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| Why can't I play a decent game... | | | Author: | | | IP: | ts039d38XXXX | | Date: | 03/18/00 06:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for ~SIGH~: 5.6667 |  | Why can't i play a decent game against a good player. Instead i play my best against mediocre players.
Saturday night, after dinner, i log on to ICQ and was barraged by messages...about all sorts of stuff. My friend asked me to play with him and when i got in to the channel i saw another person....don't knwo his name but he's a Terran Tank pusher, so i'll call him TTP. My friend louse played him several times before and told me a bit about him...."he likes to tank push early". That sure helps.
My best race is zergs, and like the loser i am, i asked WHAT MAP, and liek a shitty player he is, he said BGH. I agreed and made it. I tried to treat this game as if i was playing on temple or a more conventional REGULAR HUNTERS. So against a terran i go with my zerg, lurker rush. But instead of hitting him with early lings, i go 8 OL, 9 pool, than replace drone and Extractor, than Lair and second hatch. Scouting drone finds him at 9 and i was sitting at 6. Close range, with 1 operating MORPHING lair and one MORPHING hatch as well as one MORPHING den, i make 4lings with the 2 avilalbe larva and try to defend off any incoming SCVs. All i saw was a terran bunker next to his CC as well as 2 barracks and gas. OOOOO a M&M rusher, only seeing 3 marines..plus probably 4 in bunker, i'm not too worried...but i know a small squad will come SOON.
My 4 zerglings are sitting at the shared chock between 6 and 7:30....hehe bottom left, he comes knocking iwth a scouting marines...likely to say it got hacked bad. Now i know he ready to charge in...i had 3 hydra, 2 operating hatch lurker upgrade half down and plenty of drones. So i place down 1 sunken and a few more lings and once my 4 lings see marines i run...towards bottom left. Hehe, he followed me with his M&M, no tanks....YEAH. I run another hatch since i have 400 on hand as well as another OL, i just hit the 34 mark. Damn it, oh well i lose 4 lings...bring back downt o 32...hehe i can morph 2 lurkers now. he charge in to my base...standing against him is 5 hydra, 6 lings, 1 sunken and 2 lurker....EGGS. He stim heal and charge, i pull back letting the sunken take damage and than charge.
And just than i see my lurkers come out of there small eggs...how can something that big come out of a egg that small. Oh well, i burrow and pull my force back, he die. So now i morph 3 more lurkers and go charging in to his base with 7hydra and 6 lings to take damage while my lurkers circle around the back. Seige tank FIRES on me...darn, this sucks. I kill over half his Scv and 2 depots...and lose 2 lurkers and 6 lings...i ran my hdyra back. Now i make nest...more lurkers and expand to bottom left and my gimme natural.
6 lurkers sit next to his gas at his natural but nothign happens. I run my Speed and Tran upgraded OL in and see about a dozen SCVs, WOW i did more damage than i though. Nothing was moving, NOT EVEN THE CC. HE HAS NO MONEY. Haha, with 8 numbered hahtch as well as a group of 10 hatch placed at bottom left...all rallied to the middle of the map and my crack upgrade done, i say GG and run about 10 groups of lings up his butt. At that time about dozen seige fires come from the direction of 1 oclock. Damn bastard had 8 factories making vultures and tanks...known as the HEAVY METAL. Crack head, heavy metal sucks wind when a guy has mutas...too bad i don't but oh well, i sacrifice a few lings and start a spire. After my 10 groups of lings tear up most buildings at his main...there attention was drown by mroe seige fires...damn those tanks. Oh well i got more lings...and a few defilers as well as queens and some muta coming.
This part is where i get lazy...i think i broodlinged 4 tanks and pout dark swarm over most of the area where the factory is at and with more ligns...thye get slaughtered. GG finally comes out of his panicing mouth and we both allie up and leave the game.
nothing learned...nothing gained...nothing lost...except for 30 mintues of my life.
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