LONG GAME...short report.. :'

  “No Hunters” was under attack by an enemy bot wich was kicking everyone out of the channel and just screaming for attension,so I took a strole over to the back up channel “clan –nohunters” where I found ~LifeIsPeachy~ and _Crazy_ getting ready to play a 1v1.I joined the game and asked if I could spectate the match,they said it was ok,and LifeIsPeachy started the game.

The map was Dire Straits. LifeIsPeachy had chosen the noble Protoss and got the yellow(don’t fu*k with me color) and Crazy, leaving his fate in the hands of the gods went random. He ended up with the horrid white Zerg forces.

Sadly I dident take many screenshots of the game because i wasent planing to make a Battle Report.

LifeIsPeachy Started at the top left while Crazy in his Robinson Cruzo fashion got stuck at the bottom left island.

Crazy did not send out an overlord at the start for scouting purposes,guess he was afraid of losing it to corsairs.

LifeIsPeachy got an early gass and a gate followed by a Cybernetic Core,while keeping the probes coming out of the nexsus.He then made a forge and not knowing what rase Crazy was he put up some cannons covering most of his base and his mining operations.

Crazy got 2 fast hatcheries and a gass and pumped out hella many drones.He then put up a Hydraliks Den and upgraded a Hatchery into a Lair.

While Crazys Lair was morphing LifeIsPeachy started his evil scheem by teleporting in a Templar Archives.When the Archives was done he teleported in some templars and spread them around his base.He then put up a Robotics Facility and made a shuttle,and sent it out to scout.The Shuttle found the zerg base and hurried back home to give a report.Peachy loaded a templar in the shuttle and sent it down,hopfully to kill something...Once there it moved behind the base to come up behind the minerals,the shuttle reported light resistance and he desided to drop the templar.Crazy saw the dropp and quicky attacked the shuttle with some hydras.Peachy was a little to slow with the storm so it only hit 2 hydras befor the hydras killed it and the shuttle.

Crazy was going for a hydra drop,he now had a tiny army of hydra,but as he said when the game was finished he had started on the speed upgrade for the overlords to late and got delayed.

At this time Peachy said he was doing a strat wich he had read on www.battlereports.com where Maynard had beaten Pillars doing it(or was that the other way around?).

Once Crazy was ready and had found Peachy’s main base,he sent up 5 overlords full of hydras and was going for the drop.He dropped them right under Peachy’s base and started spitting at his gates.Peachy was quick to react and fired away a storm on the hydras killing notasmanyasheshouldhavekilled…Crazy continued spitting but spread out his hydras into 3 groups so not to lose all in one storm.Peachy fired away another storm being a little more lucky than the last he killed all the hydras in that group,unfortunatly he got a little to close and Hydra group #2 moved in and killed the templar,but supries supries ! Peachy had another storm up his sleeve and group #2 died befor Crazy got the chance to run out of the storm.HydraPimP group #3 had moved up on the right side of the main and was spitting at Peachy’s buildings.Peachy summoned another storm and killed 1 out of 8 hydra.Peachy now had 3 templars(with not enoth energy) and some cannons as his defence.He quickly put 1 and 1 togheter and got an Archon! Luckily for Peachy,Crazy hadent gotten into any of the more vital structures because of the cannons and was hurting some pylons instead.When the Archon was done the mighty Protoss commander gave it the mission of killing the damn hydraPimP group#3.The Archon quicky attacked the hydras with fury and with the help of a rested templar easely desposed of the pimp’s.

Right befor Peachy’s main had been dropped he had taken the middle-top(12 o’clock) expansion spot and put up a reasnoble amount of cannons,plus he had dropped 2 templars there to help incase it should be attacked.

Crazy a little later with getting an expansion(exp) sent 3 overlords to 3 different locations each carrying 1 drone.He sent 1 overlord to the 4 1/2 o’ clock island one to the 6 o’ clock and one last to the middle-left island.Giving him 3 exp’s plus his main base which still had minerals on it.He kept pumping out hydras,and dident look like he was going to make anything else at that time.

