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| The Tale of Evil Eye Laser Man! | | | Author: | | | IP: | aden2-14XXXX | | Date: | 02/28/00 04:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 9, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Jamellan: 7.7609 |   | This is the better version that doesn't take so long to load, so delete the other one. Anyway, here you go...
Once upon a time, there were 4 drones from the protoss race. They were very naughty drones, for they decided to build a city through cheating.
Little did they know that there was a curse that came with cheating. This curse was known as.....
Everytime someone cheated, Evil Eye Laser Man would come and ravage a random nearby village.
All the probes were afraid, so 3 of them bonded together and ganged up on the other one.
So the lone probe ventured out in search of a nearby village, all the while singing quite happy songs.
The lone probe did happen to come across a village. It was a mean pirate village that chased after the probe and killed him.
Evil Eye Laser Man sensed that the probe had found a village and set forth to destroy it.
As he came upon the village, he used his hypnotic rays and charismatic skills to take control of the villagers.
He had hypnotized quite a few villagers, who ended up dying though for they ended up attacking the other villagers that were not yet hypnotized.
After hypnotizing quite a few villagers, though, Evil Eye Laser Man began to get tired and had to retreat for a brief moment to regain his energy.
After hypnotizing a few more villagers, he was ready to attack the village once again.
He invaded the villager worker line and slowly hypnotized them as well one by one.
Soon, all the unhypnotized villagers were all dead, and the village was destroyed!
With the village destroyed, Evil Eye Laser Man returned to the protoss village where he met up with his fans. He began to perform his ritualistic goodbye.
The mighty happy god heard their prayers and answered them.
As the relic of happiness touched the ground, Evil Eye Laser Man was teleported back into nothingness, while his annoying fans were all turned into blue Jar Jars.
THE END
I hope you enjoyed this mystical tale of funness. Just remember, Evil Eye Laser Man lurks in the darkness.....MUHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
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