"burrow owns you" -Bob_The_Newt
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| Medics VS. RatTesticles | | | Author: | | | IP: | cx110054XXXX | | Date: | 01/29/00 12:01 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 8, Min: 8 Lifetime Rating for ~Talon~: 7.5926 |  |
Hello and welcome to yet another I_Hate_Medics report. This is crazy, we've seen so much of him lately, that I almost think I hate Medics! Almost. But he's a cool guy, and we all love him so just read along for now. This time Medics would be taking on a pair of BigRatTesticles. Ewwww. *shudders* Anyways, to the game! The map selected was Gay Temple. Medics started as Purple Zerg at 3 o'clock while Testicles got Orange Terran at 12 o'clock.
I_Hate_Medics: Purple Zerg - 3
BigRatTesticles: Orange Terran - 12
Map: Dark Temple
Medics started out with his O-So-Normal early expansion --> Spawning Pool --> Overlord build while Testicles puts up a depot a Barracks and Command Center. A second Barracks is added soon after. Medics starts his gas and scouts Testicles' base with a Zergling. Medics sees the lack of early defense on the part of the Terran and starts piling up Zerglings outside his main. After checking the natural for an expansion the Zerglings run up onto the plateau where they are slaughtered by Marines in and around a new bunker.
A small counter attack of about six Marines is made but gets flanked by Zerglings once it passes up the ramp into Medics' main, and dies horribly. Testicles' CC has now landed and SCVs are minging at the top left island. Both players create two upgrade facilities at this point, Testicles getting his E-Bays and Medics' getting his Evolution Chambers. Medics expands to the 6 o'clock mineral natural. Medics' Lair and Den have finished Morphing now and he is starting to make Lurkers. Testicles makes the next move by sending in a dozen or so infantry into Medics' main. Several are taken down by sunkens and Lurkers at the choke but 3 Firebats 2 Marines and 2 Medics make it into the Zerg supply line. Several Hydralisks and all the Drones are wasted by the Firebats, but they are taken down by Lukers afterwards.
A counter attack of Zerling and Hydralisks and Lurkers is quickly thrown at the Terran base but Medirines are able to kill the last Hydralisk before Lurkers kill them off. Tanks finish the Lurkers off from afar. Now Testicles is starting to take advantage of the early expansions and thin spreading of Medics' troops. A 6 Marine drop to Medics' main kills some new Drones the Extractor and a couple Hydras. Medics expands again, this time to the 6 o'clock main and 6 natural. And then a third time to the 9 o'clock mineral only. Testicles' Science Vessels have a field day Irradiating a group of Overlords and Hydralisks at Medics' Main. A Command Center is constructed at Testicles' natural and 2 more rax, making a total of 6 now, are put up. Purple expansions spring up at the 9 o'clock main and natural. Medics' endless powering will finally pay off now, as 17 Hatcheries are churning out troops.
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 The Tides of Death and Destruction are upon the Terran forces with endless streams of Zerg pouring into the stronghold. Wave after Wave, dozens upon dozens of Zergling and Hydralisk are thrown into the grinder, but weakening Testicles ever so much at a time. And finally, after about 6 attacks, there are no more defenders left to... defend. Now Medics' has finally broken through, and starts tearing things up. Testicles watches in horror (or so I assume) as his base is ripped apart by the unstoppable Zerg army. As his base is razed to the ground, Testicles admits defeat and leaves the game. Medics won again! =D
Lessons Ye Hath Learnt
- Medics is too cool, stop reporting games on him.
- Rat Testicles are ugly, expecially big ones.
- Medics > RatBalls
- I gotta go watch StarTrek now.
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