Peachy on the other hand was getting more templars and 2 more Robotic Facility’s and a Support bay for the Robo Facility’s.He then upgraded speed on his shuttles..After that he loaded 1 archon(The big PiMp KillAh)and two templars in one shuttle,and another shuttle with some probes.He flew away from homebase sett out to get his second exp,He choose the 3 o’ clock island and quickly put up cannons there.

At the same time Crazy was in the mood for more suicide.He loaded a cupple of hydras onto some overlords and went for Peachy’s main base again(what where you thinking?! q=p)Peachy saw Crazy's arrival and got ready to add more kills to his score.Crazy dropped realy close to peachy’s base this time and his overlords was sitting on top of each other making one small easy to hit "blump".Peachy opend the sky and the hydras got torched right after landing…(Crazy!!! Templars !!! Spread !!!) Crazy licked his wounds and reatreated with 2 of the 9 overlords,the rest had gotten to close to lightning.Peachy only lost 1 cannon in that attack while Crazy lost a hole shit load of units.

Being the badass pimp that he is Crazy had got his 3 exp’s running and was putting up nyduses to thoose exp’s for quick defence.He also took the 9 o’ clock island.Peachy saw Crazy’s hatchery morphing in on that island and dropped 1 dragoon that he had in a shuttle close by and started hammering on the morphing hatchery.Crazy sent 12 hydras in overlords up to defend and Peachy loaded 2 templars and an archon to attack.They bouth got there at the same time and there was a little fight which crazy won because of the templars that dident do their job!Peachy let Crazy have that exp.

Again Crazy wanted to go a little suicidal.He loaded many overlords with hydras and sent them to attack Peachy’s first exp at 12 o’ clock. Peachy had built a Gateway on that island and had six or seven templars there,Peachy must have forgot to sett down his mouse sensitivity after playing quake or something because he dident cast storm,Crazy had nearly dropped all of his hydras onto the island(losing some to cannons)and 4-5 templars was dead befor Peachy came back from windows after setting his sensetivety down.Finaly Peachy threw a storm..and another...and another! Crazy tried to move away from the Peachy’s storms but it was to cramped and CraZy just ran into another storm.Peachy got extreemly lucky that he dident lose his exp to that drop(lucky he managed to fire some storms befor all his temps was dead.).

Now there was a cease fire...Bouth players buildt up an army of some size.Peachy was getting reavers/templars/dragoons/corsairs.Crazy went all out Hydra and some scrouges.None of the players upgraded at this time it was 0-0-0 for bouth of them through most of the match.Crazy expanded to the 9 o' clock island,now in control of 5 islands.

They broke the peace strangly enoth at the same time.Crazy sending 12 overlords full with hydras to Peachy’s 3 o’ clock base and Peachy sent reavers/temps to Crazy’s right-middle-island,and to the 9 o’ clock base...All this happened at the same time. Peachy was dropping 2 places at a time.(!!!) He lost a lot of temps befor he could use them.Both players had a lot to do at that time fighting at 3 different places at a time. Most for Peachy,I amagine since he has to cast storm all the time to stay alive.Because of the nyduses Crazy managed with skill to kill the attacking tropps without much loss.The 3 o’ clock island he dropped on the other hand was a failiur thou he killed a lot of cannons and many temps.Peachy had gotten in some skillfull shoots with the storm and survived.

There was numerus hydra droppes from Crazy at this point none of them did any real damage to Peachy because of splendid use of templars.

There was a little peace again as both players built up their army.Crazy now had control over 6 islands after taking the middle-right island, and was harvesting from 5 of them,Peachy only had 3 islands and 2 of em had minerals.He needed more exp’s there was 1 vacent island left.

Crazy finaly made a spire and Peachy put up Starports.

