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"I truly am the master....comedian.....of protoss air"
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A Symbolic Game
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Author:{69}Paste
IP:smga1pooXXXX
Date: 12/17/99 09:12
Game Type: Starcraft
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It all started off as me terran, and my girlfriend was protoss. She immediately tried to get on top of the situation by using a quickie strat. She got quick zealots and laid course towards my base leaving hers nude. I had broken a sweat as I built up a group of marines and I thrusted into her assault causing her to change her defensive position. I continued up the tree to get dropships which I planned to use to get her from her back door. My plan was creamed by a force of dragoons hurtling out white balls at my dropship. Only one marine slid through the opening but found himself in a hairy situation and was quickly deuched out of her chokepoint and back towards my base. Unfortunately she had also climbed the tree and I found myself getting butt raped by a gang of dark templars. I pulled out, and said "GG".


Hehe, just decided to show you Americans a little culture from your northern cousins =) Dun worry I havent tried to actually take my g/f from the backside. . . yet =)
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