The game starts off with the usual build orders. Man.I.suck does a double Gateway opening while MasturNate chooses Heavy Metal as his weapon of choice, but ends up getting his second factory AFTER his first one is complete and has a Machine Shop building.
I had to comment about my feelings of my Terran vs. Toss:

About this time, I notice the lack of troops at the Protoss base and look at the minimap. Sure enough, there is an expansion coming online at 6 o'clock. This was unusual, I thought, since he could have gone for 3 o'clock and would have been much closer to defend. He chooses to warp in his Templar Archives there and puts up another Gateway and plenty of pylons. MasturNate puts up a two Starports one after another as Deon scoots in and discovers the expansion. Sadly, a newly warped Dark Templar ends his life. Damnit, DEON IS ALWAYS THE VICTIM! Just as he's had good luck, HE DIES! Why Deon? WHY!!!!!!!!! MasturNate increases his resource flow by expanding to his natural and brining it online within seconds. He defends it lightly, to my surprise, with a tank on the ledge, 3 vultures, and 3 mines.

MasturNate shares my sorrow and sends two new wraiths to peck that expansion to death. They succeed in killing a probe and scratching the shields on the Nexus before a Dragoon pops out. The wraiths do not have cloak so the lone Dragoon is able to scare them off. I look at MasturNate's control tower and sure enough, it's blinking. MasturNate adds a Science Facility to his collection of buildings. I check back at man.I.suck's base and find an assortment of buildings.

His expansion has a brand new StarGate that is now producing Corsairs. His troops are still 0/0 compared to the 2/2 air/ground of MasturNate. Interesting enough, MasturNate had 4 armories, but I could see how he was able to upgrade from all four since he was expanding again to the upper left island.

Man.I.suck has collected an assortment of all the ground units, including Reavers. His expansion has 3 Gateways, 1 Stargate, Pylons, and a matrix of Cannons. He attempts a Reaver Drop, but is thwarted by a Tank and MasturNate's flock of wraiths. MasturNate attempts his own drop with 2 tanks and his wraiths. He cloaks them and brings along two Science Vessels. Two Corsairs and 5 or so Dragoons come in after one of his Observers sees the drop. The Observer is killed, but the Dragoons manage to blow away the two tanks. Since there are 5+ cannons protecting the expansion, MasturNate retreats his Wraiths back to home.

My response to the cannons at man.I.suck's expansion:

Zalpus' response about the tanks dying:

Man.I.suck is pissed now and starts an all out assault with 30+ ground troops. The action begins as Dragoons blow apart mines and Tanks lay the smack on the 'goons. Man.I.suck storms all the tanks he sees on the ledge and Zealots knock out the natural. Dragoons stumble, Marines explode in a mess, Zealots are blown to hell, Tanks explode in a fiery blaze, Dark Templar and Templar alike go up in smoke, and Vultures pop. When the smoke clears, there are 3 zealots pounding on the Command Center, and 7 more are hitting on the Tanks. Unfortunately, Tanks don't date Zealot scum, and with the help of some Defensive Matrixes, the Zealots are sent back to Aiur to be put into those clumsy Dragoon suits.

So, MasturNate's main resource income has been thwarted, since his Island expansion is only mining gas, and very few minerals. He transports SCVs from his dry main to his Island and creates new SCVs at his Natural, getting it back online within a short period. MasturNate also has constructed yet another Command Center and begins to float it to the southeast island. Another band of Dragoons tumble into MasturNate's natural, but they are cratered by Tanks before they can do any significant damage. Man.I.suck's main has finally dried out, but he chooses not to expand yet because of lingering vultures. He, instead, attacks MasturNate's natural again with even more Dragoons and then..

MasturNate disconnects, even though he was winning by a 4:2 scale. This just shows you how stupid it is to disconnect. It just so happens he lags out when the Dragoons start coming in..... ISP problems? Maybe, but I don't think so since there was no lag during the game. It was a bit sluggish, but not once did a "Waiting for Players" screen come up, or even THREATEN to come up. Damn disc'ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEON! DEON! WE MISS YOU! Oh wait, you're back again? DEON HOW DARE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! ><....

Before I leave, let me leave you with a comment for myself about my mental stability:

Until next time!

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