"Last in line was Advisor "CB". His nickname was based on "Cattlebruiser", although none of the men were quite sure where the name had come from. Some infantrymen whispered that it came from a particularly bad night back home involving thirteen shots of whiskey, a herd of cattle, and a twenty-two year-old Animal Husbandry major. Others swore on the fact that a bloody cow's head was hung in his locker, a testament of what would happen to the men if they ever got out of line. Whatever the case, CB was fiercely competent."
-~CattleBruiser~
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| Redneck Diary: Day 1 | | | Author: | | | IP: | modem25.XXXX | | Date: | 12/30/99 05:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for ~:~Templar~:~: 7.0000 |  | Dear Diary: ah had jest settled down at th' Terran-Psi Comman' Center in mah bed when ah was radioed by th' Terran Comman'er, Juneral Fred, an' th' Protost Praeto', Gaergii. As th'
second-in-comman' of our renagade armah, ah was obliged t'come an' speak wif th' Leaders. They told me thar was a Zerg fo'ce arrivin' on Auir an' thet they were by th' Holy Lost Templar
thet th' Protost revahed, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah was specked t'lan' thar wif mah staff an' 4 Space Construckshun Vehicles t'mine th' minerals an' build stuff. They told me t'write down th'
happenin's ev'ry hour so they c'd git th' jist of whut had happened, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah agreed an' 3 hours later ah lan'ed on Auir at th' no'th-west.
12:00 Noon - ah had been briefed thet th' Zerg had lan'ed at th' no'th-eastern resource node an' thet a Hatchery had jest mo'phed in an' th' eggs of th' Zerg wawkers were bein' hatched,
cuss it all t' tarnation. Mah own wawkers were cuttin' their way at th' tenacious crystalline struckures wif their Fushun Cutters, which c'd also be used as a primitive fo'm of attack in case
of a quick Zerglin' attack. Shet mah mouth! Purdy soon mah base'd begin t'be cornstrucked, cuss it all t' tarnation.
1:00 pm - 9 of th' SCV's is now out in th' fields an' a supply depot has been build t'accomodate th' flow of troops fum of one Barracks. ah sent an SCV out th' probe th' Zerg defenses but
ah's afriad thet he was killed by a Sunken Colony an' a pair of Zerglin's. ah knowed thet ah muss cornstruck a high level of buildin's in o'der t'accomodate mah armah. 3 Marines is
patrollin' th' base t'guard aginst attacks.
2:00 pm - Our economah is now almost stabilzed, wif 3 SCV's interin' th' Refinery t'extrycked th' fooms of Vespene vital t'our misshun. A second Barracks was cornstrucked as fine as 2
mo'e Supply Depots. A Marine filled Bunker guards th' only lan'-based intrance into th' plateau. ah's cornsiderin' of buildin' eifer a pair of Facko'ies o' a Facko'y an' an Academah, which is
required t'train th' female o' th' opposite sex members of our party in th' rediments of healin'. I'll hafta see.
3:00 pm - ah decided thet it'd be wise of me t'construck th' pair of Facko'ies, as ah was allus in favo' of power on over reconnaisance. They haf jest started buildin' an' ah doesn't speck
them done until sometime this hyar evenin'. Our economah is now boomin' an' we haf plenty of minerals an' Vespene gas t'keep a cornstant flow of Marines a-comin' out. T'other Bunker
was cornstrucked along side t'th' SCV's t'give them a feelin' of safety as they harvess th' right resource node.
4:00 pm - They facko'ies is fine on their way t'compleshun. ah now haf a sizable fo'ce of Marines an' soon ah will haf 'nuff resources t'start an Academah. A Marine lef' his post today but
in his wan'erin's he foun' t'other resource node t'th' east of our base thet was almost as rich in minerals as mah main base. ah will soon hafta sploit thet chance of a better economah.
5:00 pm - Th' Facko'ies is almost finished an' th' Academah has started, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah sent a lone Marine out t'see whut th' Zerg were up to. They had not yet sploited th'
resource node t'th' south of their main base. He moved no'th an' foun' 3 sunken colonies an' started complainin' about th' fack thet his feet were gittin' stuck in th' purplish creep an' thet
it'd take him an hour t'git th' goop outta th' joints of his armo'. ah reminded him thet we muss all make sacrifices t'our leaders an' we joined th' Terra-Psi t'become frontiers in Zerg fightin'.
ah adamantly refused t'come in range of th' sunkens howevah but ah cain't say thet ah blame him, dawgone it.
6:00 pm - Th' Facko'ies is now finished an' Machine Shops is bein' added t'both fo' quicker upgrades. ah also got in some supplies today fum th' Terra-Psi an' ah was able t'upgrade th'
Marine range in our completed Academah. ah o'dered th' construckshun of a Comsat stashun added on t'th' side of th' Comsat an' our specialists in thet field moved t'take their posishuns.
ah sent out a fo'ce of a dozen Marines as fine as 5 Medics t'see eff'n we c'd bust th' backs of th' Zerg fo'ce an' hoof it home wif an easy Vicko'y. Mah fo'ce did ketch a nooly mo'phed
Hatchery an' redooced it t'a steamin' pile of o'ganic material, ah reckon. ah admit thet it was quite a sight t'see. Th' Gauss fire of th' Marine rifles perfo'ated th' Struckure an' then it began
t'bleed, slowly leakin' at fust, but then faster until it finally spurted our of th' collapsin' struckure. Af'er a minute o' so of fire th' struckure finally collapsed an' th' resultin' o'ganic shrapnel
spread was quite nice. Th' Marines an' Medics charged up th' ramp only t'be met by a dozen Zerglin's at at least as menny Hydralisks. We redooced their numbers drastically, as all th'
Zerglin's died at ha'f of th' Hydralisks were redooced t'li'l pools of blood, cuss it all t' tarnation. Even though all th' men were lost, our semi-vicko'y put some of th' starch back in th' spines
of th' ress of mah growin' armah.
7:00 pm - Th' Comsat stashun finished an' had inough inergy fo' one charge. We aimed th' satellyte an' th' center of th' Zerg infestashun an' durin' th' interim of it's use we took sevahal
pitchers. Thar were quickly developed an' we noticed thet they had been as busy as we. We sar sevahal drones at wawk as fine as a Lair. A Spawnin' Pool, a Hydralisk Den as fine as 3
Sunken Colonies. A lurker hole was also spotted, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah's now able t'prodooce Tanks outta mah Facko'ies an' ah o'dered 2 of them prodooced, cuss it all t' tarnation. ah
also added a siege addon t'be installed in th' produckshun line of th' tanks so thet Siege Mode (a 70 mm roun' instead of 30mm) an' ah set th' rally points of th' Tank crews t'opposite sides
of mah ramp-bunker.
8:00 pm - Th' Tanks is now finished an' ingaged in Siege-Mode. ah added t'other Bunker alongside t'other one at mah ramp t'prepare fo' an annicipated siege. ah's feelin' a trifle tired at this
hyar point, probably as a result of mah heavy six packin' last night. ah suppose ah can last a li'l trimenjus longer.
9:00 pm - Th' second ramp Bunker is now completed an' full, t'other pair of Tanks has been prodooced an' we haf been keepin' up a steady produckshun of Marines an' Medics. ah's now
a-gonna mah bed, but ah have o'dered a Comman' Center t'be set up durin' th' night t'try an' fool th' Zerg, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! A Comman' Center as fine as a Refinery an' 2
Bunkers will be set up in th' mo'nin', as fine as an Engineerin' Bay at mah main base. Good night Diary. |
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