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| 3 Way too cool Ffa | | | Author: | | | IP: | zorro.aiXXXX | | Date: | 02/16/00 05:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for 1kooldood: 2.0000 |  | As I was sitting in my chair, pondering how the wild gashes and pee stains had appeared in my computer room, I suddenly rememberd I had locked myself in, oops silly me, so I decided to go to the bathroom, where I met my good friend, Keltikite, we're good friends you see, so I'm all, do you want to play a WAY TOO COOL FFA, welll being the naturally cheery person that he is, he promptly told me to eat a cow, so I did. I then called up my friend Wacky~Shack, and asked him to play, he also said that he would throuhgly enjoy to, so we did.
We got into the screen wehre you pick your race (You know, the one with all that blue and black stuff, and people talking? well anyway, I decided I wanted to be the things with thosoe flying whatchamajigs, So I chose them, Kelt, who shall hereafter be refereed to as the Stupid Idiot Face (to save space of course) wanted to be the rafce with the little shooty guys, with deep voices, so he choose them, then Wacky, who I just call Dummy, decided to be those weird guys, yeah you know, them. So I then decided to start the game, and pressed ok, then the game started, It was really cool, I started at about 10: oclock, Stuipd Idiot Face, was at about 9:30, and Dummy was in the bathroom, so I ddin't know where he was. Anyway, I promptly started out with my usual, 4 scv CC rush, and in no time at all I had 4 scv's mining;... and mining....and mining.... so finally I realized that I wouldn't stand a chance unless I could get this CC up faster, so I built some more scvs, once my number got to 5, I stopped and waited for the magic to happen. And happen it did, Kelt (who had returned from the bathroom) rushed me with 3 carriers, but he forgot to build babies, so my scv's jumped on their floating pods of death, and promptly destroyed them, I then began floating my new CC to the left, where I was met with fierce resistance by Stupid Idiot Face's large force of little squeaky things, needless to say, I utilized the CC's superior air to gorund attack, and landed on them, squishing them all, I then continued my journey until I reached the really really really far left, and I was almost off the screen, so I landed it, and found Kelt's base, it was big with lots of stuff, but I forget what it had so I didnt attack, instead I carefully inserted a gun dude into his minerals, who then proceeeded to nuke his base, utterly destroying him, he started crying, and went int othe bathroom to cry. It was funny. so know It is just me and the Stupid Kid, so he attacked me with his Science vessels, utterly wrecking havock, he then followed up this attack with his queen's, so I died, but not quite, because then I took my 12 CC's and Kelt's Carrires and flew over Stupid Idiot Face's base, promptly scaring him right out of his pants, and he dropped a brick.....on his foot, so he had to go to the dentist and have oral surgery, to repair all the dammage, I think he died |
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