would be hard to pull off a comeback against a guy who has ultras raping your ass. But Krone was not a quitter. He took about 8 mutas and went to Anaba's base to wreak some havoc. And that's what he did... for a while. As time passed, about 20 hydras came to defend their base against the foul mutalisks. Many hydralisks died, but they won the battle. Anaba then took the island expansion bottom right. He had no defense there whatsoever. Crazy, in the meanwhile, took his mineral only, building two barracks there, to enforce, and to start his tech all over, since he had no buildings. However, one of his few buildings, the starport, was cranking out wraiths by the minute. He went to Micro's natural and started "lasering" the probes there to death. After they killed two probes (yay) a cannon finally finished with Crazy not seeing it, and was forced to run. He then decided to check out the bottom right island, where an Anaba expansion was coming into existence. Micro, at that time, saw that wraiths were going to pound his ally's expansion and immediately told his corsairs to go and take care of them. Mutalisks came from Anaba, to help take out the annoyance in his island expansion. But Krone wasn't stupid. He also brought mutalisks to try to win this battle. By the way, corsairs own Zerg and some Terran air. And that's what the sairs did. They owned and Krone and Crazy were forced to run.
Afterwards, Micro and Anaba were thinking of putting this game to an end. Anaba dropped two ultras and send wave after wave of steroidlings. The steroidlings took out the mineral only at first, then ran up the ramp. That's when Crazy knew he had lost, and forfeit the game. Krone, knowing he could not stop the juggernaut Anaba, quickly forfeited right after Crazy did. And Team "We like to lose like idiots" got retribution.
I am copycat(Weekly poll
Since I saw Sp|nE (my hero =]) do this, I gave it a shot. Wasn't that hard actually. Plz vote.
Lessons Learned
- Team Ownage doesn't own all the time.
- Team We Like To Lose Like Idiots don't always lose like idiots
- Sairs/Ultras own all. Try it!!
- I am sux at BRs
- McDonalds is good. I've eaten McDonalds during both of those games
- Polls are cool
- Anaba is a type of bull in Magic: The Gathering
- Microman is a cheap game that I got for free. You are a little guy that shoots other things in 2d.
- Crazy doesn't always win
- WTH is a "krone"?
- There was a third game, but I'm too lazy to BR it. It suxed anyways. |
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