"Probe fit the requirements perfectly because he was loud, mean, and obnoxious."
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| **DiscoRama** | | | Author: | | | IP: | gateway.XXXX | | Date: | 03/08/00 11:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 3, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for Too embarassed to say it here: 2.5000 |   | Hi, this is |]agomar. This is wierd.
Why, you ask, is this wierd??
Because I will not try to use good writing, will not post pics, and will not try to impress the
raters. I am doing this because I am bored, at school, tired and just want to have some rockin
fun! Whoa! I am also intoxicated, but we won't get into that. This is horrible and very strange as well as slightly scary.
Prepare your wretched selves for . . .
Yeah, so anyway, here with me today is my best friend Disco Tag, helping your old hero Disco
Dag, and here as well as Disco Stoo. Dude, let's rock!
DISCO TAG: Tubular!
DISCO STOO: Whoa, what's up with the rockin nametags, yo?
DISCO DAG: They're there for the readers man! How're they supposed to know WTF is goin on
otherwiiiise?
DISCO STOO: Stoo knows the rule, dude.
DISCO TAG: Gnarly! So lez rock n' roll, brothas!
DISCO DAG: Let's give these readas some mow-down rockin text-o-rama!
*cough* On to the, erm, Report.
DISCO STOO: Well we start off this 'lil match up with way cool playas!
DISCO TAG: Right you may be! Lez go, yo!
DISCO DAG: This is the first buzz up game in a gnarly series of gnarlyness. We find our spinnin play people in the blow-out map o' PoLAris PRIME! Alright!
DISCO STOO: A dude by da name of Mar gets set to make 'imself a star at the funky posit o' 5:00, while a sage by the name of Dark-EST Mage sets up some Zerg rage at 3 O' clocko.
DISCO TAG: Whoa, Blow out ComMENtary brotha!
DISCO STOO: You know it man, you know it. Well Mar's sets up the bar with some spinnin nutty build stuff yo.
DISCO DAG: Lookie at that progreSSion! Got a rax, 'finery, moves up to CC with no mow-down 'rines baby!
DISCO TAG: The center is on the Move! Whoa! She's lifted up and, uh, moved up, erm-
DISCO STOO: To the 'lil expansion, um-
DISCO DAG: Just above his main! Yeah! What a game!
DISCO TAG: We forgot to show the map, and so far this report is crap.
DISCO DAG: Huk, um, pic of sexy medic so we can find the map! Um, waahoooo!
DISCO DAG: Well anyhoo, the Mar has gottest his expansion up and runnin. His Engineering Bay is finished and he makes some gay turrets at the naTUral, what d'ya say, Tag?
DISCO TAG: Well the man's lookin good and rockin, yo. We got Disco Fox here to discuss how da Zerg is doin, with all his exCELlent Swarm skills. Wuz up yo Foxy?!
DISCO FOX: Hey hey hey!
DISCO STOO: Yo we don't need no pick up lines here Fox dude! Sounds a bit crude, fruit!
DISCO FOX: Well then man let us turn to da anaLYSis! Lookie like Mar's got the game in a Box, so says da Fox! Wahooo!
DISCO DAG: Lez just post a pic of ol' Foxy right here yo:
That's Fox with the Afro
PS I am seriously Drunk, plz give this a 1!
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