Peachy loaded a probe and 3 templars onto a shuttle and dropped on the vacent island.Crazy had an overlord at that island and saw that Peachy was making a Nexus there and putting up cannons he quickly loaded some hydras onto some overlords and flew up to stop Peachy.They came just befor some of the cannons where done.He killed 1 temp and moved on.boOM the sky opend and storms ripped the hydras flesh.Cannons quickly came up and soon some corsairs joined the fight.The overlords got killed by the corsairs and the cannons and templars finished the hydra’s.Crazy whouldent let Peachy have that island that easaly and sent more hydras.Peachy sent some Reavers to the island and more templars just in time to save the exp.Hydras died...More hydras died...A hole bunch of hydras died to storms and scrabs.Peachy put up 2 gate’s and a robo facility.He now had around 8 templars there and 4 reavers.I am not going to write about all the fights on that island because there was SOO MANY of them! q=p Crazy keept sending more and more units to the slaughter.Like 10 doom drops,It was CRAZY! :D Peachy probably got 75 % of his kills(Peachy had 950 kills total when game was over) from Crazy’s attacks on that island.One of the attacks he mixed zerglings/hydra(a lot)/Ultraliks and the only thing he killed then was 2 reavers 4 temps and some cannons...GOOOOD STORMING! =P  

While this was going on Peachy saw fit to get another expansion and loaded 4 reavers 4 temps 8 dragoons onto shuttles and dropped at one of Crazys exp’s the dropp killed one of the hatches on that island and a lot of hydras Crazy had 12 guards and sent to engage the force while sending in units through the nydus to that island.The guards killed most of the units since the nydus was under constant storm and the templars dident storm them.Each time the hydras came out of the nydus(which was constant) 4 scrabs flew in on them and storms raped all that survived.Eventualy the energy of the templars was drained and the reavers had been destroyed by guards Crazys crazy pimp squad took over and killed the remaining units.

Little later the same island was attacked again by Peachy’s priests and seXy reavErs,this time Crazy just said “ you can have it ^.^ ” tired of fighting for it no doubt J. Peachy hurried a probe down and started making pylons.What Peachy dident see was that a little lower on the island was another hatchery and a nydus was morphing there.A drop came to stop the expanding of the Protoss nation.Out of the finished nydus came zerglings and out of the overlords came  MAD hydra PimPS!backed up with guards... Peachy got overwhelmed and lost all his reavers and the templars he had there.So Peachy couldent have it then Crazy? Liar liar liar! :p

Nearing the end now q=p

Peachy had only one place where he was harvesting crystals now,and Crazy had crystals on almoste all of his exp’s and there was no vacent islands(crazy had em all).

Suddenly I saw a million hydras attacking Peachy’s main base,and there was NO TEMPLARS THERE?! Even I dident see the dropp comming, and I saw all the map:p Peachy dident even try to save it,plus he had no unitsthere…bummer...the badass rottentothebonepimp hydras made mince meat of the holy Protoss Capital in a matter of seconds.At this point I could see that Peachy was in deep shit(which he had been for some time),and he had almoste mined out his last remmaining exp...I whispered to Peachy and asked how much money he had he paused the game and said “-1200/1400 “ There was still a way for him to win this.Although Crazy had all the map now and he was constantly dropping Peachy on the top-right island,and he dident make much defence.

Peachy whispered me and said what I was thinking “If I can just get that middle island”.The middle-right island was the island with the most minerals left on it.He gathered up all his probes and temps/reavers and dropped it on the middle-right island.He got the island whitout much action,and started constructing cannons on it...but alas...Crazy came. Peachy fought good for it,killing alot of guards and hydras,but he got overwhelmed after half a minute...

knowing it was all over...

Peachy said gg

Crazy said gg “

  If peachy had tried to stop Crazy's mad expansions(more than 3 times!^^) he whould have had a much better chance of wining this game.Even at a time Crazy had 6 islands and Peachy only had 4,it looked even.Crazy was constantly attacking and thats what eventualy won him the game.

 TEMPLARS OWN!

There where a lot of minor battles,many gosu moves and hardcore strats that I just skipped writing about because it whould have filled up the server :p

Peachy killed my scv's so you can remove 4 from his kills^^

Good Game you guys ! :-)

Im kinda proud of the picture on top of the page... :P 

First time I write a Report,and my english kinda su*ks,first time i use paintshop pro and frontpage...but give me a 6 out o’ ten at least :P I know i could have done better now...but then i whould have had to re-write alot...^-^

Should i have made Peachy and Crazy's name in 2 diffrent colors is it to much black and white? SORRY about all the typos,i hope it is readable(im norwegian:)Anything else i did wrong?I know i probably should have given the 'fights' a little more action.