Greetings. This is a little departure from my usual BRs as I present an unusual 2v2 I took part in. I am sure ALL will enjoy…

10 Things I hate About you…

Mark4, smurfing under his new name of [hs]chobofuxor was advertising for a 2v2 against him and his other "chobo" partner, chobofux()r (GhOsT~LiZarD). Mark directed us to channel chobo where after some switching of partners and other mishaps, I found myself in their game on rivalry. My original partner had to go, so [hs]chobofuxor msged me a new partner, and in walked none other than killer.on.486. As you can imagine, I was err… delighted… to see who my partner was, as I am sure was chobofux()r. We all elected to random (me by accident, I wanted to pick zerg :P) and the game was off!

The.Confessor AND killer.on.486

vs

chobofux()r AND [hs]chobofuxor

I find myself thankfully spawning upper right as Zerg while killer.on.486 landed terran upper left. I start my usual build order of 8 OL, 9 pool, 12 hatch at natural, but decide to go more conservative with some sunkens for extra defense. I elect to keep my OL at home, prompting killer.on.486 to scream at me to use it to scout, even though since they were both random, if one was terran I would lose it automatically. But then again, what do I know compared to killer.on.486? Any how, killer.on.486 begins a semi wall in at his choke while we both send out peons to scout, my hatch finishing about this time.

Our scouts find that [hs]chobofuxor has spawned protoss (things were looking good for me, huh?) at the bottom left and chobofux()r has started terran at the bottom right. I run my drone through chobofux()r’s base seeing he is going triple rax at top of his ramp prompting killer.on.486 to do the same. I then leave my drone to the left of chobofux()r’s base for later scouting. My pool finishes and I start on an extractor along and send some lings and 3 drones down to my natural waiting for my hatch there to finish. No sooner does it come online then in waltz 2 SCVs, some zealots, probes and rines . I decide to stall for time until killer.on.486 can send the necessary support over, and attack the SCVs building bunkers while pumping lings at main and erecting a sunken. I kill the 2 scvs, then turn my attention to the 2 zealots and probe support and rines. My sunken goes down and I am starting to get worried wondering where on earth killer.on.486 is. And then it hits me: he isnt doing anything. Not helping. Not even countering one of them.

So here I am trying to hold off a double team from Mark4 and GhOsT~LiZarD as Zerg, when killer.on.486 finally offers his 2 cents. "You suck man" and with that, decides to leave the game. Total game time was about 5 minutes. All of ZERO troops left killer.on.486’s base to help me or attack one of them. All of ZERO things killer.on.486 did to stop what was happening or help our situation. And on the first sign of me being double team, he can only bash me for losing to mark4 and lizard then leave the game. You guys take form this what you will, below you will find some interesting quotes killer.on.486 has recently posted about himself on the forum. Sort of ironic really…

killer.on.486 was quoted as saying: "Maybe i have been acting lame lately" "plz dont hold any preconcived notions about me" "i ALWAYS speak the truth" "Ghost is a LAMER, and i have proven it countless times, AND THATS THE TRUTH" "heres my opinion about some ppl" "Mark = arrogant brat." "thats cuz Mark4 is an arrogant little smuckheaded suopface who thinks he is GOD.." Well killer.on.486, at least those lamers dont quit games at the first sign of trouble and blame it all on their partners… Thank you for reading this report."