"The Bengalaas can spit lightning and belch acidic clouds of vapor up to ten miles distant, can't it?"
-Snowreaver
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| The Continuing Epic of Evil Eye Laser Man | | | Author: | | | IP: | aden2-14XXXX | | Date: | 03/01/00 01:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 9, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Jamellan: 7.7609 |    | Just a warning that this'll probably take awhile on some connections to load up, but you should be patient and let this load up, cause it's pretty cool...or at least I think it is...do you trust me??? Anyway, onto the story.
Once upon a time there were 4 scvs (not drones, OOOOOOO) who were very bored, and they came up with a naughty little idea...
Fortunatly, these scvs were close friends of the 4 naughty drones. So they knew that if they cheated to build a town, they would have to put up with Evil Eye Laser Man! So they decided to hire someone with the balls to take on Evil Eye Laser Man, and who better than.......
So the 4 scv's headed on their way to Bitch Ass Squirrel's home.
As they came to the end of the path, they were greeted by Mr. Whatthehellisthatdamncreature.
They met up with Bitch Ass Squirell who was more than happy to take on Evil Eye Laser Man.
So, having no fear at all, the naughty scvs commenced with their cheating chants and their city was soon erected.
And just moments later, we all know who shows up.
And then just moments after Evil Eye Laser Man's arrival, the menacing footsteps of Bitch Ass Squirrel shook the ground. Some Generic dialogue was exchanged.
Evil Eye Laser Man proceeded to fire the lasers from his evil eyes, but Bitch Ass Squirrel did in fact have the balls to take on Evil Eye Laser Man.
With Evil Eye Laser Man's attack failing, Bitch Ass Squirrel fired lasers of his own upon Evil Eye Laser Man. Evil Eye Laser Man had no choice to retreat and come up with a new plan.
Being the brilliant guy that he was, Evil Eye Laser Man used his hypnotic powers to build an army of bengalaasses. Since the animals didn't understand english, he had to stimulate them...
After getting enough bengalaasses, Evil Eye Laser Man attached laser beams to their heads.
Upon reaching the newly erected village, Evil Eye Laser Man commanded his army to destroy it.
It was not long before Bitch Ass Squirrel arrived and attacked the bengalaasses. Unfortunatly, the bengalaasses' lasers were ineffective as well so they were promptly killed.
Things looked hopeless for Evil Eye Laser Man as Bitch Ass Squirrel moved in for the kill.
Suddenly, Evil Eye Laser Man had an idea! He would pray to his mighty Happy God for help! This was his last chance...
Evil Eye Laser Man's prayers were answered as the Happy God responded to the call for help.
The vengeance of the Happy God rained down upon Bitch Ass Squirrel who was helpless against it, and was brutally destroyed!
With Bitch Ass Squirrel defeated, Evil Eye Laser Man decided it was time to teach those naughty scv's a lesson.
And what better way to discipline someone than by shooting lightning bolts up their ass!
And with that, we come to the end of this tale. Remember to brush your teeth, wash behind your ears, and FEAR EVIL EYE LASER MAN!!!!!
THE END
If you liked this, go check out the other Evil Eye Laser Man story.
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