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Gay homos battle it out on a 3 player ffa.
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Author:Roqu
IP:HOTSB102XXXX
Date: 02/01/00 12:02
Game Type: Starcraft
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Hi all you lozers out there, this is a game I watched I hope you waste
as much time reading this as I did watching it. Players in this game are Kataka-x17 Unist
and [69]element and me the watcher... I was going to play but I wimped out.



 












The game starts with zerg at the top terran on the righttop
and gay butt toss on the right...






Gay butt zerg gos the qucik exp or 3 terran and toss go crapy low end
units...yada yada yada and so on...about 6 min into the game we start to see action...



 








As we see terran is about to own the moron zerg with some men
and meds



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Zerg has a hive 2 spierz and a ton of money and is
getting ownned by about 24men how sad...



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Look at zerg getting raped by men and meds



At about this time toss using his korean comsat spots a terran bulden at
bottom right...



Terran ends up killen zergs main and second base but didn't go after
zergs last base at the uper right, and this is the base where zerg had his hive and spirz
anywayz.



terran gets his men back to his main and zerg gets a drone out to expand
somewhere.....



 










Here we see terran has more men and hits zergs only real base,
we see toss is going every where and hitts zergs only other base, how gay...terran attack
on zerg don't work and runs about 12 meds back....but only after killing most of zergs air
units....



Zerg tryz to get back at terran but it's a really crapy attack...



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Hmm, terrans 3-3 men don't do as well on toss as they did to
zerg, to bad he didn't have emp?



 



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Well this gos on for about 5 more mins as terran dose little
attacks on toss and toss in fear of tanks? attacks zerg....



 



 



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Well even with crack 2-2 goons and lighting kill all the lings
you can make... but being the moron that he is somehow toss loses most of his units in
this crapy attack...but he has about 5 starports doing the lame thing...



 



 



 



yada yada yada yada toss makes carriers and is all over the map...



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And then terran dose something I would not expect...



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so you think a storm or 3 would stop this? well remember the
fight with zerg? he turned all his temps into lingkillers! what a chobo!



yada yada yada terran kills toss's main base yada yada yada...



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heheehe, I didn't even see zerg doing this but he takes out 6 carriers
with death bats??? must u had some gas left over from his linging days?...



 



 



 



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Pics of the terran drop on toss, remember terran only has his main and
normal exp and toss has 4 mains??? is toss smoken de wacky weed?



 



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This is what the ending map looks like, toss has every thing terrans men
and killed by 7 carriers (full this time) and the game is over...don't you love the gay
homo toss player they just about kicks the bucket?...how can you as toss get ownned late
game by men and meds lose most of your base and then come back and do the lame thing like
a korean? well I'll tell you...that's what happens when you sit back in a ffa even a chobo
can win....



 



 



 



 



The game lasted about 41 min total...





roqu@tgfn.com
















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