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| A 3 way on everyone`s least favorite map | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-wXXXX | | Date: | 03/07/00 10:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Mellinium_Ben21: 4.8182 |  | Game:Starcraft Brood War
Map:$$$$DA BIG GAME HUNTAZ$$$$
Game Type:FFA
Players & Races:I went Terran,Hypno chose Zerg,Exel took Protoss.
Starting points:9:00 me,3:00 Hypno,5 Exel.
Pregame Diolaogue:
X21Ben56:MY FIREBATS WILL OEN YOU ALL!
Hypnolio: ;l
Exelio:ben-gay
Exelio:BEN-GAY!
X21Ben56:fuck you ;[
Hypnolio:you all suck
Hypnolio:start the fuckin game exel
Exelio:fuck you
Hypnolio has left the game
Exelio: :X
Exelio:hypno-banned
X21Ben56::X
Exelio::X
X21Ben56:unban him
Exelio:ok
To:Hypnolio: come back in fucker,exel un banned you
From:Hypnolio: he is dead
Hypnolio joined the game
Hypnolio:go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
X21Ben56:GL and HF
Exelio:fuck you and dont HF
Hypnolio:gl
The game got underway....
Round 1:Early Game build orders and first round bloodshed
I started with my regular order of:6 SCVs,4 depots,2 rax,as many bunkers as I can squeeze into a small area,marines to fill the bunkers,academy,comsat,command team of:4 bats and 8 marines,factory,more depots(3 to be exact),seige tanks w/ seige mode,armory.Hypno went with his plain order of:3 new drones=3 new hatches,3 or 4 more overlords,10 more drones,double pool,lair,double den,spire,more overlords,hydras,`lings,12 sunkens in a 15x14 entrance(it CAN be done).Exel went for an early zeal rush with:2 pylons,8 probes,4 gateways,2 cybercores,2 forges,lots `n` lots `n` lots o` zealots.
Exelio tried ramming them into Hypno`s main only to watch them get raped in the ass by those huge dicks(they AREN`T tentacles!DON`T BELIEVE THE LIE!).I comsat his main and observe the extreme lacking of any d what so ever.
X21Ben56:QUICK HYPNO!
X21Ben56:ATTACK WHILE HE HAS NO D!
Hypnolio:ok
Hypno then attempted to end Exel in the early going with a 24+ hydra/48+ `ling rush but crafty Exel had whipped out a pylon and 8 cannons backed up by 12 zeals in the minute it took Hypno`s d to slaughter his attack force and then make the hike to his main.Exel then asked why I hadn`t bothered attacking like so:
Exelio:why isnt bengay fighting?
X21Ben56:cuz im cool like that maggot
Exelio:o
I continue my peiceful watch and allow the two to go at.Knowing Hypno as well as I do he was probly thinkin`:"Damn,Ben must be setting up some kind of trap for when I finally get rid of Exel.Might be a good idea to nail him in the early going.But then Exel will scout my main.Hmmmmm......"Before Hypno could make a decision to attack me Exel battered his d with a 12 `goon assault.Hypno wasn`t prepared for this but he countered anyway.Every `ling he could muster went headlong for the fuckers.Due to there slow firing rate the `goons couldn`t counter 36 `lings.The `goons exploded into more blood.Hypno took a total of 12 losses out of 36 `lings.
Round 1 ended with Hypno clearly the dominant player.
Round 1 stuff I forgot to mention:Exel was gearing for `goons in the early going and the 12 he attacked with were left over`s.He opted for a 12 zeal rush instead since they costed less.He didn`t use them till after cannoning his main up to make sure he had some form of defense.
Round 2:Where Hypno say`s:DAMN and Exel say`s:hehehehehehehehe
Round 2 kicked off with me going for wraiths.I teched out armor,weapons and energy/cloaking upgrades.I also started a goliath corp since I`ve become fond of them lately from a win I had with them over Exel.I then whipped out 4 more depots and 22 more ground troops and 5 dropshits.I loaded the shits and dropped them on Hypno`s back door.They caused a large amount of damage,costing him a hatch,a lair and 10 drones before being overtaken by hydras and `lings.Hypno then proceeded to expand to the middle of the map.Where about 99.9% of the cash is.A good 3 million min and 1 million gas all total from what I estimate.
Exel also expanded,filling 3 of the spots that weren`t taken and setting up one as a strike base for carriers on me.Luckily I wraithed the fuckers before it finished.My 5 dropshits began to take up to much supplies so I rammed two into Hypno`s 30+ spore colonies and then loaded the others with goliaths.I waited till Hypno started a huge offensive on Exel with gaurdians to drop them.They went inside Exel`s main and proceeded to garrot his main`s intestines out all over the map.
My goliaths finally went down when he slammed into them with `goons.He went gosu like I`ve never seen and had his entire base back up in less than 5 minutes.He also finished off the offensive from Hypno.Exel then attempted a 24 `goon rush on my main.Sadly for him I had 12 seige tanks ready and waiting behind the bunkers.I started an expansion after securing it with d next to my main.Hypno saw it and tried pounding away with unprotected mutas.I ended the muta rush with a 12 cloaked wraith rush.
Hypnolio:fucking wraiths!
X21Ben56:gotta love cloaked wraiths
Exelio:;x
Exel then gaywebbed Hypno`s main and unleashed a scout rush.Might have worked but hypno had more spores than 10-12 `sairs could get at once.The rush fails.Hypno finally takes it up to Hive level.He then bring`s out defiler mounds,caverns,even the rarely used NYDUS CANAL(!).He then proceeds with the almighty 12 ultralisk death rush!Exel counters during the non-combat time by teching out arbiters and dark archons/templar(he reads BR`s with odd strategies very often).When the rush comes,he`s ready.Using stasis he freezes half the fuckers.Using maelstrom he freezes the other half long enough for the DT to cut them to death.When the other 6 unfreeze they get "recruited" into Exel`s military force.
Exel return`s the rush back on Hypno but I reverse fortune with my brand spankin` new Scivessel(cheesey background music turn`s on)!I EMP his entire force of dark/archons/templar and high templar.The attack becomes a big failure and Hypno charges his main with gaurdians and mutas.Exel is unable to counter and loses his main.My wraiths take his expansion`s down.
Exelio:you guys are mean
Exelio:;[
Exelio has been eliminated
Hypno tries to take me with the same method seconds later.He fail`s miserably from my evil,EVIL wraiths.
Round 2 ends in a stalemate.
Round 2 thing`s I forgot to mention:none except that he also upgraded his spire in the early going of round 2.
Round 3:The usual:END GAME!
Hypno make`s an attempt at mutas.36 mutas rush my main only to meet with 12 cloaked wraiths and 10 turrets.After this I start building 2 physics labs and 11 more `ports.Once they finish I make every unit in my inventory count for the next 15 minute`s while I save the $$$$ for battlecruisers.Hypno makes a few failed attempts to take my expansion but I survive.Then comes the big ass 12 bc build order.
X21Ben56:end game maggot
X21Ben56:END FUCKING GAME!
Hypnolio:oh not that gay shit again
Hypnolio:;[
My bc`s finish building a minute and a half later.I ram them into Hypno`s main through 96 scourge,24 mutas,hydras and the mile wide wall of spores he had goin`.Takes me a good 20 minutes to finish off every spore but I eventually succeed.Hypno concedes defeat with a:
Hypnolio:gg
X21Ben56:gg
My last BC yamatoes the shit out of his final pool.
The winner:X21Ben56
The runner up:Hypnolio
The total God damn loser:Exelio
L@ter ya h0z |
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