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| SCV vs. SSD4 | | | Author: | | | IP: | c31a167.XXXX | | Date: | 12/25/99 08:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for SCV: 7.0000 |  | Okay guys, in light of all the reports SSD4 has been making, i decided to finally play this guy...
Ahscar didn't believe me that i'm probably the best bw player of all time, so he wanted to see me own someone, so i decided to own this ssd4 guy...
Anyways, the map was temple...
I started as terran in the 12 position, but i didn't let that get me down. Oh by the way everyone, i'm playing on a laptop, but who cares i'm SCV.
SSD4 started in the 6 position as toss.
Well I don't like to brag but my terran is godly oh my god!
So ssd4 really didn't have a chance, but he was good! His skill must have been atleast above 720 rating or so... and i found him in NH so that makes him good ok...
Anyways the game started off good, he rushed me w/ his first zeal but i stopped it with my ton of marines (probably 45 or so)... then i countered...
I came to his base but he was sooo good, his swarm of zeals/drags just overhwhelemd me, then he countered!
he ended up in my peon line...
SCV TIP:
If someone goes into your peon line, dont' fight them, run your peon's away ok!!!
SCV TIP:
Dont' steal other peoples methods of writing, or you may be deemed chobo!
-=I know i'm becoming like Ghost Lizard but that's okay b/c i'm SCV=-
i repelled it with my tons of units namely marines/tanks then i decided to counter cuz i'm gosu, i'm SCV.
i came and i began my standard terran push, i must have had atleast 12 tanks (really 3 but don't tell anyone cuz i'm writing the br even though i played).
SCV TIP:
What you want to do is only br games that you win, and to make sure you win them, play people that blow! That way you make yourself look godly.
Once he saw my gosu tanks he tried and tried to repel but i was way too good for him... and i overwhelemd him, entered his base and won...
woohoo...nice gmae ssd4, now dont' write any more reports.
SCV TIP:
When you br a game that you yourself won, lie about how many units you had, that makes you look better so people will think you own when you actually suck.
Well I hope you enjoyed my battle report, feedback is much appreciated!
-SCV
Author's Note: This may be fictional material, take it for what you believe it to be. |
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